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Picture taken from an Amazon listing for a clothes steamer. It says "Compact and portable size - 9 ft"
Jimmy Eat World performing Sweetness on the Stone Pony Summer Stage
Me smiling wearing my miller lite pride shirt with cut off sleeves and red and gold beads around my neck
Me wearing my Fix Your Hearts or Die shirt with faded black jeans and plum suede ankle boots
"Fix Your Hearts or Die" in Twin Peaks-style lettering, brown with green border. Gordon Cole's face in halftone black and white dot pattern
Meta menu with link to "Manus AI"
Neon sign that says "Shrimps Clams Mussels"
trees covered in snow
chicken nuggets, chickpeas, and couscous
Curious dear looking at me
Apparently Pedro Pascal dancing on the "porch" during Bad Bunny's super bowl performance?
The shoes I call keeblers (brown suede ankle boots), bumble bees (yellow and black pumas), and peppermint pattys (don't know how to describe these except that they remind me of peppermint patty lol)
Me giving the peace sign wearing a grumpy bear care bear onesie. I'm wearing a burgundy wig with pigtails
a very challenging minesweeper board with 13 flags left to place
Selfie of me at a Vegas pool party. I'm wearing giant sunglasses and a black baseball cap, holding a Michelob ultra
Half of a golden kiwi sitting perfectly in a little glass dish with lid
Me smiling wearing an orange tank and long floral skirt
Finishing an intermediate minesweeper board in just under 40 seconds
Selfie. Curly hair. Black tank. Long red floral skirt.
Toaster that shoots out bread with such force that it lands on a plate next to the toaster
dog with hair combed down to make him look like Appa from Avatar
Butterfly shaped diamond earrings in an open jewelry box
the very hard minesweeper board after just having hit a mine in the top right corner
progress on a very hard minesweeper board with 23 out of 200 mines remaining
Selfie of me with messy wavy hair, wearing a grey sweatshirt and holding a coffee mug
Me in a zoom window with a pretend nose bleed
Box of Trader Joe's chicken rolls samosas
Selfie with me in the foreground and Woody full length in the background inside the atrium of the Bell Works building where Severance films some of its scenes
An old snapchat filter that mirrors the lip area over the eyes so while I'm putting lip stain on my lips, it creates an unnerving effect as this action plays over my eye sockets. I hope this makes sense.
Note to self while I'm working: Lizards falling out of trees
sindel from mortal kombat 3 is doing her signature banshee shriek on her opponent (another sindel) and their skin comes off, leaving only a bloody skeleton
Me smiling with a dark grey puffer coat on and a botanical garden behind me. Perhaps some banana leaf plant? Sorry I suck at this.
Smiling with my eyes closed at the bathroom mirror. I'm wearing a purple "Sick Sad World" t-shirt
Selfie with @woodyluvscoffee. I have on a mustard color tee and I'm wearing a black nose ring. Hair is straight and brownish blonde. Beyond that, I feel impossibly weird writing a description of someone who isn't me.
Picture of me with some curly tendrils framing my face. Hair is brown with a lot of blonde highlights and I'm wearing a maroon boatneck shirt
The old Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band, which was comprised of a rat (Chuck?), a duck, some indeterminate purple thing, and..... maybe a dog? The close set eyes of the duck and dog remind me of Sam Altman
Mirror selfie in my stupid pink bathroom. My hair is messy, long, straight, and blondish-brown. I'm making an exasperated face, and I'm wearing a red beanie and a burgundy fleece sweatshirt.
Dark grey t-shirt I designed that has Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks on the right. His image was created using the halftone style which recreates an image with black and white dots. On the left is one of his quotes from season 3, "Fix your hearts or die" in the classic Twin Peaks style font, burgundy all caps with a slight green stroke.
Selfie video in which I am panning around behind me to show many plants and piano. Twinkle lights provide some warm light to an otherwise dim room
Crude drawing of messy tousled hair that makes me unable to think clearly. Brown marker on lined paper
Full length selfie in a mirror with my hair down and straight. I'm wearing a yellow joy division tank top, grey sweatpants, and oatmeal color onitsuka tigers with black stripes and orange laces.
Fuzzy green and brown backpack on a pool table. The green and brown on the backpack match the green felt and brown woodgrain on the rails/frame of the pool table.
While searching around the internet before posting to make sure I'm not accidentally stealing someone else's joke, Google had a hilarious and borderline scathing response: "No, the idea that getting hit by an asteroid would "feel good" for the Earth is completely incorrect; an asteroid impact would be a catastrophic event causing widespread destruction and mass extinction, making it incredibly harmful to the planet and all life on it."
Sitting and smiling, wearing blue jeans and a blue cotton shirt. I'm twirling a strand of my brown curly hair with my right hand.
A Gobbler sandwich from Wawa in a red and white neon heart with a pink background. The Gobbler is a seasonal sandwich [that makes me weak in the knees] that has hot turkey, stuffing OR mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce on a soft hero roll.
Andy crouched down and smiling wearing a baseball cap that says Motoring Club Los Angeles and a black adidas sweatshirt
Dressed as Mrs. White in the scene from Clue where she says "flames...flames...on the side of my face"
Andy on the beach in a black hat that says Motoring Club Los Angeles (reppin hard)
Close-up shot of idiot woman sticking out tongue
Keith Morris of Circle Jerks tearing it up at the mic
Girl in a baseball cap standing on rocks near breaking surf
Smiling doofus girl wearing red lipstick sitting in the driver's seat