Rita Alexis @gweet1030.bsky.social The older I get, the more progressive I get. 💙🦋
Meeting planner by day, stress baker by night. Try me. I’m menopausal. #FuckThisPresident #FuckICE
@annabellelecter.bsky.social @annabellelecter.bsky.social Fan of voting, common sense and Kenny Rogers. Nihilism and horseshoe thinking doesn't accomplish anything. It's mocked here. Tax the churches - yes, that one, too.
Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy.
Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
LibrarianWho @librarianwho.bsky.social Folklore, Mythology, Literature, Libraries, Archives, and whatnot.
amlynne @amlynne1.bsky.social New Year optimist
Gerdine Verhoog @gerdineverhoog.bsky.social 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🌈 🐱
Amsterdam/The Netherlands
Cats are amazingly cute minions of destruction and I love the little fluffy bastards.
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
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Weird shit men say to me
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Placeholder 🏳️⚧️ 🐈⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social they/them
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Studio93 Broadcasting:
Poker Thu-Sun, Chill Vibes Always
Twitch.tv/studio93presents
Simon @imusingyourwifi.bsky.social excellent skipper
disliker of olives, feet
http://instagram.com/imusingyourwifi
New Greg (Spamnonymous) @greg69247.bsky.social Not a Nazi... and not SPAM(Appealing)... sill appealing.
I'm New Greg from The Good Place and I like stuff you probably like. I like to stand up to bullies. Again, not a Nazi. No way you say? ...WAY.
Joking aside... 95% of these posts are super cereal.
Ashley Quite Frankly @alwaysashley.bsky.social I wanted to go out and change the world but I couldn’t find a babysitter.
Shay @indicasky.bsky.social I enjoy long walks while staring at my phone and playing in oncoming traffic.
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
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The most “liked”:
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Brad Carter 🇨🇦 @yyz-xo.bsky.social Gatekeeper at Canada’s airports.
Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦
Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy.bsky.social Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.
Ian Scott McGregor @ianscottmcgregor.com SF/NY/LA : actor/writer/director : MAD Historian : he/him/🏳️🌈✌️/BLM ✊ : of GTAV, RDR2, and: http://vimeo.com/18714010
Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly
my tweets
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social Former zygote.
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social These hips don’t lie
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social Just a cool motherfucker.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
www.connielukey.com
Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time
Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social Out of the shadows, a little…
Alt text avi: white greyhound’s peeking over the back of a car seat
Alt text banner: beach scene sand and dune grass against purpley sky
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Hakan Sonok Antalya @flowmeow1812.bsky.social Hakan Sonok Antalya
@flowmeow1812.bsky.social
Swiftie HAKAN SONOK
@SonokHakan
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
@jimmcdonnell.bsky.social @jimmcdonnell.bsky.social
jessie. @jessmadethis.website Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
🍒 🖤 jessmadethis.website ☠️ 🍒
FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
Dave Porter @daveporteruk.bsky.social Just zis guy, you know?
Music lover (jazz, fusion, prog, ambient, classic rock, classical), nerd - sci-fi/fantasy, PC gamer, F1, NFL (go Lando/McLaren, 49ers), mild foodie. Photography (see alt texts).
🚫 AI “art”.
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
BeefReeferLives @beefreeferlives.bsky.social Even if I wasn't broke, I wouldn't give you money
The republican party is not "conservative" in any sense of the word. They have devolved into a hate, fear, and money cult.
Be like Tim Walz, help your neighbors, and mind your own damn business.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Mister Horse @mrequine.bsky.social Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it
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anton @deranton.bsky.social nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin'
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social Your old buddy
Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social I make Dad jokes on NPR and also write books and other things.
Leslie Potter 🦋🫘🇺🇸🇬🇧 🏴 🇳🇴🇺🇦 @mudlady64.bsky.social Democrat 🔵 TN She/Her🫘 #NoKings🔥
I did not vote for the rapist.
Licensed Massage Therapist 💆🏻♀️
Registered Dental Hygienist (ret.)
5th degree🥋
Artist 🎨
Aquarian ♒️ ⚤ 💖💜💙
#SAsurvivor #suicidesurvivor
Dolphins 🐬 my spirit animal.
🏳️🌈 safe zone
Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦
Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social 45+ years in the justice system. Unamused PNW Liberal.
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
shanley @shanley.com The forbidden tech critic.
Venture capital, tech fascism, the Network State, crypto.
Welcome to my studio.
www.vcinfodocs.com
RattikusMaximus @rattikusmaximus.bsky.social I have no idea where I'm going, but I'll get there.
He/Him, Twitch Affiliate, Horror fan, Fallout fanboy, Level 46
PFP by @moboolyedits.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/rattikusmaximus
Arsphidius @arsphidius.bsky.social Data Management Librarian by day, wine-swilling she-demon by night.
Intellectual freedom is a human right. Books save lives. PNW-grown. I am a goddamn delight.
Horror Archaeologist 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @horrorarchy.bsky.social I work in the museum field and love horror movies. I am liberal and know that the earth is round, we've been to the moon, evolution is a fact and vaccines save lives. NO DMs! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social Husband and Father of 3 from MN. Compliance Attorney. Mostly here for parenting jokes and baking posts.
Chugg Monker @chuggmonker.bsky.social Purveyor of low quality LOLs
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Top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ntlht54udmlw53yz66mlstu/feed/aaaeco2nifp7e
Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social *audi, vide, tace*
Bewildered, befuddled, beguiling, begat
Absolutely delicious, per millions of 5⭐ reviews.
🔵 Blue 🔵
🚫MAGA🚫CRYPTO🚫
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
@prestoneducation1.bsky.social @prestoneducation1.bsky.social
Mama Drama @mama-drama.bsky.social A NEVER-Trump millennial mama who wants to preserve democracy and keep America safe for ALL children.
Pin/tag feed: #PinkEyeSky if kids sneezing triggers your PTSD
Relatable parent memes mixed w/book reviews, political posts, & nerd stuff.
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
sophia ♥️ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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Goose, your imaginary friend @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social Wife, mom, foster mom to cats & kittens, Parkinson’s Disease, retired medical admin, collect new & old books, Calif. native happily living in the other wine country in our state. I repost what I care about.
scorchedmirth @scorchedmirth.bsky.social Existentialism? Don't even get me Sartred.
Buffy fan. Spuffy fan.
she/her, atheist, 🌈+🏳️⚧️ allied
💜BLACK LIVES MATTER💜
ACAB FUCK BILLIONAIRES
Alex S. @thelionseye.bsky.social The "trick," is not to *mind* the pain...
🫳🕯️🐪
Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social Cats are much bigger on the inside. --Lauren Groves
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social I’m a 7.5. Maybe an 8.
43/NJ/Kindly Don’t DM me 😎
Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good.
“Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?”
Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social “The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
witti @wittiskey.bsky.social I'm the cat that curiosity hasn't killed yet...
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
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@battymc.bsky.social @battymc.bsky.social
Sanne Björn @formandfunction.bsky.social I don’t have the words.
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
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Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
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JB @justbreathe0507.bsky.social Sarcasm is my 💗 language. I’m a fucking delight. Not over Jan 6. Gen-X, Fiercely Pro-Choice, Mom to🌈, Dogs>People, Sweary, Choose ☮️, Softy at ❤️. No DM unless we’ve interacted on a post.
Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com Host of Match Game in years past. Here to make jokes and avoid politics.
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superherofbmx @superherofbmx.bsky.social Punk rock/comedy/sobriety/aching knee.
Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com Professional idiot.
The guy who draws instagram.com/instachaaz
Shop here: instachaaz.shop
Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo