✨️Princess Aunt✨️

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Avid TrashTV watcher + terrible re-capper/shit-talker. Generally here to shout into the void. Actual real life Auntie. She/Her/We

A photo of me, side profile, I have my hair braided in Dutch Braids, there is various flowers, leather and feathers clipped and tied to the braid. My makeup is just blush, over the entirety of my eye area like war paint. I am in a light green/blue peasant dress. My hands are sitting in my lap, my legs are folded under my body. Background is white hydrangea and a yellow house with white trim.
Gray/Sepia photo edit of myself, my right hand is holding some hair back, I'm looking off to the left, I'm wearing a Louis Vuitton scarf as a top.
Yellow Sour Patch Kid, white background. Text across Sour Patch Kids face reads "I'm going through a rough patch kids"
A close up of my open laptop woth my capybara hipper looking over, in the background is my TV playing real housewives of Beverly hills.
Picture of me in a church at intermission. The church is beautiful with blue ceiling, gold accents, tile flooring. I am wearing a brown dress, black heels, and a white cover up, my hair is up in a messy claw clip bun.
Selfie of myself standing in front of my wandering dude vertical tower, thriving taking up about 3 tower spaces.
Selfie of the left side of my face, eyes closed. I am showing off my face painting, a pink rose above my eye, a blue hydrangea type flower right on the outer corner of my eye, and another pink rose on the top of my cheek.
His brothers comment: nothing is going to work for you, you[r] kid is going to be 10 times as bad as you where to your parents. Every time your following them home from school walking and you driving behind them...I'm stopping and picking them up. Pay back is a bitch. lol Soon to be Dad: Exactly why I'm preparing
A picture of my hand in it is the small metal zipper toggle that was jamming up my seatbelt clicker. It is as long as my middle finger is wide at the center knuckle.
Those pictures of the first time I've done berries. I just said it was an insult to people that dk make them full-time as a living. When businesses like that dk stuff that looks like that it takes away from people that work hard and try to make a living from doing chocolate dipping
Snapchat video selfie of me. I am smirking a bit and looking directly down the barrel. The selfie video starts off with my whole face and some bed frame background and I suddenly bring it in closer so only my face is in frame.
5 Coupons, the size of a credit card, on either side it reads "bestie coupon" and in the center, each reads something different: Dinner & a Movie, Movie Night (at home), Breakfast Date, Surprise Play Date, Play Date (at home)
Proof I love this picture so much I got it on a birthday cake. 🤣
Uncles 40th birthday cake. With a printed edible king of the Hill meme on it. John Redcorn saying "your know, you start doing massage to pay the bills, and you tell yourself: "just a few more years of this Johnny!" And then one day...you look up and youre 40, HANK!" It also says "Happy 40th birthday Kristopher"
Boudoir photo, kind of witchy themed. I am center focus, doing my sexiest Jesus on the cross pose. One leg bent in a toe point in front of me, my arms raised to the sides. I'm wearing all black, a skirt, and a fishnet body suit and black cowboy-ish hat, with a spider themed lace shawl over my shoulders, arms and hands. The background is some trees, a mix of evergreen and some in full fall colors, directly behind me is tall swamp grass that has started to dry out for the season. I'm standing in a circle of rocks. There is a fire and a pot boiling off to the right.
There is text that runs throughout the whole video that reads: "We're older now...but sometimes I can still see THEM❤️✨️" and the pictures flipping in the background is Uncle and I throughout the years, going oldest to youngest.
Close up side view picture of one of my car tires. It has a huge screw sticking out of it.
Lil Kim album cover pose.
My new tattoo on my forearm. It is a tarot card esque design. There is a cupcake in the middle of the card with 2 strawberries on top. The bottom of the card reads "The Cupcake" there is flowers kiddy corner to each other. It is black with some light shading.
Max sitting on the couch with his little back feet rested up on a pillow. He looks like he is smiling.
The earrings sitting in a bowl of cherry tomatoes. The earrings are cross stitched conversation hearts with the Mohawk words for Mother and Father in the middle of them.
A close up POV of my slide down the air slide. It is jungle themed and the sides are Grey and green, the actual slide is blue.
All 3 of us wearing our matching troll bracelets.
A close up of my wrist, there is a Swarovski Troll pendant glistening in a sun beam. The trolls hair is white with crystals, the body is gold plated
A mirror selfie, but my face is a filter of my eyeball repeatedly
Cut out cross stitch hearts. 2 of them. Yellow in color. One reads "Ista" and the other is blank.
A screen grab of the Live graduation stream Uncles uncle took of me.
A mirror selfie, I'm in my floral printed H&M dress facing the mirror, full on, but now it has 3 ribbons towards the bottom, a maroon wine colored one is the top ribbon, black ribbon in the middle and red at the bottom. My leg is popped showing the slit in the dress.
A mirror selfie. My face is hidden by my phone and I'm showing off a H&M or forever 21 dress I thrifted. It is a summer dress with 2 slits in it. White with red flowers and black "vines"
I run my palm over the countertop, through all the liquid mousse, turn my palm up to the camera, it's coated in liquid mousse.
The video is a close up of a hair mousse canister, towards the base where the "throw in the trash" symbol is, there is a small white dot, I wipe it away and another one appears in the same spot. There is a small pin hole break in the canister. In the background, you can see the contents of the canister all on the counter top, it is liquid, not mousse.
A picture of my left hand pointer finger, there is a small split running horizontal to my nail, a piece is raised up from getting caught in my hair.
Screenshot from my FB timeline, and ad from Kitsch, in the scrolling ad, pictured is a Green glittery claw clip for your hair. It is a Kitsch x Elf Glitter Claw Clip
A picture of a small bucket of "UFO/Flying Saucer" candy
A photo of mine and my husband's families choice in colorful, funky, sock. Mine are a McDonald's Grinch theme, another pair is Grey camo, the last pair is mismatch Toronto Leafs and CBC.
Hydroponic unit at work that i transplanted strawberry plants into, I may go back today and buy 4 more for the middle tower.
Left: 510 cartridge that is diamond infused or something. Middle: Good Buds brand, they were .5 js. Right: the 7g limited run craft company.
Cucumber salad made from the Cucumber I stole earlier today.
A porcelain vase shaped like a plastic "THANK YOU" bag from a convenience store. Inside is a bouquet of double tulips.
A woven basket with a white daisy flower on it. Inside the basket are, a hot pink hello kitty baby romper (9mos), a daisy flower sensory car seat toy, 3 head bands (mauve, red, and forest green) a white pearly double sided picture frame, a "ABCs my first plant book" by a local (Ottawa) writer, a white bunny stuffy doll, and the basket is lined with a double sided blanket, that features a pink flower print side
The backside of my cross stitch hearts. That now features the red thread for the word on the conversation heart. The spacing is off so it will be pulled up and redone.
Classic Auntie selfie; where the phone is my face and you can only see my body and hair. I'm wearing a Hello kitty sweater and black leggings. My hair is in a claw clip. My phone case is pink. I'm in a bathroom.
4 cross stitched conversation hearts, without any wording on them. But the red thread is in the needle ready to go.
A close up of cross stitch hearts that are yellow in color.
Close-up selfie of my bottom half. Showing off the second pair of winter pants I bought. They are fleece material with "water proof" knee patches. They are a size or 2 too big.
A tight shot of my desk, mostly pictured is a pile of blankets and a sweater.
A box of Laura Secord Cherry Gourmet Jelly Beans
Auntie standing face on to a door mirror, the "selfie" is of her new black snow pants that fit very well. To the bottom left there is piles of shoes.
My bolt of fabric: and off white/very light yellow with orange daisy like flowers with green stems and leaves printed randomly. The ribbon colors are an orange that matches the daisies, an off white/yellow, and a bright green.
A picture of the front of my work building. There is a snow drift in the corner higher than the front entrance. There is also a small rolling door that usually has 3 small windows visible, only a small corner of one is visible. There is no stairs visible, but you can see the tops of the railings.
Screen shot close up of the Farm boy weekly flyer, featuring the "donut of the month" which is chocolate cherry. Chocolate dip top donut with cherry filling. Available at select locations.
A picture of my chocolate fudge covered strawberries from our local ice cream shop.
Snoopy with a red bow on top of his head, eating chocolate covered strawberries
Variety pack 34.19$ from a local restaurant.
White text overlay a picture of food items reads: 34.19$ Variety Pack The food in the background is: fries, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, nuggets, tenders, chicken wings, and a blooming onion in the center.
A "Snack Size" Voortman Vanilla Wafer, with 6 wafers in the pack.
Key Lime Pie with meringue topping, the meringue is more burned than golden. lol
Google Image search of a Kinder Brand item called "Kinderini" which is shortbread cookies, shaped like eggs, that have different facial expressions, with tiny Kinder pieces baked into them
A close up of my business management - entrepreneurial degree I've been working on the last year and a half.