Zoe Thorne

@zoethorne.bsky.social

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Educational writer & composer. Ex developer, ex 🇫🇷 & 🇩🇪 teacher and general language nerd. Occasional comedian, sometimes intentionally. She/her. Currently reading: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky

A T shirt with the slogan Take time to touch the things you love.
News headline reading Watch as players emerge before Spain face Argentina in World Cup final
A ridiculously opulent hall which features an ornate three-person gold throne with red velvet, not dissimilar to those on Taskmaster.
Poster for a play called The Truth, starring Stephen Mangan, Ardal O'Hanlon, Sarah Hadland and Janie Dee. It is apparently not a theatrical version of the Discworld novel of the same name.
Poster for Vix Leyton's show Chief Petty Officer, featuring Vix looking illegally smouldering ain a green velvet dress.
Alex Horne next to Joe Auckland with a Henry Hoover on his head
Weather report. Today 29. Tomorrow 31. Wednesday 30. 31 for the rest of the week.
The most pink and phallic-looking chodey Mr Men you've ever seen.
Smallish child sitting on a train, wearing a blue bucket hat with yellow ducks on it, engrossed in a pad of Crisscross puzzles
Poster at the dentist with the heading Could it be sepsis?
A screenshot of a woman with basically my face and hair in the control room at King's Cross
A plant identification app for my beetroot plant and the notification "This plant looks sick"
Jack's Pizza with the slogan "Square, saucy and a little bit naughty"
Me aged 7 or 8, dressed in an oversized t shirt with checked shirt over the top, a backwards cap with my curly hair sticking out of it and sunglasses. Trust me, it's cool.
A stack of boxes with a picture of what is clearly a portion of chips or fries if you prefer, but labelled Crisps 4 All.
Brighton Fringe timetable for the A&O Hostel on 13th May. At 2pm is my show, Gold Top. And pencilled in underneath as presumably a late addition is Mitch Benn's show The Lehrer Effect at 7.30.
Dönasty
David Cameron in front of a shop called Peacocks but because of a well-placed balloon, it just says cocks
Supermarket label saying Courgettes loose
Tony Slattery
A woman with short hair that starts red at the back and slowly turns orange, yellow and green
Envelope stating There's good news for anyone aged 50 or over The envelope has been sent by a company called Pure Cremation
Email from Everyman with the subject line You should do stand-up, Zoe
Error message which begins Call to function 'Context.renderAsync' has been rejected.
A pot labelled Classic Humous
A carton of eggs. The ones on one side have all been taken, leaving a line of eggs on the other side, instead of taking them in pairs as God intended.
Greg Davies dressed as Buster Keaton with an open necked white shirt, loose tie... sorry, excuse me while I just gather myself a moment... and a straw hat at a rakish angle with a raised eyebrow. Frankly, it is pornographic. The photo is actually from a previous year but I couldn't find one from this year and for some reason, I'm not able to think clearly right now.
A jelly sweet that is quite clearly a cock and balls
Me wearing a cream hoodie with the artwork from the album Trick of the Tail by Genesis on it