@deepbluecea.bsky.social · Jun 27

The last one does exist around here. Not sure about the middle one, though.

@onlydaffodil.bsky.social · Jun 27

I Think We Should See Other People Shrimp

The Weed Witch · Jun 27

'fuck shrimp cocktail' hello

Monkey. D. Skirata · Jun 27

Due to allergies, all shrimp is “Kill me shrimp”

RK Rheannon · Jun 27

Not to be confused with “just fuck me a few times” popcorn chicken. Other side of the menu.

The Man from Urkle · Jun 27

Eat me shrimp Screw me shrimp Bite me shrimp

JeannieJellybean · Jun 27

As someone with a severe shellfish allergy, all shrimp is Kill Me Shrimp.

Chouinard · Jun 27

Take me for everything I've worked my ass off for shrimp?

@cairbear00000.bsky.social · Jun 27

I would order bother “fuck me shrimp” and “kill me shrimp” . Not so much the marry me…

Stella · Jun 27

Lowest calorie count

zunderscore · Jun 27

Oh hey, a bunch of y'all thought this was funny, too. If you like this, you should come hang out in my stream sometime. I've been working on @firebot.app a lot lately, but I sometimes play games and do other stuff, too. It's a fun time. And I'd love to have you. ❤️ twitch.tv/zunderscore

Jeannie · Jun 27

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TeenagePhlebotomy · Jun 28

first of all, I'm in a committed relationship. secondly, I'm kinda tall.

Judith McIntosh · Jun 27

I’m waiting for the “divorce me now shrimp”

Sammy the Bruce · Jun 27

Mizzoh · Jun 27

I want a plate with ALL of those RIGHT NOW. When I was a kid, my dad called me "shrimp girl" even though I was as tall as he at 12, because...shrimp = yummy.

Riot Actual · Jun 27

Maybe it’s more of a command to a very small human.

Shad, Telekinetic · Jun 27

Fuck Me Lobster, Kill Me Whale

Stagger McTipsy, AKA Captain Awesome Motherfucker · Jun 27

There's a sushi place down the road from me with great names for the sushi like "Taste Like My Ex-Wife Roll," "69 Roll," and "John Homes Roll." (Yes, that's all spelled from the menu and yes they're all tasty.)

@triciaallen.bsky.social · Jun 27

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The Lush Kitch · Jun 27

kill me shrimp are covered in a thick coconut batter and served with a too sweet chili sauce. Fuck me shrimp come with slutty little pumps

@mimeismoney.bsky.social · Jun 27

Bang Bang shrimp just over here doing my nails

bowers@ · Jun 27

@ziantra.bsky.social · Jun 27

It’s the last one I’m concerned about 😂

@bljdlowry.bsky.social · Jun 27

'Shrimp scampi' is literally saying Shrimp Shrimp.

Anarchduke · Jun 27

I'm guessing the 2nd one would be Shrimp Alfredo. And the last option would just be anyone allergic to shrimp.

Ali Nagib · Jun 27

Killer Shrimp in LA?

Rachael the Spicy Hobbit · Jun 27

Krill me Shrimp 🍤*

Kail Wisdom · Jun 27