Zeratanus

@zeratanus.bsky.social

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Short haired cat curled up halfway on a lap, his head rolling off into the space between my spouse's hip and the armrest.
small cat curled up on a lap, looking very spikey from recently being washed and being a little bit of a butt about getting dried off
Comic 1, Page 1: Asterion calls to Caelia that Silvanus and Lykos have started to practice their new routine. The two leave to the stage to see the other two perform.
Maleficent with her head photoshopped into just one round elongated shape with a face. No chin, no hair, no horns. Like a Conehead, from the old movie Coneheads, if they had the cone sanded down. Just a weird tube lady.
mock up of a game's user interface with gold swirling design around a character's head on the left and on the right there is her name, Caelia. Below that is "Skill: Sheep Bowling" with a button prompt for the A button. Under that is a health meter shown by five hearts, four of which are full.
First set of enemies - 2d sprite images of: Brownie, Ninja, Desert Hag, Sphynx, Mad Plant, and Zombie
A stylized cartoonish drawing of Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening, standing and holding out her sword.
Drawing of two characters from my comic Visit the Epigone. Caelia the amazon is squeezing Silvana from behind while kissing Sil's neck (hidden behind Sil's shoulder) and pinching Sil's mouth into a kissy face.
Photo of my cat, Cricket, in her harness, sniffing leaves on a bush.
sample frame from one of my Epigone comic pages with the text guides made visible.
A comic mostly showing a straightforward interpretation of the out of bounds glitches used in the Soul Reaver 2 speedrun while Raziel monologues the following: My mind reeled, overwhelmed by the sheer immensity of what power I had wrestled free from the clutches of reality. It appeared that while in the presence of danger, I need only concentrate my mind on the Spirit Realm in a particular manner and I could loosen the bonds gripping my corporeal form allowing me to bypass even the most solid of matter. Gravity itself loses its hold. And so, unbound, I pass though the seams of the world. My title of wraith more true now than ever, it seemed. I do not know what awaits me should I fall into that strange abyss, but I fear losing my way and plunging into its depths would lead to a harsher fate than even the swirling hell that granted me this cursed existence. Time itself seems to cease it's march while I remain in this state. I wondered: to an outside observer, do I seem to simply cease to exist in one place only to materialize without warning or cause at my destination? Time, I am told, abhors a paradox. Her twin sister Space, however, was proving to be far more amenable to my needs...
A very bad mouse drawing of what could be called a horse if you're being very generous. It's head is more cow than horse and things only get worse down its too-long body. There is a scribble of a cowbow riding the horse but they are far too small and holding what is either a revolver or a blowdryer. The horse itself is on what might be called a skateboard if, again, you are feeling far more generous than you ought to be.
Screenshot oft he Popular With Friends tab erroring out saying to contact the feed owner, which is of course Bsky itself.
A new error: "[!] Rate Limit Exceeded"
Screenshot of Bsky erroring out saying "[!] Forbidden!"
Mario speeds towards the finish line in first place as he notices a blue shell hot on his trail. But never fear, he has a Super Horn or whatever that item's official name is, that destroys blue shells!
Drawing of a dancing child with grey-green skin and bright red pupils. Her hair is green and reminiscent of leaves and she wears a red dress with white trim. Out of the crown on her head, her green hair continues in a string of grassy balls that culminates in a Deku Baba, a plant creature based on a venus fly trap. On one side of her is an excited korok (a small, wooden creature with a leaf for a face). On the other side is a Deku Scrub (a plant creature with a large seed-like head and a body concealed by flowing leaves. The text on the image reads: The Great Swamp that overtook the home of the Gorons was quickly filled by Deku Babas. Soon the Babas seeds came alive. Some grew into scrubs. A few scrubs grew into child-like forms. The Dekus appear on the surface to be a proper kingdom with a royal family but it is more like children playing strange games.
Caelia, a young amazonian, wearing a yellow dress, leaned back against a hastily drawn stone railing
Drawing of the goron Yunobo from Zelda: Breath of the Wild, standing with one arm draped around a cow. His other hand is raised to his face in contemplation as he converses with a hylian woman designed after Malon from Ocarina of Time, who is approaching with a smile and carrying a large metal container of milk.
a two panel comic. the first has Yunobo saying "Oh that's so gross! Goro... I think I'm gonna..." with a very ill look on his face. The second panel has a comical rendition of him barfing up chucks of rock, to which Purah exclaims "Wow! Free and easy gravel!" while taking photos. Her callous behavior annoys Zelda who's standing beside her.
Kosha standing knee deep in water with a fishing rod in one hand and a caught fish in the other, comparing fishing to catching a tiny molduga (massive sand fish miniboss in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom)
3/4ths head sketch of Tychon
An alternate take on Riju from the Zelda series, with a green gemstone on her forehead like Ocarina style Gerudo, wearing black and green robes lined with golden inverted triangles, and wielding a staff modeled after the Breath of the Wild lightning rod as she directs bolts of lightning overhead.
Like the post reads, its Vela, the female lead from the Nintendo 64 game Jet Force Gemini (or Star Twins in Japan) standing with her hands on her belt in casual wear inspired by her outfit in the game.
Page 1: Asterion the bull-man cheers on the returning Sheeple troupe and the rest of the cast, saying that while the crowd may have been small they loved it. Caelia then calls for Silvana to wait for her, timidly inviting Sil to join her for a trip to the bath house, nervously overtalking. Sil, slightly worried, says she would be happy to join but that whats under her robes "might not meet expectations."
Cover page of the comic. The title reads: The Greatest Mobile Theatre followed by the logo with the text "Visit the Epigone". Below the title is a box with "Come in with a friend for half off drinks! Tomatoes are sold at market prices". The main image itself is Silvana and Caelia preparing for a show in front of an unseen mirror, Silvana putting in earrings and Caelia with a makeup brush. On the bottom is a text box that reads "Behind the curtain: a sneak peak into the lives of the crew!"
image of a toy dinosaur posed to be holding a spoon into a bowl of "Oatmeal: Dinosaur Eggs" with the text "MWAHAHA! SCIENCE!"
Caelia the amazon holding up a wooly cluster of the sheep-people with one hand looking off panel saying, "See? This herding stuff is easy!"
Page 4: Silvana dives off the mast, performing twirls, as Caelia starts losing her shit wondering what the plan is. She's certain the tub isnt deep enough for Sil to land in safely but starts freaking out even worse when Lykos flings the entire tub off stage.
Page 1: Asterion calls to Caelia that Silvanus and Lykos have started to practice their new routine. The two leave to the stage to see the other two perform.
Cover page of the comic. The title reads: The Greatest Mobile Theatre followed by the logo with the text "Visit the Epigone". Below the title is a box with "Featuring our renowned Sheeple Actors Troop performing Aigyptioi & the Danaids!" with an image of sheep people acting. Another box has "And of Course our very own Asterion the albino bull man & Lykos the Satyr" with images of the two. Finally there is the box with "Meet our newest talent: Sivana the Nymph & Caelia the Amazon". In the background are Silvana and Caelia laying down looking up past the viewer.
Cereal guy from Rage Comics looking at and identifying a shape as "A rhombus?" and then there being flesh toned shapes put around that in a way that could be abstractly understood as thighs and a torso making the rhombus into the shape of underwear. Cereal guy spits out his cereal exclaiming "VERGINIA???" (an intentionally misspelled reference to seeing the rhombus now as a woman's crotch)
"Her vagina is RIGHT THERE. On the brink. But it's all really good."
A mock up comic page with Herakles, a bulky bearded man wielding a club looking threatening at Caelia, a young amazon woman crouched down looking cocky brandishing a sword. Herakles says "Picking a fight? With me? Go home before I hurt you." and an off panel character, Silvana, responds "Sorry, Sir Herakles, she's pretty set on this!"
Characters from my novel - a man named Niles, a woman named Dindel, and her infant daughter Bellis, all looking cocky at someone off screen.
A comic page that starts with a ringing flip phone. A man answers it in a grocery store. He tells the person on the phone that they are with Zera getting groceries when they are informed that "The FBI have raided the house!"
a Dungeons & Dragons tiefling with red skin and solid gold eyes in a dark purple gothic outfit carrying a guitar that has an axe head on the body.
Princess Zelda, under the pseudonym Shiek, leans over and puts bunny ears behind Link's head, who holds up a sword. Behind them is a framed portrait of the current king, king Ganondorf Dragmire.
Princess Zelda from the Legend of Zelda series stands looking surprised, sword in hand, surrounded by my interpretations of Zelda enemies: an Octorock, a Goriya, a Vire, a Ghini, a Bokoblin, a Moblin, a Daira, and a Hinox.
my psuedo-ancient greek OC's Celia and Silvanus resting on opposite sides of a column, their arms stretched around the pillar to hold hands.
Goku dressed in orange overalls with blue cowboy boots happily holds his suspenders as Vegeta, dressed in a blue business suit, points and angrily yells at him, "I am the supervisor of all the accountants and you are but a poorly educated country bumpkin!"
Meliadoul, a female holy knight from Final Fantasy Tactics, stands with her shield raised in front of her and her sword behind her wreathed in magic. Behind her is the visage of Hashmal, the humanoid lion Lucavi demon who possessed her father.
Hazel and Liv from SEVENEVES
an image of Alis, the red haired heroin of Phantasy Star 1, floating over an image of space as she poses in front of the game's logo with uncolored sketches of a pile of villains on her left and her three allies on her right.