Uncle Duke "We shall bite on the beaches, we shall bite on the landing grounds, we shall bite in the fields and in the streets, we shall bite in the hills; we shall never surrender!"
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Uncle Duke 
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA Twitter strikes again
Frances: Meh and Loving It jar_jar_blowjob.bmp
Uncle Duke Spotty took the flask from his jacket and drained it in a single pull. He pictured his wife, lying on a beach in Jamaica with her yoga instructor, and his vision clouded. Blowing past the sign for Dead Man’s Curve doing 80, he was jolted back to reality by a cacophony of screams.
Nuclear Winter Probably getting a Jenny Holzer neon scroll installed in my chest this weekend.
Haides Noir 😈 Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Uncle Duke now i remember why i stopped drinking tequila
Frances: Meh and Loving It undeclared mustard is my salt-n-papa cover band
Forrest Plump Other Mommy review w/o spoilers: don’t listen to the hate. I loved every minute of this movie and cheered the moment I saw Karen Allen. I was just thinking the other day how I never see her lovely face anymore This movie made me scream, cover my eyes, laugh, and I teared up at one point
Uncle Duke “I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”