Zoey

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Tweet by Chen Weihua (12/3/20): This is the most racist and ignorant US Senator I have seen. A lifetime bitch.
Edit of an old DeviantArt self-insert image: An old man is sitting at a PC. Behind him are two cartoony, muscled women with huge breasts; one is a blonde, the other a brunette. The brunette says "That's Bluesky?" ("Bluesky" is edited in where "DeviantArt" would have been) The old man says "That's it."
A white and gray cat laying on her side. She's looking into the camera with green eyes and her head cocked.
A screenshot of @grandrisingapp from TikTok. A young Black man with short-cropped hair and a bearded chin, wearing a black turtleneck and a necklace with a snake motif. His eyes are intense and looking straight into the camera, and his lips are slightly parted.
Tweet from @adrianabeate: "Haha you just did an ad hominem" yeah bro this isn't a debate I just do not respect you or your perspective
Two screenshots from Club Penguin: "what do you mean youre being murdered" "thats illegal people cant do that"
A Facebook post juxtaposed with a screenshot of The Atlantic. Atlantic headline: "The DSA is a Parasite. The left-wing faction is hijacking the Democratic Party. By James Kirchick" Facebook post by Corey Robin: "Whenever Jamie Kirchick is brought on stage to do this shtick (see screenshot), I feel it incumbent upon me to tell the following story. It was the spring of 1991. I was in the second semester of my second year of graduate school at Yale. The grad workers and grad students went on strike. We marched around the Old Campus, where first-year undergraduates live, and a student shouted out the window, "Get back to work." I've told this story multiple times, in a New York Times essay and elsewhere, about how some of the more classist undergraduates in the Ivy League view the "help." Fast forward 20 years or so. Everyone's on Twitter, and I tell this story again. Suddenly, out of the whirlwind comes Jamie Kirchick, proudly claiming that it was he who had issued that ugly taunt from the window in 1992. There's just one problem with his story. In 1992, Jamie Kirchick was in elementary school. Which raises an interesting question about where the true foulness of his character lies. Which is worse, after all? To be, authentically, the privileged young person who treats workers like they're the hired help or to be the Patricia Highsmith-type liar who pretends to have been the privileged young person who treats workers like they're the hired help? In any event, this is the sociopath The Atlantic has asked to weigh in on the DSA."
"Say the line, Bart" 3-panel meme: "Say the line, Bart" "Joined Nov '24" "Yay!"
Two black-and-white comic panels, each featuring a spider-like "fuchikoma" robot from Ghost in the Shell: Right: A detailed, realistic rendering with a speech bubble reading "Would you have listened to me if I looked like THIS??" Left: A cartoonish rendering with a cute, animal-style mouth. A speech bubble reads "That's why I decided to DRAW myself in such a simple STYLE."
Screenshot of a Twitter thread. 1. @DeltyThe73rd: "Copy pasted Warframe with anime girls is so funny WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AN EXCAVATION MISSION ???" [Photo of a thin woman wearing a close-fitting sci-outfit] 2. infernimusmugen: "Even If DNA is a 1:1 copy, ripoff or temu version of WOKEframe, is still unique in the way that delivers anime Waifus and soon anime Waifus in Bikinis which is something that WOKEframe will NEVER DO. Faceless disgusting aliens is not everyone's cup of tea. @rebbford" 3. @rebbford: "a photo of oxygen doesn't help the drowning man. a bikini doesn't help the digital hedonist. we must curate a total reset of the atomic bonds of sex appeal. the bikini is a welcome, but borrowed signal. the real work begins with the experimentation of what lies beyond it."
A white and gray cat lying on a brown couch with a white, red, and gold-colored blanket. She has a front paw extended, touching a white person's arm that's just barely in frame. She's looking sidelong at the camera.
A screenshot of a bsky profile: Vaudeville Vanillin @lovovmelife.bsky.social A labeler reads "Joined Nov '24"
screenshot of a tweet from "gone" @chopstick. Their profile pic is Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul. "Maybe shes just busy"
You are being handed a blue and gold “Fell for it again” award
A white and gray cat lying on a red, white, and black blanket. She’s looking at the camera with big eyes.
Ray Smuckles "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
A screenshot from a movie. On the left, a white man with a black and gray jumper. On the right, a white woman in a seafoam green dress, a metal collar necklace and a large silver ankh pendant. A speech bubble has been superimposed at the bottom, pointing toward both characters.
Brad Pitt from the movie FURY, wearing a WWII-era military jacket, gloves, and helmet with goggles. He's pointing at the camera with his mouth open. The subtitles read. "Shoot that guy." This is obviously not a threat or an incitement to violence.
Ye (fka Kanye West) wearing a huge, block-shaped outfit from the music video for "I Love It"
Screenshot: @Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.bblacksky.app [Labeler icon] Made over 100 replies yesterday
Skeet by Stella @antlervel.vet: ME: Anyone else notice tigers have eyeliner on. Who are they Amy Winehouse SOMEONE IN MY MENTIONS OR QUOTES: That's pretty good. I can't find it funny though because the Tamil Tigers killed my dad. It drove my mom to alcoholism and she beat me terribly. Funny joke if you know about tigers though.
AGITATED OLDER MAN: "[inaudible] my yard, all of you!" YOUNGER LONG-HAIRED PERSON: "Daddy, chill!" AOM: "What the hell is even that!"
Young Sheldon haughtily adjusting his bowtie, with a speech bubble superimposed at the bottom pointing toward OP
A white and gray cat lying on her side, looking at the camera.
Cropped screenshot of a tweet from Dr Naomi Wolf: No! No!!
Screenshot of a Twitter thread: 1. madison is skating: "day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee 🤗✨" [photo of a used pourover coffee filter next to a metal bowl of pasta in cloudy water] 2. Raven Rimmer🌛: Is it...good? 3. madison is skating: no ❤️
Screenshot of a draft skeet: GREGG TURKINGTON: For today's Popcorn Classic, we have Green Room from 2015. This was the first movie in the Green series, and it's still my favorite. It has more thrills than Green Book from 2018, and more chills than 2021's The Green Knight. TIM HEIDECKER: Okay Gregg, that's enough. GREGG, CONTINUING: It's interesting that Aragorn himself -- Viggo Mortensen -- stars in Green Book but isn't in Green Knight, which is about knights! I think they should have swapped the casts of those movies. TIM, VISIBLY ANGRY: I said that's ENOUGH.
Two legs, crossed at the ankles. Dark blue jeans are rolled up to mid-calf, and they’re wearing bright pink hi-top chuck taylors
Cropped screenshot of a bsky profile: lhuitre.bsky.social @lhuitre.bsky.social 2.8K followers 18K following
A parody ad for "Bloody Large Glasses" featuring Michael Caine. "Those are Bloody Large Glasses, Michael." "Exactly." (Photo of Caine wearing the BLGs, his left hand holding a cigar. The "Alfie" $250 BLOODY LARGE GLASSES By (Michael Caine's signature) (Edited photo of Caine in The Italian Job wearing the BLGs) (Large block of small, difficult-to-read text)
Tweet by lauren @NotABigJerk: i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
Two skeets by @horsedisc.bsky.social: “Socialist Gex can still happen if people want it bad enough” “Fascist Gex can still happen if people want it bad enough”
Screenshot of an email from Ryan Broderick: “If January 6th was violent projectile vomit then the Ultimate Fighting Championship's Freedom 250 event on the south White House lawn this weekend was the miserable subsequent spew of diarrhea from our sick electoral body.”
Skeet by @musicologyduck.bsky.social: “The president of the United States is watching a cage fight under a bunch of untested metal structures in a lightning storm.”
Screenshot from a Seattle Times article: The Seattle Police Department is leading the investigation, according to Sgt. Patrick Michaud. The driver, a 70-year-old woman, told police she was following GPS instructions for navigation, which led her onto the tracks, Michaud said. During the interview with police, Michaud said she didn't appear to be impaired but "took extended periods of time to answer questions and was very confused."
Cropped & crudely edited screenshot of a tweet: "Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own " take a load off " for almost 20 years.
A middle-aged George Carlin, wearing a light blue sweatshirt. He's exaggeratedly smirking at the camera with his right eyebrow raised.
The Xiaohongshu "Yap Dollar" with a speech bubble above it.
Xiaohongshu "Yap Dollar" with a speech bubble above it.
Tweet by Tyler, The Creator: Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
Achewood comic: Hey guys! Guess who just got…. 🎵 yelllled 🎵 🎵 aaat! 🎵
Screenshot of a tumblr post: anonymous asked *multiplies you by 1* breya-etherium-shaper Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
FFXIV dungeon title card: THANALAN THE SUNKEN TEMPLE OF QARN A speech bubble has been superimposed at the bottom of the image, pointing at a stone head.
Stop!! Before replying, did you know: - that sometimes people online use words to express irony? - that people tell jokes on here? - that the intention of the post you're replying to may in fact be the exact same as the one you're about to type as a correction? - that nobody asked you anyway?
Skeet by @jtp.bsky.social: "half of all tech news lately is some variation of 'the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer'"
Tweet by @tylerthecreator: “Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha N**** Just Walk Away From The Screen Like N**** Close Your Eyes Haha” 3:56 AM • 12/31/12
Lucy from Peanuts holding a football for Charlie Brown to kick. Charlie's face has been replace with the OP's profile picture.
An edited panel from the Chainsaw Man manga. Kobeini has has her arms on the sides of a TV and her face up against it. A speech bubble reads "She just like me FRR!!!!"
A parody of the Kliban cartoon in the quoted tweet. The characters are furries, the cop is now a punk, and the "swine" is a pig-cop. The speech bubble reads 'Out of the way, you swine! A porn artist is coming!"
Art recreating a scene from Disco Elysium. Kim and Harry stand looking up at the side of a beige building. In red block letters is written "SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN" Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/DiscoElysium/comments/ucs7av/was_very_proud_of_this_accomplishment_had_to/
Tim Heidecker with a black microphone in front of him, wearing a blue shirt and black suit jacket. He has close-cropped hair and an earpiece in his right ear. He's grimacing into the camera. A rainbow-colored "InfoWars' logo is superimposed to his right. A black chyron with white text at the bottom of the screen reads "'AJ' AND TIM HEIDECKER TO RUB EACH OTHER DOWN."
On a teal background: [Microsoft Bob logo] B🤓B Lower left corner: [Microsoft Home logo] Lower center tooltip textbox: "Bob Home Version 1.0 Copyright ©️ 1995 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved."
[Blue Facebook pennant flag] Marked Safe From Being Reskeeted By A Gunman Today
brotherhiram.bsky social If you want to experience communism join the military. That's about as close to communism as you can get. You are fed and housed and re-educated to live within the collective. You do whatever job they decide will best suit the needs of the collective. You just can't quit communism.
A white and gray cat laying on a red, white, and black blanket. Her front paws are out in front of her, and she’s looking at the camera with big eyes.
Ray Smuckles "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
A generated Umineko screenshot. Left: Battler looking worried. Right: Beatrice with a taunting laughter expression Text: "BATTLEEEEERRRRR! <red>I'm a marketable plushie!</red> Kyahahahaha!