Gary Muppet

@garymuppet.bsky.social

2933 Followers 1532 Following

Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu

Black phone case with orange basketball

Tree frog with inflated neck on plant at night

Pins in a doll that looks like… an orange dude?

Don Music at his piano

Perfect score on 82-0

Score of 74-8 on 82-0

My score in the game 82-0. I got 69-13

An orange doll with pins in it

Gary looking in the mirror hands on face and screaming 😱

IMAX theater showing the Mandalorian and Georgie

Gary in the cockpit of the millennium falcon. The stars turn to lines as he goes to light speed and vanishes.

Gary’ s wordle 1,781. Got it in 4/6.

Gary wearing an x-wing pilot helmet

Gary and Grogu with twin suns behind them

A dandelion seed head being blown away into many tiny fragments

Picture of the amazing guy who runs this account. At long last revealed.

Gary with a can of grape flavored Soda Shaq

Gary with a speech bubble indicating that he’s the one saying the quoted post

Screenshot of Zoom stating that an update is required and the current version is 6.6.6

Dapper English bull terrier wearing a bow tie standing in a grassy field with front legs on a fallen tree

Gary in a tacky plaid suit outdoors in the suburbs

That image circulating from trump’s post of him as a healing Jesus-like figure except it features Gary an orange muppet whatnot

Gary Muppet in a black hooded cloak with embers rising around him

Gary besting his head against the desk because his women’s and men’s brackets have busted

Gary in sharp-looking plaid suit and plaid tie, just like the kind his grandfather wore to court

Extreme close up. Gary smiling. No teeth visible. None.

Photogenic cockatoo moments before piercing an unsuspecting Muppet’s ear and stealing his wallet

Funky little bulldog-mutt thing laying in a cozy bed with her tongue out 👅

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and wearing a tacky plaid suit, quantum leaps

Gary and Vincent Vega looking around lost in a barren desert

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and wearing oversized black-framed glasses, is topless by the pool

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black framed glasses, is sitting beside an obviously fake fire place and he’s wearing a poorly drawn-on mustache. But still sexy as hell, no doubt.

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, oversized black-framed glasses, and blue Hawaiian shirt, is standing in front of a tree lost in thought with his hand on his chin. Behind him and the tree is a monster watching him.

Orange-man voodoo doll with colorful pins inserted for aesthetics

More of a photo from on a mountain than of the mountain. Rocky terrain on the Constellation Trail near Prescott, AZ. There’s a fine looking prickly pear in the bottom right. The sky is clear and blue over the semi-arid chaparral.

The future is not orange. Gary, an orange muppet whatnot, is poking his head up in the lower right corner.

Gary sitting in front of a fire with a horribly drawn-on mustache

Sunset with cloudy skies over the ocean on the shore of Isla Holbox. A silhouetted woman is walking in the water in the distance. Likely the most beautiful woman that Gary has ever seen.

Silly looking blue cyber truck driving by while some dude is making toy car mouth noises

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and black-framed glasses, is holding a letter from the NBA acknowledging his interest to make himself eligible for the nba draft

Gary an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and black-framed glasses is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and bashing his head repeatedly on a desk

enfeebled

Gary walking on a starry night past a Christmas tree and towards some Christmas presents. There’s a shooting star.

Not the droids I was looking for. A pug dressed like baby yoda and a pug dressed like an Ewok are in a car painted like BB-8 driving around and barking at people at KC’s Planet Comic Con

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair and oversized black-framed glasses, walks through his home as an Indiana Jones style map shows his path.

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses, is shirtless and poolside. He has a towel over his shoulder.

Words appear over a black background: “The following takes place between 3 a.m. and 4 a.m.”

Then the video cuts to a scene of utter and complete chaos. There are deer dancing, there is disco lighting, a beautiful woman in a sparkling pink dress dancing with the deer (are they about to kiss?) and in the foreground is Gary just losing his shit and screaming.

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, a tacky plaid suit, and oversized eyeglasses, is watching a white chicken walk in front of him.

Gary Muppet on the left and Ryan Reynolds (wearing glasses) on the right

Gary standing in front of a tree unaware that there is a monster watching and lurking from behind it.

Black and white video. Night. Full moon. Gary begins feeling strange. He topples. A monster arises. Happy Halloween! 🎃

Some tall gray rectangular droid I encountered in a grocery store in Poughkeepsie

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses showing magnified eyes, is wearing a tacky plaid shirt in front of a solid blue background and looking at a chicken walking across the blue surface in front of him.

At a No Kings protest march and there is a sign that says “NOPE” but the letter O is a round orange circle with yellow hair…. AND black-framed glasses with oversized eyes, and a hint of a small triangle nose.

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair, oversized black-framed glasses, and a tacky plaid suit, is sitting at a bar like the most interesting man in the world with a grape Soda Shaq.

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with oversized black-frame glasses, is wearing a black hooded cloak and is surrounded by floating fiery embers

Gary’s bare orange felt feet

Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, is wearing shades and tacky plaid suit while standing in front of a yellow shotgun house with green wooden shutters in the Faubourg Marigny