Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com 🦋sre@bsky.team
🐱dad
🪵worker
seattle, wa
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social The Daily Show, Roy Wood Jr.'s 2023 White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trevor Noah's 2022 White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Hardball on MSNBC
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social TV Writer - Person of Interest, Law & Order, Teen Titans, Jackie Chan Adventures, etc. Proud WGA Member. Pro-Democracy. Anti-Evil.
Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social Lapsed film critic. Writer, reader, bearder. Seen at Crooked Marquee, Musings, Bright Wall Dark Room, Plex, others. Sucker for ’90s country. Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.
https://authory.com/danielcarlson
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
neil @neilstradomus.bsky.social film school reject, one perfect shot guy, semi-employed podcaster, streamer-in-training, @rejects on the other app. twitch.tv/neilstradomus and patreon.com/da7eandneil
🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
David Roberts @volts.wtf I run a newsletter/podcast called Volts about clean energy & politics. Subscribe & join the community at http://volts.wtf!
Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com Comedian, voice actor, weakling
I'm used to being from the northeast
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 13 Books, Writer, Audio Projects with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan. STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com. New audio project with Chris Elliott!
https://mikesacks.com
Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team COO of Bluesky 🦋 - hiring https://bsky.social/about/join!
Bird FKA "Birb" @handle.invalid goddess of reinvention and the space between things
Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social Videos. Educational? Not really. Funny? Eh.
"the Chappell Roan of educational YouTube"
youtube.com/@captaindisillusion
patreon.com/captaindisillusion
https://go.nebula.tv/captaindisillusion
Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social Chilling online. I write a newsletter called Garbage Day.
STARLOG Da7e Gonzales @da7e.com Founder - Fighting In The War Room podcast
Podcaster - The STARLOG Podcast, A STORM OF SPOILERS and Da7e and Neil's Pop Culture Adventure.
Author- MCU: REIGN OF MARVEL STUDIOS (Out Now!) and POTTER (in the future)
Abolish ICE.
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Alex @alex.bsky.team the passive pasadena thrill | bsky devrel
book a meeting: https://calendar.app.google/rNeqWSx2uMfzhQYV6
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social Investigative Reporter @ TPM | Author | Words In: The New Yorker, Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, New York Magazine, The Atlantic
Send me a secure message on Signal: hunter.07
https://linktr.ee/hunter_walker
Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social Writer, host. WAIT A SECOND POD, X-RAY VISION, THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES HOTD, KOTSK POD
Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social Writer & cartoonist.
Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch
I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social being romantic, but indignantly
Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social per chance, a lawyer
this is a place for silly posting
everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and it’s also seriously problematic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
c̾✩
Jay Boucher @hobokenpudding.bsky.social Oozing from an instant pudding factory on the Hudson. Draw. Game. Art. Design. UI/UX. Edu.
instagram.com/hobokenpudding
Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social I love three things: my dog, 60s/70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.
OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts
pls pay me 2 write 4 u thx 🙏
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social dangerously hydrated
she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social 
sophia ♥️ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
alex benzer @alexbenzer.com head of product @bsky.app
Greg @gwiss.bsky.social Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social ✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social director of BCI research at science corp! formerly a software engineer at neuralink and medium.
multiclassing:
https://bsky.app/profile/neurocat.bsky.social
🐈⬛🪴🧠💻✨
Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com Heir to the Heinz Ketchup fortune.
https://somewhattolerable.com
anton @deranton.bsky.social nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin'
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis.bsky.social Writer and podcaster at the @ringer • one of Cameron Crowe’s Uncool • taller than you think • author of MCU: The Reign of Marvel Studios for W. W. Norton
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
@thegans.bsky.social @thegans.bsky.social 
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social Boycotting most American companies, until we’re friends again.
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
MCKV @mckayvee.bsky.social I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck ICE-Fuck the NRA-Fuck TRUMP-Fuck RELIGION-Fuck FLOCK cams
Shop Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Joe Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad TV comedy writer
EN/FR
J'aime Montréal
Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social "Democracy Dies In Dampness"
Parody
Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
NO AI IS USED TO MAKE MY PORN
Fansly: https://fansly.com/DarkDeeny
Patreon: patreon.com/Darkdeeny
Tips greatly appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social I’m not really a cat.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social I used to be funny on the other app.
Creative Profesh.
Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes.
She/Her
My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
Rob Mahoney @robmahoney.bsky.social I write and podcast for The Ringer.
dan mentos @danmentos.com