Andrew

@zero-gravitas.bsky.social

331 Followers 336 Following

Cantankerous Scottish/doric loon. Data engineer and sometimes animator. Semi-professional hater of the generative "AI" grift.

Women takes a sniff and declares that she can smell shite.
Graphics tablet display showing a still of an animation of a cat.
Dave the Lighting Guy
Sped up footage of an animator (me) working on some inbetweens/follow through action.
John Peel Posting
Alan Partridge dancing, saying "Do you like my cones?"
Keir Starmer thinking about fucking a fleg.
"Everyone liked that"
Shut up, cunt.
The infamous Darren Grimes Crafty Wank tweet exchange.
Labour racist mug.
Memory price pre and post DLSS 5.
Wallace Breen "breencast" over City 17 in Half Life 2.
A Linux Mint desktop.
Chris Morris stands next to an image of the British Isles, with grinning men's faces superimposed into the image with the phrase "Paedophisles" at the bottom.
Screenshot from Kdenlive showing a nearly complete animation project in an editing suite
Diogo from the Expanse says "Hey Star Helix, Stay away from de AI"
Ren from 'Ren and Stimpy' with smashed teeth.
Some chocolate coins.
Fuck you, copilot.
Sam Altman saying "It's got Electrons"
A bald man says "If you don't get down you won't get any poppies for War Christmas" then gets his by a brick.
"Listen, you're a philanthropist, that's what you are." "I'm a... ful-on r****t. You know?"
Screenshot from Elite depicting menu screen / wireframe spacecraft.
Jason reviews the Rangers Guesthouse: There was a hole in the bathroom floor, which was covered by a bath mat. As I went to step on the mat, I fell and damaged my ankle. Awaiting x ray results. Owners have refused to respond to me since I sent proof. Do NOT stay here!!
A kid talks and gestures enthusiastically.
Dr Rick Dagless MD and Skipper the Eye child.
Mrs Featherbottom and a banger.
Biff Tannen owns the police.
Divorced Kirk Van Houten
Biffy Clyro at SWG3
SWG3 in Glasgow. A crowd waiting in front of a lit stage.
Ed zitron grinning
Mclusky playing live in Glasgow.
Kirk Van Houten sleeps in a Cyber Truck.
Randy Marsh post goon-sesh.
Mclusky ticket
Rik Mayall.
Floofy black and white cat posing in the kitchen.
Unlucky Alf from The Fast Show
Poop balls.
Wooden staircase after carpet removal.
Ginger and white cat in a wicker basket.
2 guys standing in an elevator.
Arnold Rimmer wearing a "Give quiche a chance" shirt.
Chris Morris saying "they deserve gun-ishment"
A discarded mattress with graffiti of the English flag.
Proposal outside my village for a big fuckoff amount of flammable batteries a mere 55 meters from homes. Fuck off.
Lowther Hill, "the golfball".
Client journalist feeding Spongebob/humanity AI slop
She's turned the Wings against us!
Light brown rabbit looking at camera, with one ear up and one ear down.
Some cats blocking the stairs.
Luce bay.
Aye, I think I can smell shite.
Loki, a mixed tabby sitting on the floor with paw extended.
You're a cunt.
Time spent on porn websites down by a third after age crackdown.
A 'Glasgow Oyster'