Zetta Musou

@zettaslow.net

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"Y'know that guy in the friend group who sends the weirdest shit to the group chat at 2 AM? yeah that's me" Kamen Rider Ghost's #1 Meat Muncher King of bad takes chronically behind the loop no thoughts head empty

emoji with lightbulb above head with the text "Urethra!", invoking the famous phrase "Eureka! I've found it."
Spongebob with his pants pulled up over 80% of his body
"hold up!! His writing is this fire???"
a picture of the rx-78-2 mobile suit gundam with the caption "blud thinks hes part of the team"
The Kamen Rider outsiders all together
A yokai from yokai watch with a devious smile saying "type swirl"
"Geoff you can't tell me about the passing of your father, and then bring out miss piggy wanting to fuck you; this ain't right"
Kamen Rider Wizard pulls on Kamen Rider W by the muffler
a paypal QR code
a fridge that is empty save for a tub of expired greek yogurt and an empty gallon of water
gozyu polar pointing smugly at the main cast of gozyuger in the cockpit of the gokai galleon
goku executes a combo ending in a kamehameha with every uppercut being accented with a "DAMN"
Arnold schrazenegger in a cup noodle commercial dressed in japanese garb
a motorcycle transformed into a humanoid form
an assortment of figurines and medals themed after the kamen rider television series in the style of skylanders
"no no, sleeve mc-*loses it laughing*, it is a real name, thats what my friends called, for instance, my friend, mc jizzin; jason, I don't know how to say his name. markel, I dunno. he may have stolen money from me, I dunno. one day he appeared and took some of my money. I still think he didn't scam me. cuz you know what? hes a friend. and friends don't scam you"
Kyle Reiner(green lantern), wonder woman, superman and martian man hunter stand outside the window of lexcorp tower, only speaking the command "open the window, Luthor". Lex Luthor, unsure of how to react, yet to even face them, squeaks out a feeble "..... ah"
The Punisher exclaiming "i did it, cuz I liked it, hell, I loved it!"
A chest with text above it saying "Perhaps some things are best left forgotten, for now"
A black man in a black karate gi with yellow gloves and belt
Kamen Rider Kabuto slashing a sword while facing the camera
Higashizawa from the world ends with you: "hey guys" Crowd: "Zesty Gorilla!" Higashizawa: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
terry bogard and geese howard clash energy attacks at an SNK gas station, causing a massive esxplosion
Gridman.exe is greeting a group of onlookers when they respond with "Baby dan dan!". as they have confused him with Gridman of SSSS gridman fame, he responds with "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
A picture of korean rapper PSY in black and white with the word "gangnam" above him in the style of kendrick lamar album "DAMN"
A meme in which Goku announces "He ain't beating me, though"
Otacon asking solid snake "YOU'RE TELLING ME A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE?!"
Lowtiergod's rant written eloquently
A few toys strewn along a bed
man grabs another man underneath bold text that says "command grab"
Kendrick Lamar having a mental breakdown
"No! It can't be!'
kamen rider ghost and specter question their existence and meet philosopher Renes Descartes
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is my favorite game from last year, with gameplay thats a blend of jet set radio future and tony hawk's pro skater and tons of style, highly reccomend
Mexican Wrestler King beats up a Panda, ending the match with an RKO
a face with an arrow pointing to it labeled "clueless"
"Get to know my game taste; for every like, I will post one game I love"
Kamen Rider Specter
Lego Beerus from dragon ball
kamen rider jeanne, kamen rider revi, kamen rider vice and kamen rider live(with lovekov!)
kamen rider geats doing the black ops 2 pose
my autistic tangent about some opinions on a kamen rider video
Cyclops of the x-men preparing for the handshake of a lifetime
Fast X, the last Fast and Furious film I ever watched, it was at this point I realized there were better things I could be watching with my time
Kamen Riders Gaim, Ghost, Ex Aid, Drive and Wizard posing for the camera
"hey what's your favorite song?" "the penis(eek!)" the people asking then proceed to respond with a face of confusion and disgust, while I stand there confused
U never reply to me....