thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social (he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes
it can always get worse๐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
'dro๐ฐ @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
Amberino @nellieadjacent.bsky.social paying you with a cheese wheel to teach me how to dougie
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social Journalist - Deciphering misinformation and disinformation on Fox
JulietJeske #๐ฆ Newsletter/Podcast at Substack
http://linktr.ee/DecodingFoxNews
http://decodingfoxnews.substack.com
http://patreon.com/decodingfoxnews
Pandy Fackler ๐ @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social MA LING, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, whereโs my money Elon
Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility, bad jokes
datapoems.io โข lukesteuber.com โข bipolarsky
Trรถegs Brewing @troegsbeer.bsky.social Founded in PA in 1996 by brothers John and Chris Trogner, Trรถegs is driven by a sense of adventure and curiosity. 100% independent.
MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social ๐ฆ
SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUAL ๐ฅฉ CARNIVORE ๐๏ธ STUDENT OF ROME โ๏ธ I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE LEGITIMACY OF SALES TAX
Syreeta @phantomsspleen.bsky.social head chog
she/her
brain pipes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaeb4v2jnfxy
fails (better): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaecg2eemgu4
๐ฅ @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you donโt โlikeโ my post, I wonโt like your reply.
The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 4 year old nephew. He/Him.
Elected Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljauep2xxlkhqol5lj5vivyo/feed/top-skeets
รฆmษ's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social Weird (and a ghost).
99% Invisible @99pi.org Long running, award winning narrative podcast about all the thought that goes into things most people donโt think about.
www.99pi.org
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skรกld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
๐B๐ @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me ๐ท https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
FRONTLINE @frontlinepbs.bsky.social Award-winning documentaries, podcasts and digital reporting that question, explain and change our world. We answer to no one but you.
Explore our storytelling on PBS or online at pbs.org/frontline, YouTube and in the PBS App.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐คฃ๐ฅง๐ผ๐ @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Blue Fairylicious Girl๐ง @bluesnowflake.bsky.social Save Democracy eat a TACO ๐ 2547๐
#NotMyPresident
Non-Practicing American
โIโm just a silly girlโ.
Laughing instead of crying ๐งโโ๏ธ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social Just a guy
๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ @sundaedivine.lol Life is weird - letโs laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. Publicist. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor. Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.๐
amberkitty ๐โโฌ @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social Economics editor at The Bulwark. MS NOW (formerly MSNBC) anchor.
Previously WaPo op-ed columnist and NYT reporter.
Econ, politics, immigration, tax, etc. + occasional theater nerdery.
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Miles Taylor @milestaylor.bsky.social Ex natโl security official. NYT bestselling author. Was โAnonymousโ โ now encouraging people to take their masks off. Also, aspiring Ghostbuster. Speaking out daily @ www.DEFIANCE.News
Boo! Bootsy ๐ป @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Bellingcat @bellingcat.com Bellingcat is a global collective uncovering facts to hold power to account. Our work is independent. Our methods are public. Our community is global.
Want to support our charity? bellingcat.com/donate
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social A Canadian cartoonist/filmmaker, Mr. Annable is the creator of the Grickle Channel, and co-director of Laikaโs The Boxtrolls. Represented by Hansen Literary.
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle๐ @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. โ๐ฝโค๏ธ๐ถ๐ผ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Paul @grommit56.bsky.social Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, Oxford commas, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Daniel Dale @ddale8.bsky.social Iโm a senior reporter at CNN.
Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe.bsky.social Author of MOTHERLAND: A Feminist History of Modern Russia, from Revolution to Autocracy. A finalist for the National Book Award.
DC correspondent at Puck.
All views my own.
Joolia Ghoulia @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist โ #horror maven โ investigator of the #paranormal โ recovering YouTube creator โ perpetrator of shenanigans โ a poke in the third eye ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
The Guardian @theguardian.com The need for independent journalism has never been greater. Become a Guardian supporter https://support.theguardian.com
๐บ๐ธ Guardian US https://bsky.app/profile/us.theguardian.com
๐ฆ๐บ Guardian Australia https://bsky.app/profile/australia.theguardian.com
The Boston Globe @bostonglobe.com New England's leading source for breaking news and analysis.
bostonglobe.com
From The West Meadow @fromthewestmeadow.com Trying to make cool shit
Some of my favorite releases:
http://matrix.fromthewestmeadow.com
dreamnet.fromthewestmeadow.com
cancelled.fromthewestmeadow.com
http://fish.fromthewestmeadow.com:6177
Portfolio:
https://meadowfolio.bisks.net
Popular Science @popsci.com Demystifying our weird world since 1872. Learn something new every day.
Read all about it: http://www.popsci.com/
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable โข youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic โข youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social โข The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon โข bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health ๐บ๐ฒ๐ต๐ท
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
โ๏ธ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฆ
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Artisan cheesemonger.
He/him/his
Fitzyโs Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
Nick Confessore @nickconfessore.bsky.social Reporter for @NYTimes, staff writer at @NYTmag.
Midge @midge.bsky.social Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Pablo Torre @pablo.show ๐ฅ https://www.youtube.com/@pablotorrefindsout
๐ง https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pablo-torre-finds-out/id1685093486
๐ฉ www.pablo.show/about
Marl @marlebean.bsky.social If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
๐๐๐๐ ๐ชท @waggingtale.bsky.social Woman of a certain rage. Mom of @samadog.bsky.social. Art, jazz, solitude. Sic semper tyrannis. Probably having a day.
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head ๐ค๐ป
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Tim ๐จ๐ฆ @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
โฅ๏ธ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
๐ Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
๐ My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
๐ซCrypto ๐ซOnlyfan ๐ซPorn
Wonder Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans รคldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
Avi me blue hippie Tee
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws!
readilight.com
nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is โCooperative healthโ.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com writer, artist, (credentialed as a) geographer. editing at large at urbanomnibus.net. research fellow at SFE. buttondown.email/perfectsentences is a little hobby newsletter. past work: lifewinning.com. all me buddy, never spoken for an employer
Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
Kelly๐๐บ๐ธ @kimtopher22.bsky.social Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ชฉ @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
๐ชฐ Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social Iโve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ซถ๐๐
๐คฆโโ๏ธ: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
๐ฆ: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
@infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social I read Silmarillion.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Jenny Doesnโt Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social Iโm a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.โจBeware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social ห shitpost memes & sharing my thoughts ห
Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social Multimedia artist, maker, potter, painter, creator of Surly-Ramics. Surly.etsy.com is where you can buy my work. patreon.com/SurlyAmy is where you can read about me. Dog is Love.
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond ๐ฃ๐ซ
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, building some bullshit, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once, he/him #ATX
My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov 40th Governor of California.
Building a California for All.
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. Iโm a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social
My Postsโก๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaby7qwyscss
Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social Nothing much to say that hasnโt been said long ago: Iโm a doofus and a terrible follow
Joni Baloni ๐๐จ @kielbasanova.bsky.social Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. ๐๐ป
latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa
https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social 1 leaf pile all the way!! Voracious reader, who will not ignore your elephant.
This administration is like watching a carnie smoke in a fireworks stand. You donโt know when itโs gonna blow, only that it willโฆ
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast 
Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social I do the thing