Zyxst

@zyxst.bsky.social

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Writer of Erotic Fanfic, Cyclone Ranger, Permanent Nobody, Meows Back at Cats in Videos.

Parodying a scene from National Lampoon's Vacation (1983), John Candy is telling the reader that Canada is closed for Canada Day (July 1st) and the moose out front should've told them.
Little girl with one leg raised in a field of tulips. Caption says, "Fuck you, flowers; how does it feel to get kicked right in the face?"
The men eating fast food. The middle man says, "Whoa my mouth is saying what's going on?"
A tabby cat standing in a cage. Sign clipped on cage says, "It has been zero days since I smacked someone for no reason."
A gray cat with a white bib sitting on a patterned rug with the caption "My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password."
Jason Alexander as George Costanza looking through papers in his wallet.
Three cats dressed in black hoodies with the one in the foreground wearing a DMX cap. Caption says, "What's the difference between cats and dogs? Cats don't work for the cops."
Fake photo of Donald Trump laying in a casket. Caption says, "Someday soon, a lucky mortician will be paid to sew his fucking mouth shut."
The doormat says "hope you brought wine" in a font that makes the word wine look like the word urine.
The ending of the film, Planet of the Apes (1968). The Statue of Liberty is half-buried in sand and rock.
Professional wrestler Kazuchika Okada saying the word bitch.
Madeleine cookies
A black and white kitten with wide eyes captioned "i do not think, therefore, i do not am"
Klaus Mikaelson (Joseph Morgan, left) and Elijah Mikaelson (Daniel Gillies, right) from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals tv shows.
The title bar of the stream is covering up half of the gaming window.
Lord of the Rings scene - Frodo is in a small boat, paddling away from shore. He looks back over his shoulder, saying, "Go back, Cat. I'm going to the bathroom alone!" Cat stands at the shoreline and replies, "Of course you are! And I'm coming with you!"
A black cat looking at the camera. Food is spelled out using their eyes for the Ohs.
Book cover of The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening by L. J. Smith
Tabby cat loafing in the manger of a nativity scene.
White cat's paw between two Oreo cookie wafers
Bugs Bunny and Wesley/The Dread Pirate Roberts
Drawing depicting the Trojan Horse as an overly-friendly, pregnant cat being pulling inside a building by two humans.
Black cat sitting in the top cage holder of a shower caddy hanging in the shower.