Ben Collins

@bencollins.bsky.social

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Senior Vice President of Woke 5

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Homer's drunk note to Marge that starts with "Maybe it's the beer talking Margue but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here kdajsfbdjhfbkasjhdfba!?!?!?!?! get outta hererwejndslfk."
Sachs believed that the new administration was undermining patient care by making hiring and contract decisions based on political connections. Thompson and Robertson in turn accused Sachs of being financially extravagant, incompetent, and dictatorial. As Sachs resigned from the sanitarium he had worked tirelessly to build, Frank Billings, one of the most respected physicians in the city, called Robertson “utterly unqualified.” On April 2, 1916, Sachs committed suicide. For reformers and the medical establishment, Sachs was a martyr to grotesque political corruption. Although The Republican, a propaganda sheet literally published in an office in City Hall, sneered that suicide “occasionally has been a haven of moral cowards who preferred the shelter of death to public exposure of their shortcomings,” Robertson took a less confrontational tone after Sachs’s death. Still, he refused to step down.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
Robertson worked to cut down on public spitting.[12]
An image that looks like Luka Doncic was just signed to a four-year extension that says "Luka Doncic's Ex-Fiancee Drops CHILD SUPPORT CASE."
Riley Gaines posing with Sophie Cunningham along with the caption "Little girls belong!" presumably on Epstein Island.
TexasPatriot07: There is no available info on the new corporate entity that finances alex jones. All searches list only Onion who owns the old InfoWars. nothing on who owns the new/replacement studio.
James Carville zooming into Fox News from a throne to complain about David Hogg.
Spongebob "One Hour Later..." meme
Lollapalooza schedule showing Sidepiece at 7:30, Smashing Pumpkins at 8:30 and Mustard at 10:10.
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Graham Platner Announces He's a Right Wing Free Speech Guy Now
Tim Robbins turns to ayahuasca after feeling 'consumed by anger' over cancel culture
Description You’ll set the playbook for how InfoWars shows up across platforms and direct a roster of writers and creators to execute it at the speed the internet demands, all while also making sure the trains are running. We are building a vibrant content slate with many contributors, so success means creating a unified tone of voice with many different inputs and having the judgment to know which risks are worth taking. This is a fast-paced job with high levels of autonomy and responsibility.
USA Today: RFK Jr. will host a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
Why Chili’s Isn’t Going ‘All In’ on AI The restaurant chain has made a turnaround analysts call remarkable. A reinvestment in basic, foundational tech is part of the reason, says its CIO.
chud: My parents are kicking me out. former InfoWars host: Come on InfoWars.
In fact, your credit score could ultimately improve. Samuel Antill, an assistant professor at the Harvard Business School, said his research shows most people's credit scores recover within a year of filing and usually improve from there. "People don't understand how good of a deal bankruptcy is," Antill said.
Alex Jones saying there's going to be a national draft in 3 weeks.
To me, you will always be the guy who understood the internet the best because you saw its worst parts, and still held out hope for something better. How do you think the internet has evolved, and how do you think about covering it through The Onion now versus when you left NBC? It’s reverting, at least for young people, to something closer to what was exciting about the internet 10 to 15 years ago—a means to an end to meet people in real life. That’s how I moved to New York, met my friends, discovered music and movies I never would have found. It destabilized culture in a way that let me exist functionally for the first time. Then people got the wrong idea—that being on the computer all day was the point. It never was. The internet helped me understand a world that had seemed vacuous and weird. Now we’re back in a place where the people who consolidated the internet seem to think the goal is to keep us on the computer feeding the machine. I don’t think that’s what people want. For us it’s the opposite: How do we get you back into real life using the information? The Onion, at the end of the day, is a really good sentence generator for the real world—the distillation you can say in the elevator. We want people out in the world talking to each other again—which is part of why we have almost 83,000 people getting a physical newspaper in their mailbox again this month. We view the internet as a means to an end to get people into The Onion in real life. Dominating ChatGPT is not the goal.
A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.
Absolute insane QAnon shit about a human-pig hybrid with the InfoWars logo on it.
A Wall Street Bets post showing a user losing a half-million dollars just on SpaceX stock with the title "Elon has ruined me."
One night after an unsuccessful gig at the Cheetah club in Venice, Los Angeles, where the band emptied the entire room of patrons after playing just ten minutes, they were approached and enlisted by music manager Shep Gordon, who saw the band's negative impact that night as a force that could be turned in a more productive direction.
At an early age Stevens was entrusted by his father with the family business affairs, and in 1821 at the age of 26 he assumed full responsibility for the Stevens estate in Hoboken and other properties. Also in 1821, he developed the "Jeef Beef," a cast-iron plow with a curved moldboard and replaceable heel piece. The plow was popular among New Jersey farmers. He went on to design many other technological innovations, such as the “twohorse dump wagon” for New York City; the "closed fireroom” system of forced draft for his family's steamboat fleet; and the "vestibule car" for the Camden and Amboy Railroad.[2]
Alex Jones to Joe Rogan, 8:15.30 a.m.: I am getting contacted by folk saying you talked about a text I sent where I talked about drinking and said I was sorry. Alex Jones to Joe Rogan, 8:16.36 a.m.: If true that’s fine but please don’t talk about the privet drinking to much stuff. My X will blow it up. Alex Jones to Joe Rogan, 8:17.32 a.m.: I am a new person and do value our old friendship and would like to regain your respect! Alex Jones to Joe Rogan, 8:18.02 a.m.: I am sorry I went to far before and ask you not to hurt me for it… Rogan replies to the texts through a different phone number on the afternoon of Dec. 13, 2019. Joe Rogan to Alex Jones, 4:21.49 p.m: Hey brother you texted my old number. I didn’t say anything bad about you, in fact I gave you credit for being right about a lot of shit including these Chinese monkey pig hybrids. I might have mentioned you drinking, but it was just as an excuse for you. If you don’t want me to mention it again I won’t. Hope all is well. Alex Jones to Joe Rogan, 4:26.50 p.m.: Thanks
A background character from Zoolander on WaPo's How Do You Do Fellow Kids? podcast.
Trump grasps for votes in New York: 'What do you have to lose?'
On a recent Tuesday afternoon, the CEO of the satirical publication The Onion received an emailed invite to what he described as a prominent right-wing billionaire’s “blood boy conference” in San Diego next year. “Look, call me old-fashioned, I like my own blood,” Ben Collins tells PEOPLE on a call after viewing the invitation. “I don’t need a little boy’s blood in me — at any moment, actually. But, especially right now, I feel pretty good.”
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NEWS: Todd Blanche told @SenatorDurbin "I made a mistake" on the Trump/IRS settlement and the anti-weaponization fund, per Durbin who just exited the meeting.
Two long-ass Finnish words over a woman cross country skiing on grass.
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas. No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers. At her side, a pink rolling bag. Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours. “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
a tweet from Trump saying he's making a "Speech to the Nation" at 9 p.m. ET on Thursday.
Face/Off movie poster
Elon Musk and Sam Altman fighting about things both of them are lying about.
Bart looking at a malk carton captioned "Charles Bassey?"
All Jackass movies ranked by their Rotten Tomatoes critical score (Tomatometer), starting with the best:Jackass: Best and Last (2026) – 94%Jackass Forever (2022) – 86%Jackass 3 (2010) – 67%Jackass: Number Two (2006) – 66%Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) – 61%Jackass: The Movie (2002) – 49%
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024
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The Onion Commentary One Day I Woke Up And There Were Two Of Me By Drew Scott, Co-Host Of Property Brothers Published: July 9, 2026 Growing up, I was always encouraged to be myself. I was taught that every person is different, and that our uniqueness is a great gift. This firm sense of self served me well as I embarked upon a career as a real estate agent, home renovator, and TV personality. But my whole identity was challenged the morning I woke up and there were two of me. That day changed the way I think about everything.
Rachel Reeves, who as Chancellor of the Exchequer had to appoint Farage as Steward of the Manor of Northstead before the by-election could go ahead, said on social media: "If [Farage] wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him".[66] Binface received a surge of support from activists after announcing his candidacy, raising more than £15,000 in donations in a day, which he described as akin to a "fever dream". He said he hoped to appeal to voters from all sides of the political spectrum and said he could even court the immigrant vote, given he was "the ultimate alien".[63]
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Lisa Rubin @lawofruby NEW: Late last night, Trump’s new lawyer told SDNY Judge Lew Kaplan that E. Jean Carroll is not entitled to disbursement of the first $5 million-plus jury award. Why? Because he has a pending petition for rehearing at SCOTUS, which denied cert last month.
Döpfner's Bid for Bari As media moguls descend on Sun Valley, Status has learned that the Axel Springer chief had approached Bari Weiss with a nine-figure offer at the last billionaire retreat.
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones · 15h BREAKING VIDEO: As The Murder Trial Of Tyler Robinson For The Assassination Of Charlie Kirk Begins In Utah, JESSE ON FIRE Makes His Case That Kirk Is Still Alive & Well, Running TPUSA From The Sidelines! @realjesseonfire @AJNlive 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE X STREAM NOW:
Have you heard anything from Alex Jones since launching the parody? Not from Alex, but his son Rex (don’t worry, he’s like 30) said “It’s yours now” on social media, while complaining that we made a bad business decision. He’s right about the first thing and couldn’t be more wrong about the second thing. Gotta give him credit: being 50-percent correct on anything is a huge improvement for the Jones empire. What do you envision true success looking like for The Onion’s takeover of InfoWars? Total world domination. No frog left straight.
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The signing of the Declaration of Independence, featuring at least five George Washingtons, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Jesus, a Klansman, and Uncle Sam.
He then got to the big story of the night: Exclusive footage of Alex Jones exploding in his SUV after eating too many Whataburgers. He took calls, including one from Tim from Toledo, who viewers quickly figured out was comedian Tim Robinson. Tim from Toledo insisted that Jones had been dead before the supposed explosion — that he’s a character, like James Bond or Bozo the Clown, who is periodically replaced. Heidecker kept in character as he derided Tim from Toledo’s theory, with the caller eventually spouting back, “I will not be told this, that I’m full of shit. I reject that!”
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Collins didn’t want to give away too much of the new stuff before it goes live Thursday. But the new Infowars will maintain The Onion’s sharp satire sprinkled with shock value. Collins said there will be a section selling a penis flattening device, a fake “pro oxygen” supplement pill that the host claims can replace breathing, as well as an extended debate on how many Bozo the Clowns there are.
Phrogging: Hider in My House