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Goofy. Laughing.
Dumb waiter is working again
A food booth called Corn Hub
Hockey game. “Body slam. Manson and Kolizark. Covid down low. They score.”
Cement block with shoes poking out at ya
ARTISANAL
A bottle of Kash Patel’s bourbon with the added name of Boot-Liqour
Two birds called a tit that are also offset like Bryon Noem’s tits
Lil Marco whispering in the ear that wasn’t shot
Groundhog middle finger up through the snow
Teddy Roosevelt diary entry “The light has gone out of my life”
Trump neck vagina
Ad for Chanel #5
Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
Giants lineman John Michael Schmitz Jr
Cleveland’s Rally For October
Woman holding a book titled “So Uoure Marrying A Travis”
Mass. Heavy Artillery 1865
czarofdating • 16h The biggest change l've noticed with women from 15 years ago to now... is the lack of smiles on women's faces. Women don't smile anymore. No smiles when pushing a stroller, no smiles behind the register, no smiles out in public, no smiles at the gym, no smiles making a coffee, no smiles at work, no smiles anywhere. Only fake smiles on social media.
Sign saying “Technically, people matter”
John Brown - insane American hero
US hunter gored to death by buffalo he was tracking in South Africa
A very concerned feminine hygiene vending machine
Seahorse ➡️ Sawhorse
Fan sits with the KC crown sitting on his head
It’s the dog from Silence Of The Lambs
Baby elephant hiding behind a pole
Detroit Tigers shortstop Trey Sweeney (Trace Weenie)
Superman kneeling before Zod in Superman 1 (1978)
Vanilla Ice saying yaaaaayyyy
Walking dead Rick “The flagpole, Carl. It has a fucking rope inside it”
Poopen sharten farten in Hindi translates to “full terms and conditions”
Bench toy called a sand digger
Takin Animal
An excerpt from Incidents In The Life Of A Slave Girl (1861) reads: “Mrs. Flint, like many southern women, was totally deficient in energy. She had not strength to superintend her household affairs; but her nerves were so strong, that she could sit in her easy chair and see a woman whipped, till the blood trickled from every stroke of the lash. She was a member of the church; but partaking of the Lord's supper did not seem to put her in a Christian frame of mind. If dinner was not served at the exact time on that particular Sunday, she would station herself in the kitchen, and wait till it was dished, and then spit in all the kettles and pans that had been used for cooking. She did this to prevent the cook and her children from eking out their meagre fare with the remains of the gravy and other scrapings. The slaves could get nothing to eat except what she chose to give them. Provisions were weighed out by the pound and ounce, three times a day. I can assure you she gave them no chance to eat wheat bread from her flour barrel. She knew how many biscuits a quart of flour would make, and exactly what size they ought to be. Dr. Flint was an epicure. The cook never sent a dinner to his table without fear and trembling; for if there happened to be a dish not to his liking, he would either order her to be whipped, or compel her to eat every mouthful of it in his presence. The poor, hungry creature might not have objected to eating it; but she did object to having her master cram it down her throat till she choked.”
Dog looking skeptical
“Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words”
Picture of that guy with the quote “Progress never comes from those satisfied with the failures of a broken system, it comes from those who want to fix the broken system.”
Tyler Herro with jersey saying HERRO
Pope Francis tweeted “Get out of my mentions and delete your account, fuckboy”
Jesus pipe
Llama doll
Etsy post of a suspicious plug saying to make mom’s day
Loki wearing his goat horns hat
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia title screen with “the gang joins an attack plans chat”
Momofuku Tingly Chili Wavy Noodles
Bread bag says Farmhoe
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Owl with a lovely head of curly hair stares at you menacingly
Wiz Khalifa’s head on a loofah brush
A very muddy lion
A werewolf creating a lovely piece of pottery doing his best
A Burger King with smoke coming out
DJT tweet saying He who saves his country does not violate any law and Luigi Mangione is intrigued
Bart: George Bush is the dumbest Homer: You mean the dumbest so far
A striped backpack that looks like a derp face
Ice T and his wife at the harbor