Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · Jul 30 This is a very good job that'll be a little hard. You're basically running point on an omnichannel comedy network for aspiring paranoiacs that will turn into a cult of its own. Apply or tell your smartest friend to apply. There's a war on for your mind and we need a John Brown.
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Caffeine addiction optional?
I heard the previous lead quit because of editorial interference by Bryce Tetraeder. Any truth to that?
if you need a guy to raise a small army and kill some assholes and then die, i'm your guy i'm afraid i'm not much good at the thing with the comedy tho
can we apply not for the social media lead but to be leaders in the cult? I am a very convincing person.
Birds aren't real.
“There's a war on for your mind and we need a John Brown.” Poetry.
Prior experience must include gazing into the abyss, preferred that the abyss has gazed into you.
Ben: I'm in.
If you go far left enough you get your Infowars back and John Browns a hero? Wait...
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JOHN BROWN, YOU SAY?
If only I were in Chicago or LA… :(
Wait, you want someone whose body will lie amoldering?
I wonder if @samreich.bsky.social has anyone he could recommend for the role?
How willing are you to pay in Hog Water
Can you hire me as a terrible sketch artist? Here's my portfolio www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalle...
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Harpers Ferry John Brown?
My name is not John Brown, but I am applying anyway.
What’s your companies policy on branding?
Me in one year training new hires
consider: bsky.app/profile/kels...
Ben I have some really good ideas about omnichannel. Have you heard of AI? We could do things with that, somehow. HMU Im available to start now
I'm not a good fit for the position, but I'm getting closer and closer to the john Brown part.
Get paid to be too online and troll paranoid morons... AND SELL OUT?!
Y'all looking for any paid, performance advertising experts?
But not “a lying moldering in the grave”. Def no moldering allowed during GT-Onion-IW’s business hours,
Any chance you need editors, motion graphics artists, or VFX artists?
Just give the elf the job, jesus
I am absolutely unqualified for this job, and I am BITTERLY disappointed by that fact.
Can we be a Harriet Tubman instead of a John Brown? I mean, she *did* survive.
Is the experience "Costuming Program Coordinator" for then-Phoenix Comicon count for this job? It sounds like riding herd on a bunch of creative weirdos for a large audience would fit. LOL, but, I'd 100% apply.
Salary is absolute shit . Typical explotative capitalist just hire your goofy ass GF
I simply wouldn't have the skills, please remove me from your target list of candidates.
I’ll reup my standing application that you hire me but don’t pay me and I don’t do any work, it’s a common and successful model on the right that our side should emulate
This sounds AMAZING
Bsky can staff this or it can’t be staffed
Hire someone from Gavin Newsom’s team. They get it.
Any need for influencers/CC's to parrot opinions/shill for you? Pros: Can't shut up Full of Justifiable rage No felonies (Open to suggestions) Frustratingly Attractive Cons: Won't work w/ practicing Phoenicians Never learned how to read Pretty Stupid Can't shut up Will work for meat &/or souls
okay, but can i still block 65,000 people?