Zython

@zython.bsky.social

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He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap.

The last scene of Hunter x Hunter GI Final, showing a man fishing under a sakura tree, implied to be Ging Freeks.
Homer about to eat a giant poisoned eclair, saying “Eh, I’ve had a good run”
A television showing convicts exiting a prison via ski lift with "Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor". This is referencing the Sideshow Bob campaign ad where he attacked Mayor Quimby for being soft on crime, citing him commuting Sideshow Bob's sentence for attempted murder.
A fortune cookie fortune stating: “February will be a month of healing and emotional renewal for you.”
Ben Parker as Mephisto sitting on a throne of skulls. Aunt May is a leopard for some reason. Caption: “With great power comes no responsibility.”
Homer: We elected the wrong Biden.
The S is for suck dragon.
Picture of a runner about to be mowed down by a gigantic truck. Caption: In 2008, American lawyers discover a loophole in the Olympic rulebook that allows for monster trucks in both the 100 meter dash and the triple jump.
The Oracle of Delphi, referring to the prediction that if King Croesus of Lydia attacked Persia, “a great empire would fall”.
Google episode guide for The Boys, but the series finale name is changed from "Blood and Bone" to "Hit Dogs Holler".
Prof. Farnsworth with his state-of-the-art finglonger.
Skinner looking at a clock with only 10 numbers: "They're running on metric time. Remember this moment, people--80 past 2:00 on April 47."
Alvis, Malos, and Pneuma from Xenoblade Chronicles 1 & 2 as chipmunks.
Prof Farnsworth: “What is that horrible orange creature over there?”
Ron Swanson talking about metaphors: Panel 1: Metaphors? I har metaphors! Panel 2: That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick! Panel 3: No froo-froo symbolism Panel 4: just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.
A barrel of "Mobil Dick Whale Oil" from Futurama, featuring a winged white whale as the logo.
Omaru Polka’s Hologram Circus
Yertle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss
The new dungeon for FFXIV 7.5 called…*sigh*…”The Clyteum”.
Fake tweet from Norm Macdonald dated Feb 28, 2026: "What terrifies me is if the White House were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Iranians. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Americans?
Richard Nixon from Futurama: "We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in."
Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward with a large speech bubble underneath him.
Tweet from dril: “ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
Tweet reacting to a Netflix documentary about dinosaurs. "Every single form of media is so compeltely controlled by pathological loser communists that in a documentary about dinosaurs 90% of the clips are of the prey defeating the predators" Reply: "dinosaurs aren't even real. king george IV had fake fossils commissioned because he was secretly an agonistic communist."
Bart Simpson on the phone saying “I don’t care about that anymore.”
Tweet text: Sen. Fetterman: “ICE agents are just doing their job, and I fully support that…People in my party might… treat them as criminals… That’s inappropriate and outrageous.”
Tweet from Bama_Jeans: “Fentanyl deaths dropping like a rock.. Thank you @POTUS” Graph showing drops started in 2024. Reader added context: “As can be seen on OP’s post and on the full graph posted in the comments, the chart ends months before Trump takes office. The decline happened during the Biden administration.”
A fake tweet by Norm Macdonald dated Jan 3, 2026. Text: What terrifies me is if the White House were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 10 million Venezuelans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Americans?
Tweet by Smash JT: "Latest addition to #KotakuDetected - Megan Fausti. Fausti worked at Retro until 2022 & tweeted their support for the idea and personal belief that Samus is and will be transgender. Fausti no longer works at Retro Studios and hopefully did NOT impact the storyline of Metroid Prime 4. Kotaku Detected Link: https://smashjt.com/kotaku-detected #NoseRingMafia #TakeGamesBack"
Luffy telling Ussop: “Damn, man… shut up!”
TF2 engineer saying “Aye, fair enough.”
Tweet by XANAXCHRIST+: Barber: What kind of cut you Him: Just fuck me up Followed by two pictures of a man with the a REALLY bad hair day.
Tweet by “FearOfBees” They deadass redid the entire game to make it an open world quirk chungus game because they thought woke was going to take over the market. I guarantee that's what happened
King Furry in all his magesty.
The toast screen for reaching level 50 in Pokemon Go.
Orlumbus from One Piece
Patchy the Pirate on a Laz-E-Boy with text saying: "That's it? That's the tough mid-boss? That was three attacks!"
Nuts and Gum: Together at last!
Necrozma: The Prism Pokemon
QRT from Lucas Star Wars Girl: "I'm hearing a lot of fans saying The Acolyte is the final straw. If you've checked out, what caused you to do it? For me it was The Last Jedi and specifically the scene where Luke tossed away his father's lightsaber for lols just so Ruin Johnson could subvert expectations." Tweet from Harvey: "Maybe I was expecting too much, but I figured when Luke received the lightsaber, he'd grip it menacingly, force-jump high into the air, and spin down with a blazing arc, slicing the f*cking island in half. A moment of sheer, cinematic power representing the return of Luke."
Guy looking at the logo for Nope saying “Wow!! Obsession with spectacle is dangerous.” A bullet flies over his head labeled “Shop at Fry’s Electronics”.
The Simpsons scene where Kennedy & Nixon endorse Duff during the 1960 debate. Nixon saying “I also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.”
Join the Army, travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
Tweet from Harry Bergerson: "I'm shocked this hasn't become a mainstream conversation yet. There are billions- actually, literally billlions- of Third Worlders. It's not a minor inconvenience. It's a digital Camp of the Saints and considering how vital a tool this is, we need to take that far more seriously Quote tweet from Patrick Casey: "Not kidding here, region-locked social media will become a necessity in the coming decades."
Athena, look dead-eyed right at the camera with her head tilted. “Irrefutable Proof”
Skinner telling the bullies "Right now Andrew Cuomo is at home crying like a little girl".
Tweet from @memeticsisyphus in response to a brain-dead woman being forced to stay on life support to give birth: “The baby is alive and well btw. The woman having died is still dead.” The baby, for the record, was born under 2 lbs.
Homer Simpson holding a giant poisoned eclair saying "Ehh, I've had a good run".
Cover of the South Park parody Hardley Boys book "Mystery of the Urinal Turd"
A screencap from The Simpsons showing a missile with a sticker stating "Caution: Aim Away From Face".