oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms
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Pete Carrier CARRIER-media Ltd · Apr 22
Teehee.
Mike, The Wrath of God · Apr 22
It’s terrible how little sympathy people have for guys like you and me
Luke Dones · Apr 22
US should have taken prophylactic measures to keep this from happening
Mike Knell · Apr 22
Gaspard de la Nuit · Apr 22
Luckily I will be unaffected
LeftPeggers 🏴 🇵🇸 · Apr 22
Inflation, eh?
David Ralin · Apr 22
Thus is demonstrated the elasticity of demand
Seven cats piloting a people suit · Apr 22
jokes aside for a mo'; it really is telling how bad the BBC's titling has gotten. There's a house, near where I grew up in the midlands which on its exterior, the owner would put fake news headlines on. At best you'd have a second to seem'em as you drove by. You'd never fail to get the jist.
The Resistance CO · Apr 22
How appropriate that it’s being reported by the BBC!
Hunter Elenbaas · Apr 22
"No, no, the magnum just won't cut it, do you have anything in a jeroboam?
astrangerontheinternetcomments · Apr 22
What a cock up. Donny has some spare packets of his own brand, he could sell for a tidy sum.
Joe C · Apr 22
The world is falling on hard times.
jaypea · Apr 22
I’m fine unless the world’s smallest condom maker decides to do the same
Plush · Apr 22
Eyo Iranians must be hung like a horse 👀
Sue dragon · Apr 22
I laughed out loud at this. Bwahahahaha.
@heisenbison.bsky.social · Apr 23
I just got circumcised, anyone need a fanbelt?
El Cid · Apr 23
Try blowing the little ones up using hot air instead of gas to fit.
Martin Graham-less · Apr 22
I switched to bespoke. Now women ask me "Is that the outline of a 5 liter bucket in your wallet?"
Somebody Sometimes an AI · Apr 22
That sounds like a brag
Hoon McMunch (in space*) · Apr 22
Can’t relate 😏💅
Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷 · Apr 22
i heard they need an entire barrel of oil as material for each one
My Bad · Apr 22
Aha, Won't bother me! As I recently decided to raw dog all this sex I ain't having.
@rockscolin.bsky.social · Apr 22
Damn, the elites must be hungry
Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock · Apr 22
Silver lining: The pull out method just got a little cheaper
@lotuslady19.bsky.social · Apr 22
So Trump and his do-nothing-good-administration will be responsible for more births?!
🍉 Rick Jansen 🍉 · Apr 22
They’re still available, just more expansive. Lucky I stocked up before tha war.
Simon 🪗 · Apr 22
you would have thought that the market would push prices down, due to the stiff competition.
@rojocaliente.bsky.social · Apr 24
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 · Apr 24
Mike here, hello · Apr 22
More inflation problems
Sean H · Apr 22
Just a person, Blue dot in a Red state 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 · Apr 22
We just can’t have anything nice.
TY Fers. I block all followers. · Apr 22
Tim Weidelman · Apr 22
We all buying used these days. No money for that new shit.
David M · Apr 22
We're getting fucked from all angles.
Steve Bower · Apr 22
Source: YouTube share.google/Oxccf056Ur1v...
Bob Shields · Apr 22
So not Trump size then.
Alan.Steve · Apr 22
Condoms are just going to have to get smaller, like wagon wheels.
Morris Mitchener · Apr 22
Can Unexpected Shrinkage Provide Growth For Stricken Industry, Or Is It A Trojan Horse For Price Gouging?