E. J. Noyes

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Writes stories about ladies who like ladies. Forgets how to smile normally when a camera appears. Sometimes wins awards. Has cool website FAQs. She/her. https://ejnoyesauthor.com/

Audiobook cover of Ask, Tell by E. J. Noyes, read by Abby Craden. It depicts the shoulders and jaw of a woman in US Army uniform with a stethoscope around her neck.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Make or Break, which depicts a makeup mirror and cosmetics, with audiobook controls underneath it.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Make or Break which depicts a makeup mirror and cosmetics. There are silly stickers all over the picture, like WOW, Don't Miss Out!, OMG! YES!, Buy Now, New Release.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's book Make or Break which depicts an actress's makeup mirror. Text on the graphic reads: Pre-order now "Unfortunately you signed up for a charity tennis match, not a charity sex match." August 14
A grey background with a portion of a laptop keyboard on it. The heading reads: Adding this to "Lines I never thought I'd write." The body text reads: “Unfortunately you signed up for a charity tennis tournament, not a charity sex tournament.”
Screenshot from Amazon of the Merry Weihnachten page with an orange Best Seller banner for LGBTQ+ Romance.
Bottle of Ayinger Festmärzen.
Can of Paulaner Munich Hell lager.
Audiobook cover of E. J. Noyes's Merry Weihnachten. It depicts two gold Christmas baubles: the one in the rear has a drawing of the USS Constitution ship, and the one in the foreground has a drawing of Munich's Frauenkirche and München.
Front cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Schuss. It depicts a snowy rugged peak and snow covered trees in the background. In the foreground is a heart written in a snowbank.
Cover of Pas de deux by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a high-level dressage horse.
The cover for Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a yellow manila envelope with LOYALTY stamped on it in red. There's a smaller stamp that denotes something is Top Secret and Classified.
Cover of Leverage by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a manila envelope with LEVERAGE stamped on it in black as well as REASSIGNED stamped on it in red.
The cover for Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a yellow manila envelope with LOYALTY stamped on it in red. There's a smaller stamp that denotes something is Top Secret and Classified.
Title page of a book. It reads: Loyalty Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series E. J. Noyes The Bella Books logo is at the bottom of the page.
Screenshot of a Word document, pg. 3 of Halcyon Division Book Three: Loyalty by E. J. Noyes The text reads: Prologue Here we are again, but…how did we get here exactly? I’ve had a really strange eight months.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's book Leverage.
Cover page for a work in progress titled "Epilogues." Opposite the title page is a cast of characters from previous books who will have a story in this anthology. Sabine Fleischer and Rebecca Keane - Ask, Tell Series Isabelle Rhodes and Audrey Graham - Turbulence Aspen Archer and Cate Tierney - Gold Celeste Thorne and Olivia Soldano - Alone Jana Fleischer and Brooke Donnelly- If the Shoe Fits Morgan Ashworth and Jane Smith - Reaping the Benefits Caitlyn Lloyd and Addie Gardner - Pas de deux Avery Weston and Elise Hayes - Go Around Stacey Evans and Gemma Archer - Schuss
In the foreground, the top of a plastic cup of beer. Asahi if you're curious. The background is a cricket oval where the New Zealand and Pakistan women's teams are playing. NZ fielding, PAK batting. It's overcast.
Audiobook cover for E. J. Noyes's book Leverage.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Leverage.
The cover for E. J. Noyes's next release, Leverage. It's styled as a manila folder with stamps on it - the title and "Reassigned."
Cover of E. J. Noyes's next release, Leverage.
Foreground baby spiders in a web, they're living in a plastic cup in a jasmine plant after relocation.
An open car door, passenger side (left). There's a medium-sized spider—Charlotte—on a partially empty egg sack and her web. A dozen or so tiny spider babies are visible on the car frame and they are ADORABLE.
The book cover for Leverage: Book Two in the Halcyon Division Series by E. J. Noyes.
A typewritten note from Colleen McCullough. It reads: Dear Emily, Thank you for your lovely letter. Forgive me my tardy response, I cite ill-health, old age and projects as my excuses. Please accept this copy of "FF", not to replace old friends just to add to your collection. All the very best, Colleen McCullough
Sign made from a slab of wood, it reads: The Remarkables Kawarau Maunga
The author sitting in snow on the Tasman Glacier with some scenic mountain behind her.
A helicopter on Tasman Glacier.
A tiny inch worm in a U shape.
200g of cherry tomatoes for $11.99 ($59.95/kg)