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a statue of a Scottish Terrier brightly painted in blue and red to look like a Mothers Pride Scottish Plain loaf of bread, atop an ugly concrete block on a grey Govan day
shopfront window: "PG Fast Food" with a superscript circumscribed C, with a perpendicular sign reading PG with a superscript circumscribed R
"No phones" "No standing" etc signs with a figure with a line through it but also their heads are Xes
[LLM] Claude Chat thinking block: "Thining about characteristics and information regarding seals"
John Lewis discounted bean slicer
The IDDSI pyramid describing food/drink thickness, from "regular/easy to chew" through "soft and bite-sized", "minced and moist", "pureed", "liquidised" foods; and "extremely thick", "moderately thick", "mildly thick", "slightly thick" and "thin" drinks. A copyright disclaimer mentions the (C) The International Disphagia Diet Standardisation Initiative 2019, CC-BY-SA 4.0
TF2 kill feed: "not a seal in human disguise" killed "zuzak" with a critical panic attack [shotgun]
The SteamDB.info steam chart for Kerbal Space Program: a massive spike in the last couple of days in number of concurrent players
BBC iPlayer screenshot. Doctor Who (2005-2022). Next episode: Series 11: 4. Arachnids in the UK (49 minutes).
Signs in Sauchiehall Street's TG Jones. "Closing Down; Everything Must Go; Clearance up to 50% books and stationery." (Even with the discount, I did not bother going in)
Elder Park library, a category A listed building from 1903. "Edwardian baroque single storey library with some sculptured detail, serpentine front with wide shallow-curved portico on paired Tuscan columns (doors in recessed area within), diminutive roof dome behind balustrade. Outer bays treated as ends of flanking ranges whose rear elevation are pedimented, each with canted bay and oculus in tympanum; 3 oculi in wall area between; 5-bay flanks."
a 2 litre bottle of diet cream soda next to a box of multigrain hoops cereal
the 36th edition of Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone's "This Is How You Lose The Time War" (2019, Quercus)
a very round friendly common seal's head on a holographic vinyl sticker, now affixed to my laptop
Wiktionary screenshot. "Wiktionary does not have any English dictionary entry for this term.". The article is filed in the "English entries that don't exist" category.
Map of the Indian Ocean with the breeding sites of Southern Elephant Seals (sub-antarctic islands like the Heard and MacDonald Islands) marked along three vagrant sightings in places southern elephant seals usually are not: Mauritius, 1955; Oman, 1989; Sri Lanka, 2020.
Blackboard A-board outside a pub: "Soup of the Day: BEAMISH"
“We would like more support from the local council. So far they have shown no support whatsoever.“
A tomato, miso, and sesame soup, from a recipe by Anna Jones. A smooth orangered liquid in a cereal bowl with some light brown paste swirled in, with some toasted sesame seeds and chopped coriander for a garnish.
eleven bajillion "You have sold an item on the Community market and have been credited 0.02 GBP" emails from Steam. Each email is worth less than ten pence.
S tier: Hypnospace Outlaw, Blue Prince, Deep Rock Galactic, Team Fortress 2; A tier: Boxes, Fallout: New Vegas, The Forgotten City, Half-Life 2, Hitman: World of Assassination, Tchia; B tier: Abiotic Factor, Road to Empress, Amnesia: The Bunker, Counter-Strike 2, The Finals, The Farmer Was Replaced, Cryptmaster, Peak, Seal World, Black Mesa, Geneforge 1: Mutagen; C tier: Tomb Raider 1-3 Remastered, Nebuchadnezzar, Poker Night at the Inventory, Antichamber, Children of Silenttown, Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, Amanda the Adventurer, Shapez; D tier: Bee Simulator, Blackwake
photo of a television showing Apple TV's homepage: "BBC News at Ten: New Season: Season 2026, Episode 1"
steam winter sale. "Since you played Blue Prince, [consider getting] Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. 33% off"
urinals with red tiled walls with a green stripe of metro tiles with a pig sniffing a butterfly motif
"2 Vanilla flavour sponge cupcakes topped with strawberry flavoured icing decoration": a red field (santa outfit) with a black division symbol (belt) framed by a yellow rectangle (belt) retailing for £1.74. The shelf label says "Asda Cupcakes Santa Belly Flooded 2pk"
A life-size sculpture of a wolf made from grey and white lego bricks sits in the middle of a supermarket aisle. Someone has placed a smaller "jumbo sausage dog" soft toy (from the nearby toy aisle) next to it, positioned so they are facing each other.
Settings menu for a video game. The "Set Cosmetic Number" field is a slider from 1 to 99 but it skips from 68 straight to 70
frontispiece of an old book: PLOUGHING THE ARCTIC by G. J. TRANTER
The tea and coffee aisle in a large Tesco supermarket, with boxes of stock scattered haphazardly in the walkway with no clearance for a trolley
A close-up shot from above of some sweet potato medallions baked into a gratin with some green Thai basil leaves scattered on top. if you look really carefully, you can also see some finely grated lime zest
Three soft toy pinnipeds stacked in a pyramid on a sofa: a grey seal pup, a [California?] sea lion pup, and a baby seal that's difficult to ID
Mobile app screenshot. Personalised vouchers Chosen with your tastes in mind, plus suggestions we think you'll like FREE KNOTS Waitrose Christmas Cinnamon Knots 150g
a polystyrene container inside which resides a chapati wrap containing a tonne of onions, lettuce, and the occasional tomato. There were some chips at the bottom, but we're talking 80% salad here. No cheese to be seen
A tired and now-grafittied abandoned sliding door with a hand-painted ROVER REPAIR CENTRE Rover is a car brand that went defunct in 2005
Starbucks loyalty scheme: a progress bar saying I need 1316 Stars before 3 December 2025
a generic looking Starbucks coffee on a table. It's an oat milk latte with toffee nut syrup, which is a limited edition item and thus cost 75p extra unlike the originally requested almond shot that would have been free with my Starbucks® card
A plastic pack of 12 ready to eat quail eggs, reduced to clear from £5 to £3.10
A normal 4 pint bottle of milk, with nutritional information, barcode, front of pack nutritional labelling, and "Waitrose semi skimmed milk" branding. However, it is entirely black-and-white and conspicuously labelled "Cafe And Food Service Only NOT FOR RESALE"
On the far right hand side traffic lights and metal studs indicating a pedestrian crossing, and on the far left, barely visible, the transverse line where vehicles must stop at red. In the foreground, a bus lane; in the background a car park in front of the glass pyramid of Glasgow's St Enoch shopping centre
Sticker in a shop window, adorned with flowers and unicorns: "Proud Bomb Stockist". They mean bath bombs.
Night time on a busy shopping street. Pedestrians hustle past a brightly lit candy store, inside which nobody is shopping.
Wikipedia screenshot. "[...t]he Dutch Blue Guards secured poffefion, Hyde Park, and other strategic posts around Whitehall.
The bottom half of a bright red Royal Mail postbox (G12 563) with the words "Post Office" and the royal cipher "EVIIIR". Edward VIII was King for less than a year.
partly obscured by Autumn leaves, a pictograph of a walking man used to denote the footway. They are more slender than usual and their head looks more like their neck
a laminated A4 sign with an arrow, reading: "Do not miss - Senior Managers' Toilets c1890s (to view not use)"
Full-width sight-blocking decal on a M&S Food shop window: We're closing on Saturday 25th October [today]
Old-timey pub in Glasgow's west end: the Curlers Rest
The view of the stage from a couple of seats back in the upper circle of a theatre. On stage the curtain is down with a picture of la Bohéme's garret. Slightly visible, the orchestra pit with at least four timpani
First up, it is a smoked ham and cheddar "Pastry Toastie" made by noted pasty firm Ginsters®. You put it in the toaster for four minutes like you would bread, except it’s not a toastie but a pastry.
A vegetarian breakfast that cost me £6.30 or so. Two soya sausages, a modest amount of baked beans and a surprisingly small egg, alongside two hashbrowns and an incredibly well fried potato scone; accompanied by an admittedly large latte that cost £3.70 which is above the usual market rate. If we’re being truly honest, the food is about the same standard as what I would make at home. I’m still a little shocked that toast was extra
A photograph of a table number flag, signifying that I am order number six for hot food at the Tesco café. It’s a window seat, and you can see blurred shoppers in the distance scurrying to and fro between the shopping centre and the drizzly car park.
screenshot of an advert on Tinder’s iOS app. A smiling man behind the desk of a Screwfix-like shop with the instruction to contact us for a quote at the Aberdeen location at BSSindustrial.co.uk
A grey seal pup soft toy looks out of a train window onto the platform at Preston