Zemyla

@zemyla.bsky.social

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It's an attack that deals poison damage. (10 MP, 8d6 damage, any pronouns)

The above video, but it's wrapped in a giant black and grey box.
ThisTimelineSucks @somegreybloke People are so easily offended these days. That's why I only ever make jokes at the expense of white men, whose thick skins and calmly rational attitudes make them impossible to upset. March 18, 2018
rosthaus.bsky.social @rosthaus.bsky.social · 1h We've got smaller ones with built-in flags here. They are smaller than a curb and since so many drivers have run over them most barriers are missing and all the flags are gone. Masastormyponez @masastormeez.bsky.social · 2h Just add reflectors on those blockers so drivers will know to slow down and dodge them 🤔
[Tumblr post] bayesic-bitch Obviously Red Pill and related movements were mostly full of shit but I do think it's useful to break down exactly where they go off the rails. For instance, the idea of a sexual marketplace. The idea that large numbers of repeated consensual interactions converge to something like a market is imo not unreasonable. But then they start applying ideas that are either only true in idealized, perfectly competitive markets, or are not true of any market at all. Thinking for just two seconds should reveal that the actual sexual market place is full of assymetric information, high transaction costs, and non-fungible products. But the most egregious oversight of this line of thinking is the implicit assumption that there is low market concentration and no market power, something that is immediately recognizable as false when we realize that a solid 42% of US domestic sucking and fucking was provided by your mom. motherlicker To be clear, it's inaccurate to describe your mom as holding a monopoly position in the sexual marketplace. What she's achieved is not dominance through exclusionary practices, but rather an exceptionally competitive cost structure and historically low barriers to entry.
When you get paid biweekly Week one: Surf and turf Week two: Ice soup
A temperature map of New Mexico. The lowest temperature is 88 °F (31 °C) and the highest is 106 °F (41 °C).
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[Panels from El Goonish Shive, The Secret of Sam 20. Ellen is talking to Grace.] Ellen: It was when you reached out to me before we started classes. You were there for me when I really needed someone to be. Your power is being there for people when they need you. Ellen: Your power is love and kindness.
The quoted Haus of Decline comic, but the woman says they're having "Quant" for dinner and his head is in the pot.
The Onion The Onion is an American digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes satirical articles on international, national, and local news. The company is currently based in Chicago, but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988, in Madison, Wisconsin. The Onion began publishing online in early 1996. In 2007, they began publishing satirical news audio and video online as the Onion News Network. In 2013, The Onion stopped publishing its print edition. It was then acquired three times, first by Univision in 2016, which later merged The Onion and several other publications into those of Gizmodo Media Group. This unit was sold in 2019 to Great Hill Partners, forming a new company named G/O Media. Then, in April 2024, G/O Media sold The Onion to Global Tetrahedron, a firm newly created by former Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson, which revived the print edition in August that year.
Bob the Angry Flower: Hypercrite Man: Sir, you're a blatant hypocrite. Bob: Sir, you wound me! It's only hypocrisy if the rules are the same for both of us. They are not! Stuff I do is good. Stuff you do is bad. Even if they're the same thing. Especially if! How do you not get this? I can't make it any plainer!
[Edit of a Jack Chick panel] Most Zionists rejected her message. Man in crowd: Shut up! They hated Molly because she told them the truth.
My In Golden Flame character, an Egregorian expat named Betty Jean. She's wearing a dress and holding a "Himhe's" chocolate bar.
Gareth Watkins ‪@garethwatkins.bsky.social‬ People want to hear this even less, but the left/liberals need to study the TERF movement as an example of wildly successful organising and cultural engineering by an extremely niche, mostly online micro-community.
[4chan post from Anonymous, 06/23/23, 17:17:27, No. 22182613] > Reading a book > Main character has a stupid name > Download book, open in editor > ctrl+f find and replace all instances of the characters name with my name > book is now a much better read I'm addicted to doing this. It just feels so much better than reading a book about some stupid fuck named "Jason" or "Tanaka"
Sarah Kendzior > Quotes > Quotable Quote “It is very bad in America to be right too early. It is considered a sin in journalism to tell the public what you have learned in real time, both because you are going against the tide of profit motive, but mostly because it destroys plausible deniability for the corrupt and powerful.” ― Sarah Kendzior, They Knew: How a Culture of Conspiracy Keeps America Complacent
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[Twitter post] dakota @muttblunt · 1d slut [A picture of round-framed metal glasses] [Quote-tweet of the previous post] PUKE GIRL @vomitswallower · 22h girls who wear these either don't know what sex is or would literally crawl naked across broken glass to smell someone's dick through their underwear PUKE GIRL @vomitswallower · 3h dolls with the therian symbol and "traumatwink armpitdyke" in the bio like "guys guess which one i am"
The above post, but with the "Translate" button highlighted.
New York Post @nypost 2h Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules Jun 27, 2026 · 4:37 PM UTC
trashboat my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time trashboat bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too
Gus Fring meme: You're a lesbian because you love women I'm a lesbian because I hate men We are not the same
박주현 @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!??? 3:26 PM · Jun 14, 2021
A badly edited picture of Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible, saying, "The snake is my penis."
Banter FC @FCBanter_ If you saw $85,000 on the ground, would you pick it up?
Movie poster for "Jennifer's Body".
Bob the Angry Flower, grabbing a Randian and shouting: What's the plan now, genius?? We're all gonna have to till the soil!!!
fuck the moon @fuckthem00n fly me to the moon let me kick it's fucking ass let me show it what i learned in my moon jujitsu class 3:05 PM · 10/17/19 · Twitter for Android fuck the moon @fuckthem00n · 1d wow this blew up. wish the moon would.
Tor: It is Pride Month, Iosa. You know what that means. Iosa: huh what? do you want us to do like gay Alpha Strikes? what? Tor: ...
📖 "5 Characteristics of Neoimperialism" @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!??? 4:26 AM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter Web App 739 Retweets 123 Quote Tweets 3,544 Likes
"Bees are good," Obama says as children scream Politico - 17 hours ago
"PRIDEMONTH" fading into a rainbow "DEMON".
rob @robwhisman i think i'd like to have one of those youtube channels where every video thumbnail is this bullshit [Image of a guy looking confused, captioned, "UBER DRIVER SUCKED ME OFF??"]
[A screenshot of a Scientific American article.] February 12, 2026 4 min read The physics of ‘Penisgate’ and how ski jumpers fly A scandal involving allegedly enlarged ski suits ahead of this year’s Winter Olympics has highlighted the intriguing physics behind ski jumps By Jackie Flynn Mogensen edited by Claire Cameron A ski jumper swoops through the air, leaving behind a blur Qiwu Song of Team People's Republic of China competes in the Mixed Team Trial Round on day four of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games Lars Baron/Getty
박주현 @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!??? 3:26 PM • Jun 14, 2021
‪Skeletired‬ ‪@skeletired.bsky.social‬ · 1d A Kamala Harris presidency would have been relatively boring and you wouldn't be awake scrolling right now. ‪Skeletired‬ ‪@skeletired.bsky.social‬ · 18h Lots of fiery replies to this. I asked most of them if they voted and most admitted no. They still fundamentally don't accept that their purity test put us on a timeline with MORE genocide, not less. I want zero genocide. We don't get there without going through LESS. Y'all pushed it the other way. Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social‬ No amount of bitter "we need to change the system" would have taken us off the two possible timelines. It's the trolly test. You failed the trolly test and killed more people than less. You turbo boosted Trump and Israel and genocide. 4:31 PM · May 8, 2026
Senator Steven Armstrong: I could break the president in two… with my bare hands!
[A page from Girl Genius. Agatha is looking at a rabbit power armor Krosp is in. It has a clock on the tummy. She and Zeetha are wearing smaller rabbit disguises.] Agatha: I... I think I like it! Fashion clank: Ah– bliss! Krosp: You are kidding me. Zeetha: No, really, it's perfect! Now, even when you're sleeping, you're still doing something useful! Krosp: I am done talking to you people. Zeetha: And yet I still know the correct time! Wow!
A NASA spokesman at a lectern, saying, "America can, should, must, and will blow up the Moon."
Grizzly Bears {1}{G} Creature — Bear “We cannot forget that among all of Dominaria’s wonders, a system of life exists, with prey and predators that will never fight wars nor vie for ancient power.” —Jolrael, empress of beasts 2/2
박주현 @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!??? 3:26 PM • Jun 14, 2021
nitewrighter Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
1806 Germany, split into dozens of countries.
[A post on Something Awful by graey alien] EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
Anti-Harry Potter Action "Read another book"
KitKat Official Statement in Response to Other Official Statements For those who are currently not aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as Nestlé. Our previous mission centered around selling food. This mission was the focus of our organization for over 150 years. Due to circumstances outside our control, this directive has changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.
A trapdoor alligator from Something*Positive eats a woman and escapes through a gator hatch.
Track AIPAC: Tom Suozzi U.S. Representative [D] NY-03 $1,908,212 Spent by pro-israel lobby groups & their donors PACs: $388,957 Lobby Donors: $89,560 Lobby Donors: $1,431,695 via fec.gov 2/17/26
Jesse Custer: Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You! Klansman: Wh-wh-wh--? Jesse Custer: Where the fuck is your chin?
Kai @kaiklops 5 Oct 2021 Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
A crying man with teeth clenched going, "LOL I TROL YOU"
[Mimi from I Dream Of Mimi] My breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory...
Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed) 16:28 No. 5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time. >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?" >goalie is choking back tears
This skateboarder just became the first woman in history
I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection. - Martin Luther King Jr, Letter from a Birmingham Jail
The last guy who banned me from a website Died in Benghazi I'm not saying it'll happen to you But why risk it?
싫어 @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!??? 4:26 PM • 6/14/21 • Twitter Web App
wint @dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron."
Liberals hate socialists more than fascists
A skeleton holding a gun to a prone man, captioned: If you try to verify my "BIRTH DAY" i'll verify you're "DEATH DAY"