HL @haitchel.bsky.social What if barbie was raised by lesbians 🚬
New account, may keep it, may not. The wind is blowing but that's unrelated.
Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social I am the fire AND the rain.
Which usually means I'm just warm water
She/her
Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, she/they
konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social ✺ Designing ➪ https://konnai.re
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
$kristyclueless
🍂 Shelterkeep 🍂 @wayshelter.bsky.social The Wayshelter (wayshelter.com)
No products, special offers,
memberships, or privileges.
No AI.
Just a random #ActuallyAutistic #Transgender dude,
into #Spirituality #Consciousness #Arts #SCA.
#AuDHD #Disability
Was Monkey Pliers on Twitter until 2020.
inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com it's baseball season
michele. short story writer, inthefade from twitter, probably high
long island forever #isles
free palestine, protect trans kids, she/her
i am to the left of you
http://ihavethatonvinyl.com
sam 🌻 @imabirdplane.bsky.social I'm a plane but I'm also a bird
39, they/them, new yorker
note to self: take 3 deep breaths before you proceed
BleatLemonyPoop @eatlemonypoop.bsky.social "Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is" — Albert Camus
#ReadIshmael
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6rbjtevid5lnk6t7kdhq36gy/feed/aaadcww4nnpf2
Bangarang!: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6rbjtevid5lnk6t7kdhq36gy/feed/aaadcywpluhig
Insatiably Creating @theinsaticritic.bsky.social Solid writing and doodles by a whole bean hipster way down in Houston, TX. Unvarnished opinions, cats and vinyl aplenty. I support #humanvoices, artists and literacy for all. Join the party and fight the machines!
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social Cre-AI-tive thot leader
#auspol
Follow the money for our political parties👇
https://linktr.ee/aec_insights
lia @bejeweledbaddie.bsky.social swiftie since 2014, bi, 20, writer, lover of snoopy, books, olivia rodrigo, ella bright (fan page, not impersonating)
Safe space for everyone
Dms always open
Backup: @liasbackup.bsky.social
40/35 📚
A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social These are the times that try skaters' souls.
I’m just your basic weirdo.
I’m one of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
Moronically entertaining
ADHD af
My kids call me The Dad-alorian
Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert Hayley | 31 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social Come for the “humor”, stay because of Stockholm Syndrome.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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no one @gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social Profile pic credit @toecomics.bluesky.social
answerer of rhetorical questions
i think i’m funny
views are subject to change with new information
eben: the Strategy of Low-Tension @eben2cruisecontrol.bsky.social Communications Degree
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
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Mike O'Connell @mojojojojo.bsky.social frogs, streetart, humor, games
Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social “Usually likeable” @wordfarmer.bsky.social
Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and makes media. Over 40 enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet. FKA Jewan MacGregor
Here for one-on-one human interaction, not performance
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social jewelry maker/artist dm for interest
leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social seagull with a bot in its mouth
@muhree.ing
(not AI, designed by @bside.foo)
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social Raised gifted; non-practicing.
If your reply doesn't have alt text, I won't see it.
🌐 productpicnic.beehiiv.com 💼 UX Design 🟦 Sick of rectangles 🧑 he/him
Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social Here for the hullabaloo.
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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.
Dr Dillo PHD @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
cageyratfish (UTC-7) 🐟🏳️⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social Disabled artist, smalltown fishbum & boat nerd
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
On Unceded Nuučaan̓uɫ Territories
Wild waters, woods, cats, fish...
ALT text = ❤️
banner: sunrise mountain lake. PFP by Mindy Fraser
harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
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darude snowstorm @darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social Committing the "sin of empathy." Fun fact about me is that I always forget every fact about me when I have to write a bio.
"Fix your hearts or die."
Trans rights are human rights
Slava Ukraini
Free Palestine
🅱️anarchymarshmallow @pizzacrickets.bsky.social Free Palestine
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
sam @scadamancer.bsky.social all-around dork
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him. feygeleh & proud 🦩
newsletter:
buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich
contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
Rogs @stev.bsky.social He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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Nebulon Wencelas Gonsalvo Bonzales @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social undiagnosed | awkward cryptid | he/him
Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social Writer (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, etc.)
she/they 
Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Greg Pak @gregpak.net Rhymes with "rock." Comics writer, filmmaker, photojournalist. SUPERNATURAL, PLANET HULK. He/him. @comixaction.com Call your reps (reps.fyi). Stop posting on X.
All my links: gregpak.fyi
(@gregpak.com for work only)
Buy my stuff at gregpakshop.com!
Ashley Shew @ashleyshoo.bsky.social Philosopher of technology. Disabled. Rotationplasty.
Strong opinions and typos argh my urn. Reskeets are not endorsements.
#PhilTech #STS #DisabilityStudies #Cyborg #Bioethics #DisCoTec.
@leela-bits.bsky.social @leela-bits.bsky.social 
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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leela bits bot @leela-bits-bot.bsky.social 
Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social These hips don’t lie
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Shaun @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social God’s favorite little idiot
Nobody’s favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa
only pics https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaadl52o5cknu
Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social I mail art to people if they ask me nicely. Bonus if they mail me back or give money to Help Bolivia. https://helpbolivia.org/
Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social Absolute Idiot
https://bsky.app/search?author=crunkdriver.bsky.social
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Approximate Ghost 🏳️⚧️✨️~* @proxyghost.bsky.social Moldy old transfem, probably studying.
Compsci Major, digital forensics minor, don't ask me I don't know anything 😭
18+ content, will block phobes & provacatuers
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✌️
Occasionally NSFW, always dangerous.
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social 🌈 🌿🐈⬛💉😷 💛 🤍 💜 🖤 🏳️⚧️🍉
WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social That's a salad fork you stupid bitch.
🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social @beneprism.rip's pre-wife and clean n' scrub girl in the killerwhaletank
Semiotics, Assyriology, Kuhn, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Isaac @isaacgordon.com outdoor enthusiast
indoor mega enthusiast
...actually, maybe I just like doors
he/him
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social professional fuckwit, and that is the medical terminology
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Ben McCarthy @benricem.bsky.social Irish, non-binary, maker of apps, taker of photos.
benricemccarthy.com / anilineapps.com
weirder here than everywhere else.
they / them
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇮🇪
post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
liz ten eleven @selectric.space lisbeth fenchurch-cayce mulholland 💚🏳️⚧️⚓️
206 via 401 • amateur quartermaster • she/her
https://selectric.space
never for money, always for love
slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary @shortking.boston threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social You can find me on Mastodon as @maxleibman@beige.party.
https://beige.party/@maxleibman
My newsletter is Overmorrow.
https://overmorrow.tech/
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social “too wholesome to be fun trouble” according to hinge user pat
pro-dessert, sports, sunsets, dogs, books, puzzles, and hallmark movies
anti-veggies and cold weather
news editor/online hollerer/pun maker
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books c̾☽
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social bears and sharks always travel together. just look at them- walking through the wooded forest together, paw in fin. it's on account of their teeth, that makes them "nature's best friends"
Pixies @pixiesofficial.bsky.social Band formed in 1986 in Boston, MA.
Management: contact@kmmltd.com
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social Gray ace, cis, bi. they/he. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 |
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Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social Philly
Recovering Virgo
she/her
Cee @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social Level 39 : Anarchist : Music Lover : Manga Appreciator : Ramen connoisseur : Casual Video Gamer : Body Mod Enjoyer : UK
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com 🦋sre@bsky.team
🐱dad
🪵worker
seattle, wa
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
𐂂 > $ @adollarisworthlessthanabuck.bsky.to 19
pronouns: it/its
referencial terms (ex: this man, this woman, this person): buck/deer
ITpilled lesbian
if something does not make sense, please remember we are intersex and plural
suggestive!
there may be a mean butch here, watch out
its right behind m
Marco @marquells.bsky.social (He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
GenX. Scientist. Humanist.
Esse Quam Videri
Sic Semper Tyrannis
↙️↙️↙️
Doctor eval() @doctor-eval.com If it ain’t trance I don’t dance.
Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
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He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
Ali @grissallia.bsky.social Professional nerd. Mood whiplash generator. Three coffees in a trenchcoat. Australian. Spouse. Parent. AuDHD. Pronouns: she/her/they/them.
Uncanny Ex-man.
I contain multitudes. In my defence, I was pretty hungry.
Alex Remington @alexremington.bsky.social Atlanta baseball fan. Music lover. American Jew.
🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social Kinda ok pediatrician
Adjunct Professor
Defend Public Health - Ohio
Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social I'll write a bio later. Eventually. Probably.
just my thoughts:
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. 🏳️🌈 Ally .
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VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI —> PHX —> SD
Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social Was on Fark.com the night a guy got one of his kiwifruits stuck in the slats of a wooden chair thereby becoming a legend.
Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social Actor/Writer. Previously: Head writer / Fact Checker for Dropout’s Um, Actually… Jack Handey enthusiast. Yeah I was in that anti-Trump weirdo PSA.