Zodda

@zodda.bsky.social

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Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him

NYT headline: Trump casts doubt on future if ceasefire with Iran after latest strikes
USA fan showing off his custom America 250 jersey like it means something while his national team is being its ass kicked.
NYT headline: US forces strike Iran again, testing truce
My results from the linked quiz giving my closest political match as NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Maga adult getting put in a rear naked choke after attacking a group of high schoolers protesting ICE
Screenshot of a text message purporting to be from Mike Johnson saying the pressure is building and he has nowhere else to turn. Totally normal stuff.
Screenshot of a scam text purporting to be from Ted Fucking Cruz
Screenshot of CNN headline: Father of Renee Good's late husband speaks to CNN: I don't blame ICE. I don't blame Renee.
Captain Picard shouting "There! Are! Four! Lights!" from that one episode of TNG.
Screenshot of a scam text message reading "8 words from the white house just changed history."
Photo of Jake Paul sticking his tongue out captioned SOWING followed by Jake Paul getting punched in his fucking face captioned REAPING.
Iroh from Avatar the Last Airbender sitting in the mountains about to offer you tea.
National Catholic Review Headline: US bishops show solidarity with immigrants, approve Catholic health directives banning gender-affirming care.
Box of Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes, because that's where we are as a society.
Email banner: Your Disney Plus subscription has been cancelled
Crossword screenshot where the clue is left leaning social media site and the answer is Blue Sky.
Screenshot of the Discover tab featuring Zohran Mamdani and Bug Balls as the top 2 trending topics.
A snapping turtle in the grass on a rainy day
Banner ad for a promotional event for David McCormick's shitty book that will feature John Fetterman.
Screenshot from an article on an MMA fighter's comments defending Hitler. Highlighted text: I’ve heard a lot of dumb, ignorant s— in my day, but this one’s probably the worst,” White said Thursday night, when he addressed reporters after a Power Slap event in Saudi Arabia.
Screenshot of a 2016 Financial Times article on the worst companies of the year. Text: As CEO of the banefully ephemeral squawk mortar, @Jack has the power to avert global war just by suspending one account. That he chooses not to (even though the inaction gives him no strategic benefit and earns his shareholders very little money ) makes Twitter perhaps the worst company ever to exist.
Screen shot of Spelling Bee saying that 'pottied' is not on the word list.
Timothée Chalamet trying to sell fragrance by looking exactly like Eric Draven dying in The Crow
Young voters in line at Lehigh University in PA. Wait times up to 6 hours led to a request to extend voting.
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi
Poorly timed email from the Washington Post with subject line: Now is not the time to stop reading.
GIF of a nun saying "Christ but I cannot stand the tongue people." From Derry Girls.
CNN headline: Devastating Jan. 6 details back in focus, but voters may not care.
Celebratory graphic showing that I am bluesky user 816,843
Glamor shot of a VW id4 parked on the grass at a school for no discernable reason
Screen shot of Google's Gemini chatbot claiming strawberry has 2 Rs.
Gritty waving the Pride flag in triumph
Weather forecast showing the chance of seeing the aurora tonight is fuck you
Car infotainment screen requesting PIN entry on keypad listing the digits in 2 rows
Mrs. Kenny Britt posing with her husband and kids in a weirdly empty kitchen. Everyone but her is standing.
The "are we the baddies" meme
Spiky red flower-shaped objects claiming to be hibiscus roselles, which is definitely a real plant