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dakota/zooks ☆ 29 ☆ they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ ☆ anime & star trek ☆ roller derby ☆ weight lifting ☆ piu ☆ poly/bi insta @bazooka.langley / prev twt @roymeowstang SC ➡ TX ➡ BC @eodrollerderby.bsky.social

Jim's first meeting & mistaking Sulu's first name Hikaru for Kaoru
Photo of the cast of goblin the lonely and great god
The outside of arcade CHQ in Metrotown Vancouver
Holding up a bismuth crystal in front of 3 anime girls holding a created bismuth on screen from Ruri Rocks
Vocabulary app widget says penetrate- v. To go inside or through something
A bouquet of lovely red flowers with my name on them
A sign on a bathroom door sharing Universal
An AO3 comment dating "Pls I'll Venmo u bro this was fire"
An ao3 comment that is a huge wall of text squeeing about in character writing and being grateful for the fic
zooks posed in mirror selfie with a fresh wolf tattoo on back of shoulder. Wearing shorts & bralette and yellow hair with a design shaved into the side
A fucking job application asking me if I'm a Mr., Mrs., or Ms
Blue and purple spin orb with a game over scoreboard showing the order of scores as ASS
Miss bellum from power Puff girls. Never seen her head, just her extremely curvy body and beautiful red hair in her red skirt suit
Zooks in brawlers jersey with a medallion shaped like a sand dollar and a groovy starfish on top with MVP written and a B on the star
Zooks in tiny black shorts and a blue and white brawlers jersey posing with a arm flex in the mirror
a diagram showing someone in head forward posture, describing SCM tension along with hyoid muscles with an arrow pointing at the mouth saying "Mouth breather"
Kirby png sitting in front of a yellow star and some other cute little stars. he's just a lil guy minding his own business
USA today crossword screencap where the highlighted column for 5 down is Capital of South Dakota, has blank blank blank blank R E.
a very tiny bathroom with a stuffed mannequin shibari-ed into the ceiling in a dab pose
I am sorry alt text users but I cannot completely transcribe this entire unit. Two pages of diagrams under the labels Sex with Low Back Pain. & sex for Lumbar Stabilization Low back pain includes positions like spooning, lateral box(?), 69, slipping lady(??), mast(holy shit), t-bone(Jesus). Lumbar stabilization: dolphin(how is her L/S stabilized at all here besides him holding it), triumph arc(my favorite anime arc), reverse plank(wow), hydrant(good girl), plank(didn't think reverse plank could get worse) and the most incredible of all, London bridge, which is requiring the insertive partner into a full back bend with straight legs as the insertee partner rides on top with feet not touching the ground somehow
A flyer from the push up challenge by Canadian mental health association saying "I'm raising funds for mental health. 2,000 push ups Feb 11-28"
A flier pinned to a pole in Vancouver saying "we like Americans but we are NOT the 51st state!" And in big title text "Tell Trump to Toque Off eh!" Saturday 2-3pm at the US consulate "wear your toques and a smile! Bring your family friends and neighbors! Toqueoff.ca"
zooks in a freshly dyed teal & purple split mullet, make up done, black slingy metallic top showing lots of skin & a long black multi necklace thing
A whole ass Costco Hotdog™ wrapped in the foil and everything
Derby hell original post of the shirt that says "roller derby is for everyone EXCEPT FUCKING FASCISTS" with a sick skull wearing a helmet and crossed roller skates by Rachel Young
A screen cap of the trans rollers united roster with one of the coaches named Mxda Rogers's Theyborhood
Mamushi hojo from his exorcist & objectively is one of the most gorgeous characters I've ever seen
screencap from buffy the vampire slayer of xander telling buffy that Angel's a vampire
An assortment of slightly serrated medal knives, typically shit for cutting most things but good at cutting butter. but only in America for some reason
Eve's of destruction roller derby a team charter roster for spring 2025 with zooks full name alphabetically at the top of the list
diagram of a cross section of a teste & epididymis where the epididymis looks alien-like and creepy on the testicle that looks vaguely brain-y.
3 men curling in egregious white red and gray medium checkered pants
Selena Gomez's famous baby knees. Viral image that shows her knees looking like baby faces
Zooks' Spotify wrapped top artists are: G idle, cake, Chapelle roan, bomb the music industry, and black pink. Top songs are: wife, tomboy, red wine supernova, ido, and queencard
a clear ziploc bagged sliced bread sandwich on the floor of a parking garage by zooks' white miata
a white 1991 Mazda Miata with the top down and a medium sized computer desk strapped in over the passenger seat and trunk
zooks in a chain link top with black X nipple pasties, pleather baggy pants and a studded belt does a shoulder press with a barbell and some bicep curls
diagram of the differences between a normal prostate and an enlarged prostate with benign prostatic hyperplasia. The enlarged prostate image looks like it was patterned with canned beans
A picture of an excerpt from Leonard Nimoy's "I Am Spock" on a quote by an interviewer asking "Has this ever happened before? A film to follow a television series?" And Nimoy's answer "Well, yes-- a very cheap batman movie that failed."
Relative to the car, a large muscular feminine model in pink lingerie with 6" hot pink chunky heels posing on top of a navy blue Mazda Miata spoiler. she looks massive and Miata looks baby. Photo cred might be Roderick Earl Denton from the lucky miatas Facebook group
2017 roller derby pic of bazooka Langley #02 jamming(rare) with a seele neon genesis evangelion tattoo
a shoddy needle felted kirby beside a less shoddy needle felted waddle dee. zooks might be improving in their hobby of the week 🧐
twink ass zooks 1 week on T thinking they're beefy flexing in the mirror post gym pump
Zooks' full persona is Bazooka Langley #02. Zooks blocking in a roller derby game wearing Kirby socks
buff nb bitch with thick arms flexing in a gym mirror. chest shoulders & triceps pump
panel of bon with a bazooka against a fleshy monster zombie ghoul saying "Eat my bazooka..!!"
a screenshot of a Google search for "play nice with my dear Izumo" with the first result being a gif of renzou shima twerking. browser window overlapped with a Skype window sharing the excitement
volume 12 blue exorcist illuminati spy reveal
needle felted tortie cat loaf