Nolan Zugernat

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“I’m a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.” — David Letterman

Stephen Miller: Are you enjoying America's new Golden Age?
Ken Paxton
Ulf the White
Ken Paxton’s 2015 mugshot
Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows as Kevin Hassett
Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows
A photo of Larry Ellison on the Drudge Report with the caption "Ellison Bet It All on AI Boom. Will He Be Face of Bubble?"
Admiral Ackbar saying it's a trap
Trump's birthday message to Epstein in which Trump says, "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." Epstein replies, "Yes, we do, come to think of it." "Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?" Trump then asks Epstein, who answers, "As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you." "The letter concludes: ‘Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.' "
Green Lantern
William Shatner as Kirk in Star Trek The Motion Picture
A supposed actual upicture of Mitch McConnell and his wife.
But Musk stood by his depiction of a Muslim invasion. He insisted a “large and growing” group “whose beliefs are antithetical to western beliefs” had entered the country, predicting it’s only a matter of time until there’s a “reckoning,” which will come when they “try to implement their views.”
Journalism is the only profession explicitly protected by the U.S. Constitution, because journalists are supposed to be the check and balance on government. We're supposed to be holding those in power accountable. We're not supposed to be their megaphone. That's what the corporate media have become.
Grace Kelly
Donald Trump, the most hideous man alive.
Mycenean arms and armor
Foreign Tongues by the Rolling Stones
"Trump will not rescue himself from this," Taylor wrote. "His character was settled long ago, and no adviser that I worked with has ever successfully talked him out of a grievance, at least not in the long term ... America’s enemies are spending next to nothing on insults and cartoons to purchase the exhaustion of the West. Until Trump learns that taking the bait is more expensive than restraint, they will keep getting serious value for their money."
The Donald Trump $1 gold coin, otherwise known as the Pedo
The new Donald Trump gold $1 coin, otherwise known as the "Pedo"
Explosive diarrhea, brought to you by Donald Trump
A person with abdominal pain in the bathroom, and a toilet with Donald Trump's head sticking out.
Reilly Ace of Spies
How Donald Trump RUINED America 250.
Algae-ridden reflecting pool
The GOP
The account of Platner- and rape-apologist Mark Weaver, @markallanweaver.bsky.social
Rhaenyra Targaryen of House of the Dragon saying “I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies”
Jojo talking to an imaginary Hitler in the movie Jojo Rabbit
Stephen King @StephenKing X.com Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."
Racicot said she tried to separate herself from Platner by telling him she couldn't be in that room anymore, after which he followed her to her bedroom and had sex with her against her will. She said he also ejaculated inside of her despite her telling him not to, as she was not using birth control at the time.
Elon Musk @elonmusk Replying to @spencerpratt Not merely "ok". Anyone who doesn't love America is a traitor and beneath contempt. Those who don't love America, those who are disloyal should be exiled immediately.
Like the wrath of God it’s headed for Gotham …
Right here within our own borders, the great and mighty city of Boston, which tries to lay claim that it is the cradle of America (tries is all it can do), and holds itself up as the paragon of American principles, has, if my information is correct, seventeen schools in which the English language is never spoken, and not an English thought or an American ideal. These schools are for the children of French-Canadians who have come across the border and each of these schools are under the domination of a foreign potentate who is in nowise sympathetic with American ideals and institutions. Right here in our own land twenty-one towns in the state of Connecticut are under the domination and control of the Italian-Dago influence. Then you hear folks talk about "we Americans" and of America as the melting-pot where the stamp and impress of all nations can come in and shape our destinies. It is no such thing. It is a garbage can! Not a melting-pot.... My friends, your government can be changed between the rising and the setting of one sun. This great nation, with all it provides, can be snatched away from you in the space of one day, and that day no more than ten hours. When the hordes of aliens walk to the ballot box and their votes outnumber yours, then that alien horde has got you by the throat... • Americans will awake from their slumber and rush out for battle and there will be such stir as the world has never seen the like. The soil of America will run with the blood of its people.
Right here within our own borders, the great and mighty city of Boston, which tries to lay claim that it is the cradle of America (tries is all it can do), and holds itself up as the paragon of American principles, has, if my information is correct, seventeen schools in which the English language is never spoken, and not an English thought or an American ideal. These schools are for the children of French-Canadians who have come across the border and each of these schools are under the domination of a foreign potentate who is in nowise sympathetic with American ideals and institutions. Right here in our own land twenty-one towns in the state of Connecticut are under the domination and control of the Italian-Dago influence. Then you hear folks talk about "we Americans" and of America as the melting-pot where the stamp and impress of all nations can come in and shape our destinies. It is no such thing. It is a garbage can! Not a melting-pot.... My friends, your government can be changed between the rising and the setting of one sun. This great nation, with all it provides, can be snatched away from you in the space of one day, and that day no more than ten hours. When the hordes of aliens walk to the ballot box and their votes outnumber yours, then that alien horde has got you by the throat... • Americans will awake from their slumber and rush out for battle and there will be such stir as the world has never seen the like. The soil of America will run with the blood of its people.
"I am sorry to say that the gravest threats against our national peace and safety have been uttered within our own borders. There are citizens of the United States, I blush to admit, born under other flags but welcomed under our generous naturalization laws to the full freedom and opportunity of America, who have poured the poison of disloyalty into the very arteries of our national life; who have sought to bring the authority and good name of our Government into contempt, to destroy our industries wherever they thought it effective for their vindictive purposes to strike at them, and to debase our politics to the uses of foreign intrigue. Their number is not great as compared with the whole number of those sturdy hosts by which our nation has been enriched in recent generations out of virile foreign stock; but it is great enough to have brought deep disgrace upon us and to have made it necessary that we should promptly make use of processes of law by which we may be purged of their corrupt distempers." — President Woodrow Wilson, Third annual message to Congress, Dec. 7 1915
The recent election has developed in an aggravated form every evil against which the American party protested. Foreign allies have decided the government of the country — men naturalized in thousands on the eve of the election. Again in the fierce struggle for supremacy, men have forgotten the ban which the Republic puts on the intrusion of religious influence on the political arena. These influences have brought vast multitudes of foreign-born citizens to the polls, ignorant of American interests, without American feelings, influenced by foreign sympathies, to vote on American affairs; and those votes have, in point of fact, accomplished the present result.
Right here within our own borders, the great and mighty city of Boston, which tries to lay claim that it is the cradle of America (tries is all it can do), and holds itself up as the paragon of American principles, has, if my information is correct, seventeen schools in which the English language is never spoken, and not an English thought or an American ideal. These schools are for the children of French-Canadians who have come across the border and each of these schools are under the domination of a foreign potentate who is in nowise sympathetic with American ideals and institutions. Right here in our own land twenty-one towns in the state of Connecticut are under the domination and control of the Italian-Dago influence. Then you hear folks talk about "we Americans” and of America as the melting-pot where the stamp and impress of all nations can come in and shape our destinies. It is no such thing. It is a garbage can! Not a melting-pot. . . . My friends, your government can be changed between the rising and the setting of one sun. This great nation, with all it provides, can be snatched away from you in the space of one day, and that day no more than ten hours. When the hordes of aliens walk to the ballot box and their votes outnumber yours, then that alien horde has got you by the throat. . . . Americans will awake from their slumber and rush out for battle and there will be such stir as the world has never seen the like. The soil of America will run with the blood of its people.
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@realdonaldtrump A Golden Gift to the White House for its 250th Birthday Year! Pic of a giant gaudy gold eagle outside the White House
Trump left alone on G7 stage.
Jabba the Hutt and Luke Skywalker
Your Results 83% Woke 17% Chud 41% Techbro 59% Neo-Luddite 39% Hopepilled 61% Doomer 81% Davos 19% Dubai Your Closest Match: Zohran Mamdani
An anti-Irish political cartoon from 1881 entitled “The Most Recently Discovered Wild Beast” depicting an Irish person as an ape-like monster.
Rolling Stones -- Sticky Fingers Live at the Fonda Theatre 2015
Green Lantern
Jeff Goldblum as The Collector in Thor Ragnarok saying "It's a tie" after getting his ass kicked
When it was announced that Lupita Nyong’o had been cast as Helen of Troy, all hell broke loose online among conservatives and right-wing commentators. Conservative political commentator Matt Walsh posted several tweets about the casting decision on X. “We’re told that we shouldn’t object to Helen of Troy being portrayed as a black woman,” Walsh posted. “And yet if a major Hollywood studio made a film set in Africa and cast a white woman as ‘the most beautiful woman in Africa,’ those same people would literally riot in the street. If, say, Sydney Sweeney was cast in the role, they’d be driven to murderous violence. We all know this is the case.”
Captain Picard on Star Trek saying there are four lights
The Dancing Itos from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
A panel from the Pogo comic strip in which Pogo says, “We have met the enemy and he is us.”
A wooden sign in a swamp
Swamp Thing
Swamp Thing
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