Midge

@midge.bsky.social

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Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw

Picture of Steve Bucemi as the character Crazy Eyes in the movie Mr. Deeds - his eyes are looking in opposite directions much like Brian’s nipples
Illustration of skeletor-like character lounging on a sofa, cozy fire in the background, casually sipping wine with a remote in the other hand, pink cat curled up next to them
A license plate that reads “OLMIDGE” which is hilarious because the poster is ALSO named midge, but a very young, very vibrant, midge (arguably the best kind of midge)
Photo of a collection of icicles that have formed outside a window that look like a creature or a ghost or a demon idk it’s got a nice ass tho
Weatherman with graphic saying Friday high Saturday high Sunday high Monday high
Photo of a Santa figurine with a big hand and making an O shape with his mouth
POV of a person sitting on a toilet in a public restroom with the door open
Picture of a severed doll hand with roots “growing” out of the bottom
Framed and compelling painting of a forlorn dog in a cone
Photo of a bakery case with a sign that seems to read “Hand made scorn”
Picture of a person with their cat. They have their face painted black and white in the same pattern as the cat. Reminds me of that guy from the band Gotye
Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm
Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road
Young man turning his head quickly resulting in his hair flying out from his head due to the speed, his face seems to say “WTF did you just say”
Picture of a ghostly looking woman wearing a long black dress staring intently from the corner
Graphic of Disney world with a caption that says “I’m going to Disney World!” - Measles
Jane Fonda looking determined, wearing an eye mask on her head and a robe, filling a watermelon with vodka (or maybe rum)
Photo from the Oval Office of president Zelensky looking bored and despondent
A smiling SpongeBob gesturing to an open coffin that Patrick is holding open with the caption “okay get in”
Collage of my child looking through binoculars, looking over his glasses with more glasses on his head
Disgruntled looking but adorable dog on a couch
Messi looking very blank
Photo of an empty tissue box with the last tissue laid across the top - not pictured: fresh boxes of tissues within reach under the sink
A white 1998 Oldsmobile with longhorns affixed to the front and an American flag flying from the back
Picture of a wide eyed surprised Miss Piggy
Picture of a red trash can with a white top resembling a handmaid
A wide eyed mama cat looking alarmed with a bunch of kittens nursing and climbing on her
Stoned weatherman in front of a screen that reads Friday: High Saturday: High Sunday: High Monday: High
Photo of a large black snake entwined in the spokes of a bicycle wheel
A very pretty yet nonplussed black lab lounging in the driveway
Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily
Photo of Tim Curry, fingers in a temple, held to his lips, anticip…ating
Iphone notification that reads “Mom removed a heart from an image”
Photo of a man from the 1920’s wearing boots and carrying a block of ice with a metal hook(?) looking very cool with cigarettes in his hat and a cigarette hanging from his lip- he’s got obvious swagger and possibly scoliosis
A deviled egg in a bed, with a priest egg standing watch
Picture of refillable soaps on the wall of a hotel shower
A Kia soul parked over the line in a parking space with a license plate that reads “UJEALUS” as if to ask “are you jealous of my car?”
Various lids to large plastic containers
Vintage photo of a soldier kneeled and leaning against a wooden box labeled “the crying block”
Picture of a cow looking into a window
Picture of a dog treat bag that reads “mini naturals”
Eight standard poodles lined up in the back of an SUV all very good pups
Two large jars of various buttons
A wooden sign that reads “together” is leaned up against a garbage can outside
David from Schitt’s Creek looking smug and satisfied
Picture of a disgruntled looking dog