šŸ• L.T. Vargus, disgraced authoršŸ•

@ltvargus.bsky.social

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Lex is my name, eating soup is my game Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg

Lady in plaid pants and a pink jem and the holograms tee
high school freshman girlies circa 1997
Siamese mix cat staring intently with his face uplit by a lamp
child LT wearing novelty googly eye glasses
Cornbread waffles on a blue plate
Potato chip bag with description ā€œsalt dusted ridges make this chip a true alpha in the snack kingdomā€
ayam cemani rooster
a western coachwhip snake in a lovely pink/red color
A Siamese/Ragdoll mix cat named Ghost
Two ripe apricotsā€¦ or are they? You have to sniff them to find out
Pile of whole hot dogs in a food processor
lady in a rainbow cat dress and a cardigan
lamprey attached to glass
a sad and broken creamsicle
Jem and the Holograms - she's truly truly truly outrageous
Saved by the Bell Logo that says HONEY I SHIT MY PANTS instead
compartment style lunch tray with a spork, rice, milk carton, chicken, fruit, and veggies
janella monae in a dress made of moss and cords and circuitry
an elderly minpin naps with his tongue out
burger king logo that says "i'm doing something" and then 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers and 155 taters
woman in an outfit consisting of platform heels, black pencil skirt, red fur coat, big red hat, and a black corset with stuffed elmo heads over the boobs
a pair of bright yellow boots that look like a cross between crocs and cartoon moon boots
a drawing of a cartoonish cat with black fur and yellow eyes holding scissors in its mouth
the letters B-O-O-B-S with nipples drawn on the Bs and Os
a dark haired woman in a black and red stripe wiggle dress with lace overlay on the bodice and chunky hook and eye trim up the back
screenshot from a wendy's ad for the new spicy chicken sandwich and the bun looks more like BUNS if you know what I mean and I think you do... dat ass doe
a slice of banana cream pie with whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top
a whale with a speech bubble quoting the skeet above
ad photo of biz stain eliminator
fiskars scissors
a hand holding a can of sprite
product photo of an oreo blizzard from DQ
product photo of a jar of cheez whiz
an ad for oscar mayer hot dogs with a hand grabbing a loaded glizzy
a shark poking his head above water
buffalo bill from silence of the lambs in a kimono
a raven with its beak wide open
dune parody poster that says DUNE DUNE DUNE, Lookin' out my back door
a photo of elvis presley with clthulhu's face edited over it
Genie from Aladdin looking saucy with a speech bubble quoting the skeet below
a siamese cat giving startled side-eye
a series of photos showing a siamese mix cat staring out a kitchen window and then looking startled at the camera
medieval artwork showing a man getting handsy with a woman and she's like ewwww no.
man in gingham apron flipping meat on a grill with metal tongs
green and white road sign that says Welcome to Embarrass, Minnesota
sleeping pigeon
scientific american article screenshot with the headline "we may have discovered the world's oldest butthole"
an adorable 80s child posing with a giant pumpking
box of nabisco cheese nips crackers
A bright orange book cover from Dr. Seuss's Horton Hears a Who photoshopped to read Horton Hears a Hoobastank
the babadook looms over a small child in a bed and yells LET ME IN!
three speed skaters in a row competing in the team pursuit event
still from meatloaf's "I'd do anything for love" music video with a klondike bar photoshopped in
two sugar dusted homemade pączki with bavarian cream filling on a blue plate