Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social the pool is to swim the horses
https://normalmenpodcast.com
fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best load-bearing poster 💩 best.skeet.best
the reason my account shows up when you search for from:me is I am actually you
Jeopardy! @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social Watch Pop Culture Jeopardy! on Netflix 🍿
Stream Jeopardy! on Hulu & Peacock 💙
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social literary witch
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
gene rayburn @generayburn.com Host of Match Game in years past. Obviously he has passed on, but he was a great guy that should be remembered.
My top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moo6wdbapndqopkijevcn5wu/feed/aaalvmeaecl7a
Micah @rincewind.run Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social “Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
Looming gig: Osage Beach (smack dab in the heart o’ the Ozarks), Wednesday, September 30
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social How could she breathe in that house so crowded with Norma Desmond?
Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social I’m gonna wait to see if this place sticks before adding a description.
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social Former zygote. 
Wickets Giroux @rigamarock.bsky.social not interested
Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
https://ko-fi.com/dervy
@robwhisman.bsky.social @robwhisman.bsky.social 
arr @arr.bsky.social 
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social backend developer at bluesky
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social Comedy doer, improv coach, basketball enjoyer, film watcher, dog owner, mayor of fujo city. Sometimes writer.
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social 
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social Author. Scribbler. LFL old-timer. San Francisco. 🇨🇦 🇨🇱
libby watson @libbycwatson.com co-host of @whatsallthispod.bsky.social
whatsallthisthenpod.com
twitch.tv/libtron
libbycwatson.com for writing commissions
KatraHigher @katra.bsky.social Salonpas
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social Comedian, writer, singer.
I once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Horror and game liker.
No cavities!
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social necro baby
Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social Master Sommelier at Cheesecake Factory
AC Newman @acnewman.bsky.social A good guy.
chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer NO HOMEWORK PODCAST - @nohomework.website // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors
It’s all gonna happen to you
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, internet dog. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail. 
Drew @4484.cool Cathat
He/him
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him.
newsletter:
buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich
contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social Buildings, signs, and symbols collected by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010.
Chicago, IL — www.ruralindexingproject.com
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social Non-enthusiast
hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. #1 AI hater.
All you fascists bound to lose
Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social The cartoonist you know and love. Alley Oop, The Nib, many more. (she/her)
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
Greg @gwiss.bsky.social Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Tim Haines @timhaines.bsky.social Hacking with rails. Living in Wanaka. Prev founded Percy, Favstar, and Respondly. Missing good icecream. https://timhaines.co
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social exactly as God made me
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social Avon Lady, Twitter refugee (Scorpiondong/Gothicska), he/him
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
The Original Scalawag @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social I keep it 300 like a bowling alley
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social https://www.prhspeakers.com/speaker/patricia-lockwood
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️⚧️🧷
𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r
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𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh
🔗 robertmanchild.com
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social Freelancer for hire. You know me from: The A.V. Club, The Dissolve. Posts about food, TV, movies, the Braves, pretty scenery. Husband of @donnadb.bsky.social .
Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social Wildlife biologist, dabbler in science communication, ok at yoyo
howies_everythingclub on all the socials
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social Furano, Mindy
www.mindyfurano.com
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social These hips don’t lie
Colin @yesitscolin.bsky.social The “Tom Hanks of Bluesky,” or so I’ve been told. Wrote a couple true crime books, and a whole bunch of skeets. NY Post once called me a "woke Wikipedia user." Opinions are mine. He/him
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social t-shirt from the internet
From Missoula 🏔️
Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social Horror writer, occasionally funny
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
trauma dumpling @zazzles.myatproto.social @_zazzles_ from twitter
she/they
Samantha Ronson @samantharonson.bsky.social DJ and music maker
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social If you purposely buy Sabra hummus do not interact with me.
knth @paintedeel.bsky.social 
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social I have two guys, one for each of you
Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
matt. @biorhythmi.st Corn dog aficionado
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social I am Kate.
North American Friends Movie Club Podcast
https://youtube.com/@nafmc
Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social Writer of books (I Am Not A Wolf, American Purgatory, Zoo Kid), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy?), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts)
Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com Snake and frog work
https://linktr.ee/nickdouglas
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social 
kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social 
Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social Bitch 😎 lover 😽 child 👼 mother 🦾 sinner 👹 saint 🎅 sometimes feel ashamed 🧚♂️
Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social Executive Producer of Creative/Talent at IGN. Hosts videos. Writes scripts. Makes music. Plays video games. Cooks food. Collects toys. Eats pizza. Stays busy.
https://www.patreon.com/ThisThingRules?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social ~I know you all, and will a while uphold the unyoked humor of your idleness!!
La for tv animation, Westport frequently. peaked on vine
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social Just some guy who definitely doesn’t write for a late night show.
Guy Endore-Kaiser @guyendorekaiser.bsky.social Writer for Ghosts. Potato enthusiast. 
harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
Cacaodaemon @samthielman.com Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com 2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com
Piss man with the ultimate skeleton
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social www.youtube.com/@dustinkcouch