Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
c̾✩
Civil War Daily @civilwardaily.bsky.social Civil War Daily on IG and Threads
J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectible tiara posts click on the original post and repost it so everyone gets shitpaid
her again @cmf111.bsky.social I don’t give a damn about my reputation.
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social child-free cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼
I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev sweng, real far left. opens jars, bakes bread for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk
posts++: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Mister Horse @mrequine.bsky.social Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it
bsky.app/profile/mrequine.bsky.social/search
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social Podcaster, writer, comedian, etc
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social get a load of this guy
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Mary Mayheminem @myevilvalentine.bsky.social Pastry chef, mom to children & pets, married, she/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Here to mess up.
Boops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoin4cyhcue
Beeps: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoim5pia4ou
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
art @fenncc bsky/insta/tmblr
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social General Dad-Type Guy • Political Campaign Manager • School Board Director • Marketer/Media Maker • Scally Cap Enthusiast • Aspiring Eccentric Recluse
Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls
Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social Out of the shadows, a little…
Alt text avi: white greyhound’s peeking over the back of a car seat
Alt text banner: beach scene sand and dune grass against purpley sky
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
@thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social 
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
CoolPurpleBass @coolpurplebass.bsky.social Actual bass(ist). I can fix your printer. Gaming enthusiast. Rhythm game re-enthusiast. VR enjoyer. Frmr depressionista. Freshly liberated. No spoilers, sweetie
he/him/56/MS, USA
niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social not too off-puttingly handsome
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social old enough to no better
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social Absolute Idiot
https://bsky.app/search?author=crunkdriver.bsky.social
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social TIPS: Email me at nhannahjones@nytimes.com or send a Signal nhannahjones.67 //Founder Center for Journalism & Democracy at Howard Univ// Staff writer at NYT Mag// Creator #1619Project// History blerd//Smart and Thuggish
An Space Cat @lazer-cat.bsky.social An space cat whom lasers
Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse
Canamerican
My posts:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22h7qlveuxl2dlvxyp6lbmup/feed/aaah7b7zkxgce
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social 🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social Artist lover, reader, avid dog
bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social Don’t dream it, be it.
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
Sasshole @ridiculoussheri.bsky.social Just your average adorable, fat, disabled, intersectional feminist cat lady being stupid on the internet. I was funny in 2015. 
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social poastin some regular stuff just like regular
erick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social The ghost reading this
https://www.twitch.tv/voltacrow
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
t0, bluer & aloft @azuler0.bsky.social t. naught rides the blue butterfly —
a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social 🐖 Doofus 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Little Kat @awkwardwit.bsky.social human person
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feral…the guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk