Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

6234 Followers 968 Following

(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets

Mon, March 16 at 3:46 PM @schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Ineffective Tech Critics" moderation list
the WOPR computer from the movie WarGames (1983), a square grey box with blinking lights, with a quote bubble of alexis’ post saying “absurd game” a reference to the line “curious game. the only winning move is not to play”
screenshot of 4 Severe Weather Alerts: Flood Watch, Heat Advisory, Air Quality Alert, Alien Invasion
picture of Star Wars action figures from the 80’s. a Hoth rebel trooper, a TIE pilot, and a Han Hoth figure
Picture of a Steam Deck being held by a keyboard stand. It almost looks like a laptop
picture of my hand on top of a Traeger Mitt, which is comically over-sized. there’s at least an inch and a half of extra room for each finger
screenshot of the Traeger app showing the smoker is named Just the Tri Tip
screenshot of two imessages Ok I see the tater salad thing and bro I'm with you but there's no way im stepping into the line of fire with you. Potato salad is absolutely disgusting I'm actually surprised there's so many fans i've had people yelling at me about potato salad for 14 hours
scene from Cast Away where Tom Hanks is struggling to keep his head above the ocean water as he reaches out saying “Jerry! I’m sorry”
headless selfie of me wearing a black tshirt with christmas leaves and bells and text that says “Yippee-ki-yay”
screenshot of a twitter post from @primawesome with the word “cats” replaced with “jazz men” My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his jazz men s ol asked how many jazz men he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new jazz man afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding jazz men to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
bowl with vanilla ice cream on a brownie with dark chocolate sauce on it
Grogu, a green baby Yoda with big eats and dark black eyes, from Star Wars: The Mandalorian. wearing a beige robe in front of a green shrub with a quote bubble of the attached post
screen of two blue iMessages, one says “Whattup man everything okay?” followed my “Gwen says ‘fluorescent lights’”
picture of a warm brownie covered in vanilla ice cream and dark chocolate drizzle
screenshot of the bluesky following tab saying “🔁 Reposted by you”
Picture of pepperoni pizza
three panel meme from the Simpsons of the guy who runs Itchy and Scratchy in a green suit holding up a “ticket” the says “The Simpsons” and saying: “Here are nine great seasons.” Homer, half-smiling: “But there are 37 of them.” (louder) Here are nine great seasons
picture of RAM 32GB Memory Module 32GB PC4 - CL22 ECC ECC -Pin UDIMM
screencap of Seinfeld with Elaine, a brunette woman sitting at a cafe, using her hands to exclaim “there are no jerk stores”
screenshot of a support chat with traeger. Javier says: "Thank you for waiting. I am going to go ahead and send you the missing part. Can you confirm your shipping address, please"
Picture of a Traeger smoker with the lid open revealing an upper grill deck but no main grill. the drip pan under it is visible along with the pellet and smoke stack on the side
satellite images of dirt roads and formations in the sea that appear to spell out “greg”
screenshot of recent searches: brain shart podcast github linux burrito
screenshot of white text on black background that says “breaking bad but they’re muppets”
Picture of Greg, a white guy with black hair making a zoolander blue steel face, wearing a black pink floyd dark side of the moon tshirt with a light beam hitting a prism and showing the rainbow, with the trans flag colors added
picture of a small store, Jane’s Corndogs Fresh Lemonade. outdoor takeout window and old school red and white pin stripe styling
Screenshot of jerry’s post saying “widecat is so back” but the widecat pictures just show “Something new is here. This post has 5 photos. Update your app to see them all.”
Screenshot of an iphone reminder for 104/26 to wish mistress divinity a happy birthday
screenshot of an iphone reminder for 10/6/26 that says “wish two cents a happy birthday”
screenshot of this post with 69 likes
picture of a red box of 100 Grand ice cream bars
picture of me wearing a backwards black hat. i have a patchy gray beard and i’m wearing a brown shirt that says Unsubscribe. my new fence is in the bsckground
Picture of a hand holding a half eaten 100 Grand mini candy bar. caramel/chocolate/crispies in a red wrapper
GIF of Homer Simpson kneeling on grass in front of a mural his mom painted, with a dedication to him: Homer J Simpson. he moves a bush out of the way to reveal his middle name is Jay. “From this moment forth I shall be known as Homer *Jay* Simpson”
Waffle House sign generator saying “TEENAGE MUTANT BINJA GIRTLES”
Doc Brown and Marty McFly in the old west with a quote bubble above trick’s post
picture of a Vogon from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (80’s version?) holding a book with a quote bubble above the quoted post
screenshot of comments on this list, user hadams saying 4 years ago “You are the single most intelligent person on this app” and frances replying “It’s a burden honestly."
screenshot of a bluesky draft that says “can’t, haven’t seen the first 19 matchboxes” from 1h ago
Tiger Woods wearing formalish golf attire of a black sweater vest standing in front of a heavy set older man with a big gray bear wearing a blue shirt and very colorful kaleidoscope pants smoking a cigarette
screenshot of a DM with m where i say “please follow me back”
cartoon Garfield, an orange anthropomorphic cat, smiling contentedly while looking at a poster of himself with a big red circle and slash through it, saying “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”
screenshot of @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social label “Heinz 57”: The user is passionate about harassing Greg about ketchup.
screenshot of my pfp with the “Made over 50 replies yesterday” label
screenshot of TwoSense with the “Made over 50 replies yesterday” label
Crudely drawn Goofy the dog looking deranged and saying “i’ll freaking do it again a-hyuck”
picture of a black cat (Ripley) biting my nose. i’m a white guy with a stubble beard wearing a black baseball cap sitting in a brown recliner
basket with silver forks, the prongs on them are curling inward like a hand
screen grab of a postcard for Homer Simpson that is largely illegible Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but your got a butt that wont Quit. They got those Mo big They petzels he Kerantagra five dollars??!!?? ger outta here widhg
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in a yellow hoodie and a black checkered coat wearing a beanie, with a quote bubble above PK’s post saying “forgot the word for barn and called it a horse house”
screenshot of a breaking news TV program with a picture of TwoSense in front of a car Breaking News ROAD TRIPS MAKE MY BUTT FALL ASLEEP LIVE UPDATES FROM TWOSENSE and an annoying KAPWING watermark i’m too lazy to remove
A blue Barilla whole grain spaghetti box of noodles. There is a fork with noodles wrapped around it. There are some tomatoes and a basil leaf on the noodles
A blue Barilla whole grain spaghetti box of noodles. There is a fork with noodles wrapped around it. There are some tomatoes and a basil leaf on the noodles
a very fluffy black cat with yellow eyes is standing on top of a refrigerator
screenshot of Mistress Caution’s reply saying “FIRST” with a screenshot of her liking the post
screenshot of Scotty, an older gray-haired man with a mustache in a Starfleet uniform. it’s from The Next Generation’s “Relics” when Scotty is dematerialized after being in transporter stasis for 70 years. he looks a bit sad and has a quote bubble above Alexis’ post saying “I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in” …diapers It’s the way he says “diapers” as “diapeppers” that makes this funny and is a very niche nerd joke
Grilled cheese sandwich cur in two, perfect browning and orange melty cheese
screenshot of Miss Minutes from Loki, an orange anthropomorphized clock with arms and legs. she’s smiling with big eyes as she walks along a golden ring of some kind. glimpse of Loki in the background
screenshot of the scene from Say Anything (1989) of John Cusack standing in front of a blue car holding a boombox above his head. my PFP is crudely superimposed over his head and there’s a pizza in a box where the boombox should be