Ceil @ceilck.bsky.social FT data viz analyst/developer; sandwich gen caregiver; college mom. Married to a sweet guy and we have a sweet dog. I like weird, funny stuff, psychological horror & scotch.
I am tired. Please come over & clean my house.
The bloggess (Jenny Lawson) @thebloggess.bsky.social Author, blogger, proprietress of Nowhere Bookshop, loose cannon.
JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca Artist in progress. Living on Treaty 6 land. Art, science, space & politics (sorry about that) Dad to Samwise. Storms & stuff. He/him. No AI, No NFT. https://earthskyart.ca #art #painting #sciart #fod #biking
Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com Hey there! Welcome to my profile. Expect mostly nonsense and sometimes boba tea pictures. Plus I write stuff!
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
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✨Vanessa @coolauntv.bsky.social writer • original content
Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social she/her • live nude cartoon
chris @bassoonjokes.bsky.social market participant
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender.
Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books c̾☽
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social Football writer, analyzer, podcaster. Sportsball good. Enjoyer of Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
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All:
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Brendon 🐻🌪️❄ @brendonme.bsky.social Mountain Wave Wrangler | bad weather and mountains | high plains storm chasing | I don't study the atmosphere, but I live in it | accountant | 📍 Wyoming via Idaho
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social
"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
📍 Pasadena, CA
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Sara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social Author, TV/film writer, actor. Writing about our tallest president.
SARATONIN: SaraJBenincasa.Substack.com
Live events & all the rest: https://linktr.ee/SaraJBenincasa
Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social Posting human made Sci-Fi art
My band 👉 All India Radio https://linktr.ee/allindiaradioband
https://linktr.ee/Scifiart
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
key @kmillz.lol i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca | @smillz.lol ♥︎
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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social I have allergic asthma.
Email cat photos and coffee recommendations to mancinowilliams at gmail
stabke @stabke.bsky.social skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem
Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
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top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
Harry Connolly (he/him) @byharryconnolly.bsky.social Nihil veritas erubescit, #StandwithUkraine, pro-raisin, pro-mayonnaise, pro-democracy, I write books you want to read.
site: www.harryjconnolly.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/HarryConnolly
Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social Same dreck, different website
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social a lvl 1 goblin with 5 hp
he/they
nj/phl
🧑🎨: willbo_art (insta)
🥁: building stars
🎸: heavy shrug
🐦: @upsidedowntrash
ᗰIᑎᗪᒪEᔕ™️ 🪩 @mindlesmandles.bsky.social Shark-obsessed Brummie(ish) with no accent bab! A curly, chirpy over-sharer! Moves a lot 🏃🏼♀️🥾👟🪩 Once described as “a walking loud noise”… none taken! Often confused, an extrovert, peopley. Calm to chaos in 3 large wines!
AKA Amanda/Ananda 🤦🏼♀️
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
Anni Jyn @annijyn.com she/her
erotica + horror artist
all arts + info visit annijyn.com
i ship worldwide from a tiny village in england
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🎁 https://throne.com/annijyn
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Editor in Chief, MeidasNews. Former Fed & State Prosecutor, Marine, Attorney. Switched parties from R to D in 2020. MeidasPlus.com/subscribe
molly @mollysneed.bsky.social this is still happening 💀
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
Omundsonofficial he/him @timothyomundson.bsky.social entertainer, podcaster disabled stroke survivor, Girl Dad Hater of fascists.
Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social ugh, who invited this guy
amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social If you’re a staff journalist here to rewrite my posts, you can at least credit me as a fellow journalist. Ty!
https://authory.com/AmandaMoore
https://www.turtlediaries.net/
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
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My art: lockwilford.com
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
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Greatest:
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
Lily Bart 📚 🎧 😽 @roguetime.bsky.social copy heart 🫶 🚀 copy bracelet
Human Rights Enthusiast
She/Her
Len Pennie @lenniesaurus.bsky.social Aspiring poet, growing problem. My books POYUMS, and POYUMS ANNAW are available to order now. https://buythebook.online/poyums-annaw
🏴💙
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
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🍁 she/elle/henne
Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
store:
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sumrow @sumrow.bsky.social 🔸Freelance NM Illustrator
🔸Chaosium Inc., Monster Magnet
🔸ANALOG Sci-Fi, ASIMOV Science Fic
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🔸Monthly Art Cards: https://www.patreon.com/JohnSumrow
🔸 Professional Gamemaster
BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social Proud papa. Perpetually pissed.
#BlueWave2026, #Feminist.
Author of The Bigliest Loser and The Liddle'est President.
Check out my AMAZING Substack here: https://linktr.ee/mmpadellan
👉Sr. Advisor, @reallyamerican.bsky.social👈👀
hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a
Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social Moderately Witty
Best:
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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social Horror writer, occasionally funny
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social 🔵 Vocal fan of democracy, small business owner, above average chess player, stand-up comedian, pseudo intellectual political analyst, and garage sale aficionado.
IG: tom_pattillo_comedy
Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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sean @seandunn76.bsky.social
WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social That's a salad fork you stupid bitch.
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social
Sara Wren (She/Her) @sarawren.bsky.social Using public washrooms to poop and pee, you?
Abam @adambroud.bsky.social Time to reinvent myself as the exact same person
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
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Care Bear Stares:
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social Social media outfluencer and Only Fans earlobe model. Banned in 51 states. Pisces. Once made Steve Martin laugh.
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social I’m not for everyone.
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🎁: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
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↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Tamara Yajia @tamis.bsky.social Writer: Strip law, This Fool, Acapulco. My book “Cry For Me Argentina” is out now!
ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
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wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
raindro @raindro.bsky.social committed to the bit
ca princess | annoyed | 🏳️⚧️
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social I use pain to hide the humor.
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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Bob Scott @thatmanbobscott.bsky.social Former C.P.A. before everything went tits up. This is not Comedy Funny Business on here — this is my life, right now, as it unfolds. ALSO YES I AM NOT BALD
My own feed on here:
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
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