petzku

@zku.fi

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20-something retired FFXIV raider, spending way too much time on mahjong and fansubbing. 🇫🇮🇬🇧 if you want to see me posting even less: @petzkuh@treehouse.systems oh yeah also i might post/RT NSFW. minors etc beware

Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, all in one color, with the text reading: dick from a girl who's actively trying to kill me with all sorts of convoluted traps and mechanisms that always backfire on her and leave her covered in soot and smoke like a cartoon "dick" has been obviously edited in.
CommitStrip comic: "A very comprehensive and precise spec". Four panels. Person in black collared shirt (A) talks to another person (B) typing on a laptop. A: "Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself" B: [tired expression] B: "Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more!" A: "Exactly!" [sips coffee confidently] B: "And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program?" A: [confused expression] "Uh... no..." B: [points at laptop] "Code" B: "It's called code"
Euno Scrya from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha authorizes Nanoha as a user of Raising Heart, using the ancient incantation: yuuno@raising-heart:~$ sudo useradd -G wheel nanoha
Jolaine stands inside the Azem summoning ring, facing off-screen. She is wearing a pair of glasses and a long, dirty-brownish-grey furry overcoat with a black jacket underneath (Rebel Coat).
Jolaine leans against a stone wall and gazes into the distance in snowy Garlemald, wearing her trusty black longcoat (Type-53 Coat of Fending) and hat with an eyepatch covering her right eye (Neo-Ishgardian Cap of Fending).
Jolaine lifts her shield (Skyruin Shield) into the sky in the Nexus Arcade in Solution 9. Her right eye is covered by a Gryphonskin Eyepatch, and she is wearing a set of light armor (Cobalt Tungsten Vest and Ovim Wool Bottoms of Fending), leaving large parts of her body uncovered.
Partial git commit message, reading: "This commit allows to enter ASS-Files larger than 50MiB. A program should not assume sane users."
Armored Core VI Ice Worm gets railed by V.IV Rusty (he says the iconic line "I won't miss" before this)
the same grid full of Xenoblade 2 except "Best Retro Game" is Xenoblade 1
Koichi Hirose has an exam sheet in his hand and says “get a feeling so complicated”. The text is typeset in a tiny serif font in the very top of the speech bubble, leaving about 80% of the bubble empty.
FGO Nagao Kagetora NP1 → NP5 upgrade
Karaoke video of Koshitan from My Deer Friend Nokotan singing her song. There is a bouncing deer following the lyrics.
Fate strange Fake screenshot of Orlando talking to his Servant Caster; Kaleido-subs subtitles on the bottom, Aniplex on top. Aniplex: like recreating a pact with an unemployed Heroic Spirit. Kaleido: Like shackin' up with a Masterless Servant or somethin'.
Twitter thread. @starwars: 1. Queer characters existing isn't political. 2. Star WARS is literally in our name @middlewinger78: Please explain number 2. What's your point? @Apple_tank: the original star wars was an allegory of the Vietnam War @theronster: It absolutely was not, unless the Empire is the USA.
Recette from the game Recettear exclaims "Capitalism, Ho!" in impact font
Warning sign, black-on-yellow triangle depicting something falling onto a person. Text below the sign, Chinese in red, English in black: (red) 小心落石 (black) Be careful of the truth
Panel from "Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels!" with text overlaid in Impact font. Caption: "Enough gay thoughts", "It's time for gay actions"
8-1: HURTBREAK WONDERLAND -- VIOLENT -- TIME: 44:39.096 (D)
Discord screenshot ## Predation - opposite garuda, cardinal at the edge, not under titan - dodge into ifrit dash, 4th rune (if ifrit and ultima aren't opposite garuda, you can preposition, avoiding movement)
You earn the achievement “Into the Mist”!
Man outside a window, wearing a shirt that reads "sickos": Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!
Calyx: I invited you to destroy it. I did not say I would let you.
Unarmed Sentry: Recalibrating parameters. Injured: Eighty-seven individuals. Casualties: Nineteen individuals.
FFLogs-style progress widget featuring an image of a large cake. Windlight progress: 3/5 Currently progging: Moogle Cream Cake Pulls: 1, Best: 75%
Fate/Zero (poster from second season)
Pirkkahallin A-salin pituushyppyalue
Fate/strange fake screenshot Dialogue: “If you're that grateful, prove it and leave me alone.” “prove it” has been circled and linked to the PROVANT album cover
Makoto Beatbreak says “Here goes!” preparing to slap his egg
screenshot of Digimon Beatbreak. “Kanada, what are you up to?”
Kenshin (smiling) level 100
FGO GSSR banner: Uesugi Kenshin, Melusine, Saber Caster (Berserker), Trung Sisters
Discord screenshot: ƒ — 07:54 petz: "is char a top or a bottom" me: "lemme check" petz: "what the fuck do you MEAN—"
low detail mountaineering girls from yamsus walking a mountain trail
Hinata Yamsus says, in front of a tent: “Aoi, it's time to hammer in the pegs.”
Sony WH-1000XM4 headphones with one side of the headrest covered in black duct tape
12 for 12 challenge: Tofi — Library of Ruina AragornK — Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter Haihala — Dispatch LightArrowsEXE — Witch on the Holy Night Arch1t3cht — The Talos Principle ikskalibur — Nier: Automata Rikkami — The Case of the Golden Idol remi's juicebox — Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II witchymary — Beyond Citadel Rölli — Digimon Story: Time Stranger kashi — Z.A.T.O. // I Love the World and Everything In It alonesome — Last Train Home
12 for 12 Challenge: 12 Months to Play 12 Games Recommended by 12 Friends
Mai Haifuri exclaiming “I like firing, but I hate being fired at!”
Person barely opening their eyes, sees the Princession main trio (in civilian clothes) standing over her. Minamo says, “She's finally awake!”
Gundam IBO (stitched two frames) Narration: An SAU reconnaissance plane crashed due to radio interference from Mobile Suit Ahab Reactors.
wikipedia excerpt: In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Jupiter (Latin: Iūpiter or Iuppiter,[6] from Proto-
Tsubasa Symphogear: “These things are as wild a ride as Yukine herself!”
Symphogear G: “The energy released will exceed one trillion joules!”
chris symphogear spaghetti
How is she Naviyu?
Princess-Session Orchestra (third cours) it's not bad but not as exciting as I would've liked for a Team Symphogear production Subs: N/A
earlier quoted mahjong image, annotated: - in red: “dora?” - in green: “draw here, duh” - in blue: “two rinshan tiles gone?”
Four panel comic showing two people, one in a green shirt, one in a red shirt in front of a laptop. green: Looking for something to watch? You should watch Careerless Transmigration! computer: I've died and transmigrated into a fantasy world as a baby. So cool! computer: Breast milk? Oh yes please. ~Slurp slurp~. My mom's so hot. I mean gogogaga. [red has a concerned expression] computer: Is that my sister? What a cute loli-chan. I'll raise her to become a bro-con uwu. green: He goes through character development, okay?
"time stop" during Rise at THE PRIMALS concert
LightArrowsEXE liked your post — 11 seconds ago
king of braves heavy metal armor fang of the super dimensional mobile runaway suit trooper SPT macronage: do you remember love's counterattack
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And now the silver-haired girl is burying her whole face in her crepe
Two anime kids sit on a bench, eating crepes. The brown-haired boy remarks, "This is really yummy too, don'tcha think?"
White-haired anime girl remarks, "She's out like a light."
Mahjong score sheet. There is room for two games. Columns are labeled "sticks", "uma", "penalty". The top half is filled with one game's results.
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