Brian Caron

@acornbrain.bsky.social

272 Followers 413 Following

Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4 Sometimes I paint: www.briancaron.com

Picture of (believe it or not, full bred American foxhound) sitting up on her hind legs begging for pets, or more likely, food.
Gif from Fantastic Mr Fox, Fox makes a gesture around his face and says "different"
Pee Wee bot replies to me with: "Where are they hosing you down?"
Burned tomato paste in a pan
Still from the PBS program The Woodrights Shop
Photo sent to me of a bag of lemonade flavored potato chips
Close up picture of a can of Dale's pale ale
Lewis from the Drew Carey show jumps fully clothed into a giant clear tank of beer
Still frame from Liam Lynch, United States of Whatever, guitarist in front of American flag
Photo of a beer in a pint glass with red markings that show the level of ounces (and milileters) as well as the recipes for various classic drinks including margarita, Alexander, martini, tom Collins, daiquiri, Manhattan, and whisky sour.
Fry from Futurama thinks he's a robot and says "no knife can penetrate my skintanium armor"
Cousin Eddie asks Clark "Are you serious?"
The "Distracted boyfriend" meme, sans text
Said pizza, cooked
Photo of pre-cooked pizza, green peppers on the left, mushrooms on the right
Gizmo
Photo of said stew
Ross slow claps in appreciation
Photo of a bottle of Troegs lager beer
Screenshot of draft that reads "I'm a pretty simple guy - I think #hashtag is funny."
New band name, I call it
Cover art for Kim Deal's album Nobody Loves You More
The Flaming Lips (2023) performing the album Yoshimi vs the Pink Robots
Screenshot of a scene from Laverne and Shirley, Shirley is wearing a red plaid suitcase
Photo of me at the rally holding the sign. Sunny day but a tad chilly and windy
Homemade protest sign depicting Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons and the text WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Lenny and Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley
The Crystal hot sauce logo
Photo of my old dog, a brindle colored mutt.
Acrylic painting of a motel at night with a neon sign signifying vacancy
A seated Ross starts slow clapping in appreciation
Olive oil in a cast iron pan that I thought resembled an early 90's ska or hip hop album cover
A man sitting on a couch starts slow clapping in appreciation
Photo of a dorky guy pretending to yell loudly behind a pane of thick glass on the deck of a cruise ship
Photo of homemade pizza
Post by me stating that cold cheese is healthy and melted cheese isn't
Cartoon boy with backpack and yellow T-shirt points and says "I'm in"
Album cover for The Beastie Boys Ill Communication
Photo of a grey and white kitten in a Christmas tree
Acrylic painting of Santa Claus lost in fog
"Karate Fish!" 2003, acrylic on illustration board
Kramer from Seinfeld states: Love the Drake
Crayon drawing of Santa standing in front of a Christmas tree with presents
John Belushi sneaking on campus in Animal House
Vital Information Necessary Centralized
Moe from The Simpsons shakes his fist in the air and shouts "You bunch of ungrateful ingrates!"
Image of the poster from the movie Mystic Pizza
Photo of wooden cross shaped Christmas lawn ornaments
A skeptical Fry from Futurama asks "if they're so hot, why are they single?"
Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia gestures to his conspiracy board.
Still from Seinfeld where George asks Jerry "Who cares about eyebrows?" and Jerry shrugs
"Over Land, Under Stars" Acrylic painting of a robot traversing a field at night
Scene from Back to the Future when Marty has just finished his guitar solo and says "Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
A pumpkin that I carved into a jack o'lantern then photographed then fed photo through a stylistic filter
Image of what a rainbow would look like to people with different forms of color blindness
Meme of Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld captioned: It's improper, problematic, highly suspicious!
"Republicans don't want to shut down the government. They want to END this stalemate so they can get back to the important work of CRIPPLING the government." Stephen Colbert 10/12/13