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Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.

An Icelandic Sheepdog standing over a red rubber bone, waiting to play.
Snow and sleet accumulation which varies greatly between deck boards and the flat surfaces of deck furniture.
A Google Calendar task titled "Make Fetch Happen". The task is set for all-day Thursday, January 1, 2026 and repeats every day.
A hand is holding a lit Bic lighter.
Screenshot of Bluesky new feature notification. The image contains a post from Jerry Chen that reads, "inventing a Saturday that immediately follows monday". Below the image is the following announcement: Saved Posts Finally! Keep track of posts that matter to you. Save them to revisit anytime. [Close button]
Screenshot of search results regarding Zion National Park being an International Dark Sky Park, which are parks that offer excellent stargazing opportunities due to minimal light pollution. The text also highlights recommended areas and time of year to go.
A drawing of fluerkenstein's avi in red ink.
Universal Epic Universe logo.
A question for a product sold on Amazon. The question reads "I see that this offers protection from sun burns. What protection does it offer from the sick burns my coworkers would give me for wearing it?" The answer, provided by a user named Fernando, reads, "The face mask to hide your identity."
A coffee mug with a picture of a bare-chested David Hasselhoff playing a lifeguard on Baywatch. The word "HOFF" is emblazoned across the image.
21 containers of assorted types of mustard.
A cordless phone with the caller ID showing "Peter Venkman 9:40AM Apr. 29".
A Spotify recent searches list. The searches are: XXX soundtrack, Foo Fighters Covers & Medium Rarities, Songs in the Key of X, Songs in the Key of X: Music from and Inspired by The X-Files, and Shōgun (Original Soundtrack)
Two players floating down a river on inner tubes in the 1988 videogame Toobin'.
View from the middle of Born Free ski run, Vail, Colorado.
Some middle aged dude holding the fuck on. The dude has a bus emoji over his face.
Man does after running from flaming portable toilet
Content & Media settings for Bluesky app. The "Enable trending videos in your Discover feed" setting is toggled off.
Truth social post from Donald Trump that reads, "I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don't work. BACK TO PLASTIC!"
Pop-up message that reads: "Hide trending videos? You can update this later from your settings." followed by a highlighted Hide button and a Cancel button.
Trending videos section in the search tab that no one asked for.
A media shelving unit with about 700 CDs.
A bunch of rich assholes that have come to bend the knee at the January 20, 2025 presidential inauguration.
Weather forecast for Park City, Utah on January 20, 2025. The current temperature is -2°F with a forecast reading: Partly cloudy -2° / 14° Air quality: 31 - Good.
Omaha, Nebraska has a reputation for producing a significant number of quality music bands due to a combination of factors including a strong local music scene fostered by the influential Saddle Creek Records label, a relatively low cost of living making it attractive for musicians to live and create there, and a central location that facilitates touring opportunities for bands based in the city; essentially providing a fertile ground for musical talent to flourish. Key points about Omaha's music scene: Saddle Creek Records: This record label, based in Omaha, has played a pivotal role in launching the careers of many notable bands from the city, significantly elevating its musical profile. Affordable living: Compared to major music hubs like New York or Los Angeles, Omaha offers a lower cost of living, allowing musicians to focus on their craft without the pressure of high expenses. Central location: Omaha's geographic position makes it convenient for bands to tour across the country, increasing their exposure. Active live music venues: The city boasts a variety of music venues, providing spaces for local bands to perform and build a following.
Daily calendar reminder to make fetch happen.
Kodiak Cakes pancakes on a blue plate with a bottle of bourbon-barrel aged maple syrup next to the plate.
An Icelandic Sheepdog with a red rubber bone in his mouth.
An ad for Twitter's (I'm never calling it X) AI engine, Grok 2. The ad reads, "Create stolen IP images with Grok 2", with "stolen IP" replacing the original word "beautiful".
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A car with Honk For Flames stenciled on the rear window.
A package of Rambutan fruit.
A bag of Trader Joe's Thanksgiving Siding Seasoned Kettle Chips.
Schrödinger's stop - A NO STOPPING sign in the foreground with an arrow pointing in the direction of the STOP sign that is several feet further down the road. WELL? WHICH IS IT?!
A child's drawing of a stick monster with about a million eyes and really sharp teeth.
A dog chewing on a wand, surrounded by the Hogwarts sorting hat and four chew toys that display the house crests of Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.
An advertisement that is being flown from the back of an airplane. The ad reads: "Vitamins for your VAGINA. Now at Target."
Packages of washer balls.
A photo collage. The image on top is of Neo in the movie The Matrix looking wondrous and saying, "WOAH!" The image on the bottom is of a brick building with "WOAH" in big black letters running down the fireplace smokestack.
Screenshot showing that ABurgerADay is following 69 accounts on BlueSky.
A photo of a pickup truck with its cargo bed stacked high and overflowing with junk. On the tailgate are the words "JESUS SAVES" and "JOHN 3:16".