Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social Perfected cells have escaped the single dog trap. We are immortal.
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
Deloris @deloris40.bsky.social Photographer & Runner -
Interests: books, sports, art, graffiti/street art, cemeteries, and abandoned structures.
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social Still a mess (she/her)
Trying to work, parent, live, enjoy (not in that order)
Aotearoa | New Zealand
nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn
Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social Can we not
JSlow @jslow.bsky.social 5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
King Bea Arthur @schickfu.bsky.social 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇱🇧
Just some guy.
He/him
Radical leftist and radical lefthander.
King O Frod.
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Sweet Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social Robot zombie hillbilly flapper
Beaucoup des postes de merde
🇨🇦 She/her
powerful matthew @mmmtorbs.bsky.social weeping… in a car
new EP!: https://weepcar.bandcamp.com/album/hopeless-romantic-nihilism
he/him
tulsa idiot
Nora Moth 📓🩷💜💙🔓 @anagramically.bsky.social Gossip, rumors, and official pronouncements from the Mayor’s Office in a small unnamed town, that cannot be found on any map and is, apparently, fictional.
Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social he/him
Be careful what you put in your head
#ToddRundgren
🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social Athens, GA, bikes, exploded views, stuff, things. No pasarán. he/him.
𓆱٩ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ @impossibear.bsky.social im just a bear with a gas powered stick
previously 🐼
Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social Last one here, first one to leave.
Viv @v.milcom.in Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Tom Macy🏳️🌈 @tommymacyv.bsky.social
FUN! 🌻🌹🌷/ 📸/ 🐶/ JOY, jokes, snark & hot men SFW. Fix ur photos free. DM 4 DMCA. Your follow means you'll engage w/ my posts😘. 🚫CRYBABIES 🚫auto follow-backs 🚫POLITICS 🚫Ai 🚫LISTS 🚫STARTER PACKS W/O APPROVAL 🚫RELIGION
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. 🏳️🌈 Ally .
Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI —> PHX —> SD
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social Death Enthusiast
https://tripwreck.com
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social Vocalist for Safe From Harm
Pod MMA 🐋
Vincenzo @vincenzzzo.bsky.social Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django
Personal account for goofing around with friends.
Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social In actual reality I’m Sarah J.M. Cox, South Carolina worker-side employment, civil rights, and appellate attorney and general PITA. Disabled af. Literally everything I post is legal advice.
GFarquart @gfarquart.bsky.social Retired nurse/librarian. NO DMs 💀⚰️8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣⚰️💀
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️⚧️🧷
𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69
𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh
🔗 robertmanchild.com
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social Comedian/award-winning game maker/writer/voice artist #AuDHD (he/him)
Photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
https://www.guykelly.co.uk
Marco @marquells.bsky.social (He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
GenX. Scientist. Humanist.
Esse Quam Videri
Sic Semper Tyrannis
↙️↙️↙️
Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social A god damned delight and don’t you forget it. Libs: proceed with caution.
Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.
J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social Actor, poet, reader, writer, daydreamer. Bowie fan. Kindness rules. Share art daily. No bio, no follow. Proud Canadian
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social I post cool things that I find in the forest. 🌳 Unreliable identifier of mushrooms, plants and insects.
Photos by me. Posting from the Netherlands. She/her.
wormp @wormposting.bsky.social bored of being esoteric im normal now
solidarity is sacred 🌹☘️
last.fm/user/wormposting
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
ピエロギャル @labluegrrrl.bsky.social Queer/fat/sexy/neurodivergent streamer
Fraysexual Demigal
Leftist
Shitposter
40yo Virgin
Hates fascists, luvs lasagna
🤍VHS 📼
Clown/+18 Cam Girl
Nunchucker
BeyBlader
Blackbelt 🥋
ProWrestling Photographer
Film Archivist
https://joystick.tv/u/labluegrrrl
Michael A. Stackpole 🇺🇦 @michaelastackpole.bsky.social Award-winning writer and game designer. Author of the New York Times bestselling Rogue Squadron and I, Jedi (among 60+ others). https://ko-fi.com/michaelastackpole and
https://linktr.ee/michaelastackpole
Coach @coacharming.bsky.social Doofus.
I am a giant sports and old alt rock nerd.
SDSU Jackrabbits\Chargers\Lakers\Chelsea\Coventry City\Tar Heels fan
Huge fan of R. E. M., Pearl Jam, and other stuff in that era.
Average Joe @minimaljoe.bsky.social Keep it simple | Girl dad | Cat guy | Bellingham, WA
Derek Hawkins @wrytersblockdh.bsky.social Failed writer. Long-suffering Beta reader/editor. Shenaniggator Extraordinaire.
Charlotte Sanguine @knaveryesque.bsky.social Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they. Newly obsessed with Hazbin Hotel, which is reminding me I love musicals.
Cis-het Flavored Cat Food @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
ghostmeow @ghostmeow.bsky.social
BippityBoppityBong @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social
Paulie in the Act of Existing (BillsFan Edition 1-0) @yopauliefl.bsky.social Certified Bsky Elder—Serial Number 144,132
Disney/Trek/Wars/Marvel/BSG/LEGO
GoBills/Cards/Sabres/Cuse/Tigahs/Panthers/Coast Guard Academy
Failed Disney Animator
Niche Internet Microcelebrity.
Don’t be an Ally. Be an Advocate. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
He/him
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. 34. Afraid of ants (they’re too small)
Purely Gelatin Bean: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakv65524k3k
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social "the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point, however, is to change it"
its hard out here for a soulful white boy (im comfortable in my cis/hetness call me any pronouns idgaf)👈👈😎 im just here to vibe with the homies 😎👉👉 MDNI
"Stumpus Well" @philipmarks87.bsky.social I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him
Probably reading something good📚💙
#art #charcoal #chalk
Prints available here:
https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/
Your Friend Paulie @ohhipaulie.bsky.social Noted Batman Enthusiast. Michigander. Resident vegan. 🔞
Co-host and contributor on the I Read Comic Books Podcast.
Mid 40s | He/Him
https://ko-fi.com/ohhipaulie
https://linktr.ee/OhHiPaulie
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Goodoratio @goodhoratio.bsky.social Actor /Artist /Writer/Daddy
Lvl 52 ~ Minimalist/Humanist/Humorist
Recovered Beat Poet
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️safe; 🔞No Minors, DNI
📍NYC
Ducky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social GenX as fuck. Riding my own melt. No one sings like you anymore…
https://ngl.link/justducky2
Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social I’m just an emo kid that grew up into an emo adult. She/Her
Green Bay, WI
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf3c5zlq3qs
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
husky @husky888.bsky.social Idealist, Fantast, Dreamer
brad (normal mode) @bradicality.bsky.social i'm just here to horse around. All statements and opinions are my employer's and they made me say them
☭
Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social Actor. Improviser. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
Elder emo millennial
Things I've said that people have liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wjmeia2arquax3e6kipjmbth/feed/top-skeets
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social | http://horrormode.com | they/them | trans rights | horror | movies | horror movies | occasional jokes | LLM hater | Certified Stupid Account
https://ko-fi.com/mxdshipwreck if you like me <3
🔥Hells Bells Heather🔔 @moonsandstars91.bsky.social I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but then you'd just fall in love. Liberal Woke Bitch your parents warned you about. 💙 I love NFL (Cowboys) & WWE wrestling. True crime enthusiast. I smoke lots of weed. 💚
Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social Artist, atheist, autistic, disabled. Living on my home planet, O'ahu.
Don’t follow me if all you post is politics. I have more than enough followers. I need art, music, history, and amusement.
No DMs unless I know you or have requested you DM me.
SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025
British Citizen
CSA trafficking survivor
I love cheese
I used to be funny
Autistic Stoner
I'm an ASSHOLE
The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Fuck Pedolph Shitler
He/him
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone hi im maia a.k.a. bones
welcome to my zone
i am over 30 and very tired
she/her
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol “i’d never sell out for clout” not me playboy i’ll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social I like animals, rad stuff, art, grilling, baked goods and women (she/her faggot)
Beebsoup makes the sweetie work, baby
dandelion biscuit and strawberry jam
Tilde Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh is my full name
OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social buttprog connoisseur
⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social 33 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
Amberino @nellieadjacent.bsky.social waiting for someone to teach me how to dougie
Mike Miller @popartcartoonz.bsky.social Perfectly normal earth person
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gpjnuuqakdrkxzgijj235omr/feed/aaanuc7jggzti
Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Cilantro activist.
Creator of Verbatim: Video Editor (iOS).
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out
Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social Writer, historian, Muse, and Magician. Mama bear of all the weird kids. Rainbow witch 🌈 AuDHD, cPTSD. N95 enthusiast. My husband looks fantastic in a dress. CA and Venmo: KellySMcGonigal
Janky Pulitzer @janky.isgoodat.sex mature audiences only
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social ima 🐝 that wears 👒 outfits and loves 🖤💛 the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never reflect on my employer
*my dms often dont work, app thinks im in ohio
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️🎃🍁 @brusowrites.bsky.social I like food
I enjoy words
Music is love
ACAB
AI needs to be destroyed
ICE agents need to start dying. Kill the Nazis, fuck punching them, it’s time.
My menu entries:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o
@rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social Huckster and charlatan. Underachiever. Constructive critic.
🎃The Scoobstance🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Miles Klee 🦉 @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
kali @kali-ber.bsky.social Minnesotan writer, artist, gardener, always cooking • applying to law schools • horseless horse girl • anti-capitalist, socialist, queer
“if it might all work out, then we have things to do” •͜•
midgie @midgie.bsky.social we printed him a little hat
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Dr. Uncle Beard 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social Doctor, author, podcaster, bear in Yorkshire. Dr Who crossword blog #CrypticWho https://crypticwho.com/, Podcast https://www.doctordilf.co.uk/(He/Him/His) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️