dan mentos

@danmentos.com

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An Elephant and Piggie Book Title: I Reqlly Like Slop! By Mo Willems
trolley problem lever guy
A 7 Eleven
red mercedes with “ISOTOPE” license plate
wikihow clipart of hand sliding phone under door
screenshot: Antonyms & Near Antonyms: public
Slugworth from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
airplane seatback screen flight tracker showing giant plane
Norman Rockwell’s painting Freedom of Speech, flipped horizontally
screenshot of bluesky trending topics: 1. Cuba Threat 2. DNC Report 3. Us-Iran Relations 4. Donald Trump 5. Books
Headline: Data centers raise nearby temperatures by up to 4 degrees in Phoenix
Screenshot from Spotify app: “Explore Hole”
screenshot of microsoft outlook "Report Phish" button
Screenshot of above post cropped to say "what can i say. i'm a problem"
Picture of submerged bus with headline "Trainee driver crashes bus into River Seine"
Screenshot of parent skeet with two labels under jerry's name: - Wet the bed until he was 12 - Still wets the bed
Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war
Yelp’s yelp page: 2 stars 2 12,950
A monopoly board with a single hotel on Park Place
McDonalds Mac Tonight Moon Guy
domino meme: small domino: verify jerry large domino: complete server meltdown
Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken
mow
screenshot of skeet by "Unverified Account Tracker" with text "@jcsalterego.bsky.social is still unverified"
classic mid-90's toy, "Bop It"
Canadian singer-songwriter The Weeknd, but short
room halfway filled with brown liquid
macklemore
screenshot of bluesky "empty test feed"
Bluesky Map showing @danmentos.com in the "Joke Format Procrastinators" area
screenshot of drafts folder with one draft: “block ray”
Barack Obama having a beer with Anthony Bourdain
Meg Ryan in City of Angels (1998): riding bike with arms outstretched, looking toward sky with eyes closed and (spoiler alert) about to get decimated by a logging truck
screenshot of jerry's post with label: "Posts a lot: more than INTEGEROVERFLOWERROR times yesterday"
train going into river
QR code linking to bucky's bluesky profile
photo of what appears to be bucky isotope's profile picture with jeffrey epstein. there is a black box over bucky's eyes
Up to $100 in Kohls Cash
Headline: Newsom Brutally Trolls Trump's Puppy-Killing Cabinet Member
Screenshot of Bluesky content filter showing "Jerry: Inane posts and replies. Really just the worst guy" with "Hide" enabled
a field of pumpkins on the ground
Fox News "Former Antifa Member Speaks Out" story with Jerry as "former antifa member"
animated GIF of Simpsons dancing around table singing "I feel like chicken tonight" ad jingle
post from me: "this next one is for @frovo.bsky.social", which was followed by the quoted post
woman standing alone in giant elevator
screenshot of above tweet showing 31 replies
Above Cracker Barrel logo with cartoon hammer drawn through the C
jerry in my “for you” feed
trump with text "I shidded"
emoji keyboard showing all empty grey circles
Cardboard box of apples that says “Free Lemons”
Screenshot of TOS: "Clearer Structure: Organized around four key principles-Safety First, Respect Others, Be Authentic, and do not engage with Jerry-with specific examples of allowed and prohibited content under each."
Screen shot of link in notes app: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
phillie phanatic with partner on kiss cam, parodying coldplay kiss cam concert scandal
headline: Porn will get harder to watch in Ohio soon
old timey pic of dancing popcorn, hotdog, popsicle, soda, and candy with text "Let's All Go To The Lobby To Get Ourselves A Treat!"
screen shot from bluesky notification settings: Reposts of your reposts: Get notifications when people repost posts that you've
bluesky screenshot: signing up for notifications on all of jerry's posts and replies
Simpson Screenshot, Homer's brother on phone: "You're going to hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said. Goodbye"
Homer Simpson looking concerned, with text "Hey, That's Not the Potato Inspector"