@aydseb.bsky.social @aydseb.bsky.social 
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
deebo pants @deebo-pants.bsky.social you mess with the big dog, you get the pants
motel california @motelporn.bsky.social We are all just prisoners here on our own device
gen x • hospitality • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom •
stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social Lead Creative Expositor, THVRIBLEPLINTH.
MVZN
https://letterboxd.com/mv17zn17/ FOR MY MOVIE REVIEWS
https://www.tumblr.com/unofficialsmurfs FOR HOT SMURFS
https://www.tumblr.com/1313ghosts FOR 1,313 GHOSTS
Thee Royal House of Dargashargavan *snap*
Cat from Independence @indelady.bsky.social Hometown of Harry S Truman,wife,Mom,Grandma
Deborah Grete @debbi01.bsky.social Check me on Instagram @gret.deb
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be. Shit posting plus the occasional thirst trap when y'all ain't weird about it.
Doctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social Disabled (MCAS and long COVID). Not-so-happily retired geriatrician/palliative/IM doc. My skeets do reflect the opinions of my current employers (The Tiny House Panther and The Emergency Backup Cat). 🏳️🌈
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social Iowan dad. Builds with fire and metal. Struggles with focus. Or rather, yields attention to that which is colorful, shiny, and cute. Pretty good at making-up adventures. Would really like to go rollerskating with you.
That Cat Guy @petethecat.bsky.social Madman. Friend of all cats. Bunny pal. Person who cares. Semi-professional Reptile relocation.
45. No other interesting stats.
ButtFumblerr @buttfumblerr.bsky.social Educator. I like stats, literature, awful movies, video games, the NFL, and rock music. Constitutional rights > Fascism.
Go Broncos and Trail Blazers
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
Jeonghan Chae @mareung21.bsky.social 노무현/문재인/이재명/조국/용혜인/Republic of Korea/a schizophrenic patient/에이핑크/카라/Cheongju, Chungcheongbuk-do/Born in Cheongju, graduated from Bongjeong Elementary School, Bongmyeong Middle School, and Unho High School. Suffered severe school violence.
LifuX @lifux.bsky.social The cats are in charge, we just document it. 😼
Chaos is our specialty.
Global nonsense headquarters.
Buy Me a Coffee : https://buymeacoffee.com/lifux ☕🐾
Store : www.teepublic.com/user/lifux
Gargroth_the_Glutton @gargroth.bsky.social Passionate & frankly trying my best, I hope to continue being hungry in all the joyous ways I can~
Also credit my profile picture to Echothethird mb for not having on there earlier!
Nev @alphukit.bsky.social Outdoors and all things nature type of guy.
I love camping, hiking, foraging and travelling anywhere, anytime.
sarah @anewhome.bsky.social lover of books, dogs, all animals (but dogs most), food
A. B. Quinn @narfeggio.bsky.social Poet in Bulbancha (New Orleans)
dharma, sobriety, anarchy, commie, love, sf, yarn, jokes?
she/they
cats.
Misty Mountain Haute @heywhoopiecat.bsky.social 👁️ Sauron did
🏢 nothing wrong
Max Power @jessarino.bsky.social Run slowly for a long time, eat plants, catalog books, dance badly to drum and bass music 💖💜💙
amlynne @amlynne1.bsky.social New Year optimist
Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social Likes making music, art, taking photos, playing video games, learning new things, 90's/2k's media. A total Lesbo. Cis: She/Her - Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️🌈
Banner by: shakachoarroyo.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/tiffanytroia
Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Don't think the Cola Wars are over!
Devastated Millennial @reluctantposter.bsky.social No longer confused, just miserable in realizing the media literacy lessons from college were predictions of our present disaster. 🏳️🌈 PhD 🌱
Most posts are progressive social commentary blended with humor and sarcasm as a coping mechanism.
Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
Amy Taylor @amytaylornyc.bsky.social MBA, MENSA member, pilot and model
hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social cooperating with authorities
Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social Formerly Ask the Experts on Twitter
M. @mtm91423.bsky.social Retired television industry bigwig. Lymphoma
survivor. Heart artery/valve surgery survivor.
I'm probably living my final year on the planet.
N. M. Curry Sr @realnicholascurry.bsky.social 
Silas @silastbunny.bsky.social Just a cute little country bunny in the big city. It’s lagomorpha time!
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social I thought it was a weather app
Magically Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social Guy on an island.
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛꜱᴏᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social He/They 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
Repetition and omission common because dysgraphia. Thanks for understanding.
Every thought is tangential.
ilex @ilex-corvax.bsky.social One little bird crashing through
I mostly like and repost, not because I am a bot, but because I got people anxiety. You can talk to me if you want!
James @mayornaise.bsky.social Trophy husband. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. Your friendly neighborhood commie. Living in America’s Dairyland.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Sailor Jerry @sailorjerry9254.bsky.social Myspace was kind of boring so I'm checking this place out now.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, reader.
ADHD, autism, hot air balloonist, glass artist. Mostly tired, generally cheerful.
She/her
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Barta @barta.bsky.social 
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, iced coffee, the Dodgers, and democracy
Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social "There's old Nick! I haven't seen him in a minute! Oh God, what happened to him?"
Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social Still a mess (she/her)
Trying to work, parent, live, enjoy (not in that order)
Aotearoa | New Zealand
Rin Stedecore is Bondposting again 🔪 @stedeco.re 3 red pandas in a Battle Jacket™. purveyor of cursed content. woke & ghey pirate. plane guy. starfleet OSHA guy. annoying lower decks stan. kris caldera in chucks.
@rin.stedeco.re Twitch/YT.
@knives.stedeco.re art.
@villainwave.stedeco.re writing. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social Petrichor-scented | Failed Historian | Philly
she/her
open the till
give me the change
you said would do me good
Embarrassing Dork @walnutgrovefarm.bsky.social Married to a generational farmer/veteran.
I'm comfortable with my station in life and respect most humans ┐( ∵ )┌
Maybe a reference to ivory trash.
Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social Barely legal swimsuit model
Jim Peterson @dryblizzard.bsky.social Former Vietnam-era Navy officer. Democrat, Resister, Anti-Authoritarian, LGBTQ+ ally. Musk/Trump/Vance “tear-it-all-down”insanity must be stopped by any and all means! Right wing extremists must NEVER hold office again! And, oh by the way: NO DMs!
Ben @schmenjamin.bsky.social Software developer and writer. Devoted husband and father to 4 cats.
He/Him
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
4Elephants @fourelephants.bsky.social Intrigued by most things really
Callie Dot Dot Dot @calliedot.bsky.social Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
Neil McGwyre @neilmcgwyre.bsky.social Football (the English type), Baseball (the Queens type), Beer (the delicious type). #LFGM
Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist pfp: self portrait c.2003 banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones - prostrate issues - overactive bladde incontinence - vasectomy - ed [logo] western
@edfex.bsky.social @edfex.bsky.social Jack of all trades at Bell Lane Farm.
Mattie Lee 🎶 @mattielee.bsky.social "Personally I would never want to be a member of any group where you either have to wear a hat or you can't wear a hat"
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Melissa @justamomnamedmm.bsky.social Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy
Giamatti’s Hotties @giamattishotties.bsky.social Inactive recruiting praise be to Paul
doomscroll cult
New website coming spring 2003
Nora Moth 📓🩷💜💙🔓 @anagramically.bsky.social Gossip, rumors, and official pronouncements from the Mayor’s Office in a small unnamed town, that cannot be found on any map and is, apparently, fictional.
T odd @rubberglue.bsky.social Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Live & Let Blurb.
Mal @hollowverses.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/hollowverses.bsky.social/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social Nonbinary // my cats have anxiety & so do I 🫠
Wildebeast Art @wildebeastimages.bsky.social Fine Art, Nude, Erotica, and Creative Portrait photographer St. Louis, MO, USA
https://www.patreon.com/cw/wildebeastart
https://www.youtube.com/@WILDEBEASTart
https://x.com/wildebeastphoto
https://youpic.com/mikemacnamara
Kelly's Special Purpose @khawkjhawk.bsky.social Look, all I want is to enjoy the little things in life. And be happy that other people can enjoy what they want, too. All about equal rights. Love animals. Keep fighting the good fights, friends!💙🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Also, vaccines should NOT be controversial. Just sayin'
æmə @alternative-ama.bsky.social Weird.
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social https://SacredMachines.com
Mayor Q @mayorq.bsky.social Personal account of Quinton Lucas, Mayor of Kansas City. “Aldi-Brand Obama.”
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
𝚆𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 @widespreadmemes.bsky.social Your source for memes and some jokes, some funny videos and other things to show everyone and even your grandma!
📍 The Internet
chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social She/any/48 🌈
Just a dreamer searching for magic
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
Philip Nelson 💻🧙 @blu3r4d0n.shutdown.network public servant data scientist
🚈🚝🚊🚌
this account does not represent the views of my employer
Current hyperfixation: the Muppets
big Tolkien and Le Guin fan, hockey lover, and coffee addict
South Carolina is my home
https://shutdown.network/links.html
Trev @nickcalhoun81.bsky.social smiles in public
eldest millennial
california sober
the highest performing slacker you've ever met
OK David @davidmcjoggers.bsky.social 📍Donegal, Ireland. Addiction & Mental Health warrior. Arsenal Fan. Agnostic. I've been described as 'not the worst' by people who have known me.
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Kate H @hurleyburley.bsky.social Haggard with bangs. Certified Szbornak/Briscoe head. Formerly Brooklyn Based, coping in Queens.
Song Parody Ethan @ethanmawyersongparodies.com Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
🌸 Mochi Moshi! JRPG + Roguelike Dev 🌟 MOCHI CONQUEST ▶️ Wishlist @mochiconquest.com 👺 MOCHI CONQUEST | A unique Turn-Based Roguelike JRPG Dungeon Crawler
⛩️ Wishlist Now on Steam! Demo coming soon 🔥
▶️ https://store.steampowered.com/app/3518510/Mochi_Conquest?utm_source=bsk
🎮 JRPG at Heart, Roguelike in Spirit
Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social Facetious Prick.
only ever joking, calm down dear!
I'm only here to make up the numbers.
Don't hold me accountable, I was dropped on my head as a child.
Before you block me can I at least say...Bye
* Typos now Gluton Free.
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social I enjoy the normal human activity
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
Janet Weiss @jumptotheleft.bsky.social A mental mindfuck can be nice...
nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social
type fast & never look back
#MDANT
I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images