zuz

@zuz.bsky.social

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🇬🇧 🇵🇱 🇪🇸 ok 🇰🇷 최선을 다하겠습니다 https://techforevil.tumblr.com My DMs are NOT ON. I do agile product delivery stuff for work but this account is just cat photos and various nonsense. they/she London, UK. Pero quiero vivir en Madrid. 🙆🏻‍♀️

Latrice Royale: 5G’s, please. Good God Get a Grip Girl.

When one sea-officer is to be roasted, there is always another at hand to turn the spit,’ said the bear. ‘It is an old service proverb. I hope to God I have that fornicating young sod under my command one day. I’ll make him dance a hornpipe – oh, such a hornpipe. Stephen, prop my jaws open a little more, will you? I think I shall die in five minutes if you don’t. Could we not creep into a field and take it off?

Illustrated Frederick Cook holding two penguins

Cover of ‘gevangen in her poolijs’ / ‘stuck in the polar ice’, an illustrated kids book about the Belgica expedition

Limited edition of Gormenghast

Beloved, Blood Meridian, Shackleton’s Boat Journey, The Snow Leopard, Arctic, and AURORA AUSTRALIS!!!!!

Crying cat with thumb up

Cover of Patrick O’Brian’s Master & Commander

Bifana with cheese

How do you manage pain multi choice form with ‘I simply live with the pain’ option ticked

Little chick plushie with a knife under its arm

Order summary for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

Illustration of a kingfisher by the odious man’s son, Georg Forster

The Witcher: Old World boardgame near the end (two players have three beasties each)

Screenshot from trainline showing there’s rail replacement buses and £70 trains with two changes

Red box with gold leaf and floral embossed pattern and ‘fly agaric earrings - lemon pepper studio’ written on it

Google AI insights garbage shit for a restaurant, the first bullet says:
* Make sure you visit the loo, as people say is wild

Hayao Miyazaki fucking tired and fed up

Screenshot from Hot Fuzz of Timothy Dalton smiling in front of a phot of himself in the same pose

Screenshot from beginning titles of Master & Commander, HMS Surprise on the water with the following text
ADMIRALTY ORDERS
To Cpt. J. Audrey
‘intercept the French Privateer ACHERON en route to Pacific INTENT ON CARRYING THE WAR INTO THOSE WATERS…. Sink, Burn, or take her a Prize’

Us against the world, shaking ass in the parking lot
If we get arrested, haha, baby, laugh it off
I love you, you love me, we batshit, oui, oui
And I'd kill 'em for you if it got that deep
Fancy is a frequency
A mind of delusion, philosophy
I kinda know nothing, just like Socrates
(The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing)

Lisa Simpson coffee screenshot

McCoy reclining on the floor after being ‘killed’ in Kobayashi Maru exercise

Blue Origin capsule replica as mentioned in the article

Jigsaw puzzle pieces in a box in the foreground - they’re all grey with lines on them. The half-done jigsaw in the background, nautical flags and morse code spelling a mysterious message

two fresh lambs just chilling on the hay

Golden Kamuy, One Piece, Blade of the Immortal, Honey & Clover, Cromartie High, Chainsaw Man, Dungeon Meshi, Akira, Monster

Three Jacob sheep in their stable staring at me

Screenshot of the card on WikiGacha

Email from Steam about slay the spire 2 being available in early access

piece of paper on the pavement with ‘ladies undergarments’ printed on it

My 1440 Duolingo streak with the caption ‘Nice! You extended your streak with 1 minute left in the day.’

I got a 9.99 match

Man mid-animorphing himself into the Pokemon Gengar

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Hackney council parking site with error message saying only ‘an error has occurred please try again’

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Coffee being poured into Lisa Simpson’s mug

README

This site features a curriculum developed around the television series, Halt and Catch Fire (2014-2017), a fictional narrative about people working in tech during the 1980s-1990s.

The intent is for this website to be used by self-forming small groups that want to create a “watching club” (like a book club) and discuss aspects of technology history that are featured in this series.

Commemorative NHM Pokemon pin

A consultation run by the City of London Corporation and published on Thursday found that nearly 90% of respondents backed trans-inclusive access to the ponds.

More than 38,000 people took part in the consultation over a period of two months.
Of those, 84% of respondents to the consultation had swum at the bathing ponds and 74% lived in London, the City of London said.

Six options were considered for the Kenwood Ladies, Highgate Men's and Hampstead mixed ponds, with 86% of respondents supporting the existing trans-inclusive access arrangements.

A similar proportion also opposed introducing strict single-sex access, while 90% rejected requiring trans swimmers to use separate changing rooms or have separate swimming sessions, and 66% opposed making all ponds mixed sex.

Peter Rabbit Baby Knits and The Wonder of Wool on a yellow sofa

Shepherds in traditional getup with a flock of sheep

Danishes on a tray in a bakery

There are 227 772 people ahead of me in the queue for BTS tickets

Radiohead bear on the wrong side

Map of the stadium for BTS concert in London with a standing section (and other tiered seated options)

Crema catalana in the foreground, Mars bar in the cup

a smorgasbord of various chico pies with jam, apricot, coconut, god knows where

page from the book (in Japanese), with the doll dresses in the costume one page and the elements laid out flat on the other

Success Kid

Screenshot of tracking site stating the above

Screenshot of page saying that it will be up to 11C today!!!

-3.6 for no nearby Pret (nearest 1763 metres away)

Ms Dickson noted that the performers of the K-pop show were only on stage for an hour, with a 30 minute interval taking place during the 90 minute show.

Yellow tote bag with little bees pattern

Yellow fabric with little bees on it and black fabric strap

Yamaha death pose