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Guy in the hospital (the flag of Argentina is edited in front of his face) texting someone "I lived bitch"
Scoreboard showing that Argentina is 0 to 1 against Egypt and has like 29 minutes to turn things around
Chudjack in tears with a big mushroom cloud behind him. Something Happened.
blurry 3d render of a penguin with his hands above his head with an incredulous expression
Fake AZ Quotes screenshot showing warren buffet saying "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over"
post do tumblr de 'imsobadatnicknames2' onde o kratos do god of war olha pra uns personagens e repete o nome deles com uma escrita diferente do original ["esnupi" "escriles" "misterbis"] O texto do post diz: O fato que "esnupi" foi pelo menos parcialmente popularizado na internet anglófona por causa desse meme so Kratos falando o nome de personagens com fonética espanhola / portuguesa é suficiente pra por o Kratos no Hall de Latinos Honorários
A comic strip by florkofcows showing Connecticut Clark and his evil witch wild Malfina. Clark, a sockpuppet looking guy holds a ring out and asks her "will you make me the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and marry me?" Malfina takes a second to reply "ok" and the last panel cuts to the wedding
Two firefox tabs with duckduckgo searches titled "guy breaking chains meme" and "price of a used thinkpad"
A fundraiser for a bald guy with eyeshadow and a stick moustache titled "Im Racist and I want a million dollars"
that tired meme of the guy walking up to a computer. He asks google to say "I Am the Bog Pervert" and google says "IM BOG PERVERT". The user is perplexed by this
Image macro with the text: JFK gay as fuck falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like that (eye emoji) The attached image is from the assassination of john kennedy, who is laying dead on the car seat while his wife is bending over trying to leave the vehicle
A Backloggd review of Resident Evil Village It's five stars and reads "this is the stupidest video game ever made"
Yoko Taro, creative director of Nier Automata, with a speech bubble above his head
Youtube Clickbait thumbnail supposedly talking about Chinese Economics. Chairman Xi Jinping stands in front of a red graph and a burning bank with the text $1 TRILLION GONE! written overhead
A clip from futurama. Leela attempts to flirt with a hunky blond man inviting him for a walk on the beach. He shows to not be interest because he's gay and hauls ass out of the frame
A white rectangular pop up that shows up when you click the "alt text" box in a tumblr image. You can see the following text inside Image Description image CLOSE
the web address used by Ken Paxton displays a message stating the site is "temporarily unavailable"
Satire article from Hard Drive dot net with the following headline: Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic '80s Monster Ronald Reagan There is an edited picture depicting Reagan in a dark foggy forest next to the DBD logo attatched to the headline
Two pictures in a white background of a green Legend of Zelda themed T-shirt and olive cargo shorts
Screenshot from the Steam achievements section showing I 100%'d No Sleep For Kaname Date
An edit of a somewhat famous Steam review where a player recommends against a particular game saying, quote: "game SUCKS i go to BED" The review in question has been edited to make it seem as if it was made by Kaname Date from the Somnium Files franchise and it says "Case SUCKS i go to BED" instead.
A crude illustration showing a character on a beach winking and doing a peace sign at the viewer with an ice cold drink in the other hand, with text above her head saying "Character that the artist wanted to draw on the front". To her right there is a poorly drawn stickman with a hat surfing a huge wave very far away. You can see the text "The side character they really like doing some goofy shit in the back" above his head. There is a big mark in the bottom like the ones you see at a postcard that just says "wow BEACH" with a peach-colored gradient around it
Steam page for STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl - Enhanced Edition. Only 37% of 353 of users have given it a positive review, landing the game a "Mostly Negative" rating
A screenshot from shin megami tensei strange journey showing 'Zelenin', a colossal deity attached to a cross standing tall atop a civilization. The words "BAD ENDING - THE WHOLE WORLD IS NOW BRAZIL" can be seen written in Impact Font on the top & bottom of the image
Thumbnail of a 16 minute video by the channel 'The Linux Experiment' The thumbnail says, in bright letters: GNOME'S FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT The "Gnome" in the sentence refers to the Linux Desktop Environment, not the small creature