"zephie"

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i don't do anything them 🔞 Ⓥ total liberation Ⓐ

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my main ffxiv character turned 10 and i didn't even draw porn of him to celebrate
zephie intermission @owlh00ds May 29, 2010 OMG! We got a new puppy! HE'S SO CUTE AND TINY!!!B
"this place is 18+ ONLY. beat it, kid" "wait dude, the plus sign is on the wrong side" "huh? wait no! don't!!" [KID AGE TRANSFORMS +18 YEARS] "where's boobies"
there was a sonic youtube poop i liked as a kid and i wrote it on a piece of paper for my friend to look up. the thumbnail was sonic and sally kissing and i wrote that too so he'd know it was the right one but i didn't think he'd know what "thumbnail" meant so i just wrote "picture: sonic and sally kissing". the next day he told me his mom took it away so he couldn't look up the video but he'd "still look up the picture" meaning he thought that was a separate thing i wanted him to look up. he thought i wanted him to just look up pictures of sonic and sally kissing and he obliged. i hope i didn't make him weird
Hello! Did you find the camera hidden in the hall?
i won
huel acquired by danone
videonow
van that says "get cancer clever"
WE GO FROM THIS "THING WILL EXIST SOON DUDE OH MY GOD" "HOLY SHIT I'M SO EXCITED FOR THING" TO THIS "hey have you checked out Thing" "huh. oh yeah. Thing is cool" "yeah" WE ARE FUCKING STUPID "DUDE HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THING" "YES I'M SO STOKED THAT THING EXISTS" "I KNOW HOLY SHIT"
just kicked a small child on the street, it's ok though because it was my personal choice, also they were probably kicked by other small children too, also they weren't as intelligent as i am, also there was a point in history when it was legal to kick a small child, also what if i lived on a deserted island with nothing to kick but a small child, also kicking a small child is part of my culture, also people who don't kick a small child have deficient legs, also there's no ethical consumption under capitalism so i basically have to kick a small child, also the child was my son and i bred him so that i could kick him, also i just like to kick a small child
Help save Derpy Hooves Repost if you have a heart
1: "i hate commas and i'll never use them" 2: "what did he say?" "he said 'i hate commas and i'll never use them,' but i don't know why", said the american 3: "Fuck you and no i didn't"
unfortunately i didn't have the time to make today's comic, so... i'm giving my reader(s) the opportunity to make their own! [ ] <-- draw here send your comic to freework@zephie.net and the best submission will be featured on the site! [NEWS NEWS NETWORK] ARTIST ARRESTED AFTER PUBLISHING "COMIC" OF PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATION INSTRUCTIONS EVERYTHING ELSE STILL BAD ALSO
1: "pssh i'm not gonna feel guilty about buying this. NOT buying it won't UN-KILL this chicken" 2: the stock man patrols 3: an absence on the shelf? 4: "gotta restock" it is this chicken's final day This Coming Has Been Fact-Checked By TheVeganismDestroyer: Actually, they don't do that in the middle of the store. They do it in a facility far away where I don't have to think about it. Nice try, liberals!
1: "welcome to my educational internet video on a topic you want to learn about or maybe it's a tutorial of sorts" "oh sweet" 2: [failed joke attempt] [failed joke attempt] [failed joke attempt] [failed j--] *click*