dan mentos @danmentos.com · Apr 22

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

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Mike, The Wrath of God · Apr 22

It’s terrible how little sympathy people have for guys like you and me

Luke Dones · Apr 22

US should have taken prophylactic measures to keep this from happening

Mike Knell · Apr 22

Gaspard de la Nuit · Apr 22

Luckily I will be unaffected

David Ralin · Apr 22

Thus is demonstrated the elasticity of demand

Seven cats piloting a people suit · Apr 22

jokes aside for a mo'; it really is telling how bad the BBC's titling has gotten. There's a house, near where I grew up in the midlands which on its exterior, the owner would put fake news headlines on. At best you'd have a second to seem'em as you drove by. You'd never fail to get the jist.

The Resistance CO · Apr 22

How appropriate that it’s being reported by the BBC!

Hunter Elenbaas · Apr 22

"No, no, the magnum just won't cut it, do you have anything in a jeroboam?

astrangerontheinternetcomments · Apr 22

What a cock up. Donny has some spare packets of his own brand, he could sell for a tidy sum.

Joe C · Apr 22

The world is falling on hard times.

jaypea · Apr 22

I’m fine unless the world’s smallest condom maker decides to do the same

Plush · Apr 22

Eyo Iranians must be hung like a horse 👀

Sue dragon · Apr 22

I laughed out loud at this. Bwahahahaha.

@heisenbison.bsky.social · Apr 23

I just got circumcised, anyone need a fanbelt?

El Cid · Apr 23

Try blowing the little ones up using hot air instead of gas to fit.

Martin Graham-less · Apr 22

I switched to bespoke. Now women ask me "Is that the outline of a 5 liter bucket in your wallet?"

Somebody Sometimes an AI · Apr 22

That sounds like a brag

Hoon McMunch (in space*) · Apr 22

Can’t relate 😏💅

Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 · Apr 22

i heard they need an entire barrel of oil as material for each one

My Bad · Apr 22

Aha, Won't bother me! As I recently decided to raw dog all this sex I ain't having.

@rockscolin.bsky.social · Apr 22

Damn, the elites must be hungry

Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock · Apr 22

Silver lining: The pull out method just got a little cheaper

@lotuslady19.bsky.social · Apr 22

So Trump and his do-nothing-good-administration will be responsible for more births?!

🍉 Rick Jansen 🍉 · Apr 22

They’re still available, just more expansive. Lucky I stocked up before tha war.

Simon 🪗 · Apr 22

you would have thought that the market would push prices down, due to the stiff competition.

@rojocaliente.bsky.social · Apr 24

♥️

Mike here, hello · Apr 22

More inflation problems

Sean H · Apr 22

Just a person, Blue dot in a Red state 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 · Apr 22

We just can’t have anything nice.

Tim Weidelman · Apr 22

We all buying used these days. No money for that new shit.

David M · Apr 22

We're getting fucked from all angles.

Steve Bower · Apr 22

Source: YouTube share.google/Oxccf056Ur1v...

Bob Shields · Apr 22

So not Trump size then.

Alan.Steve · Apr 22

Condoms are just going to have to get smaller, like wagon wheels.

Morris Mitchener · Apr 22

Can Unexpected Shrinkage Provide Growth For Stricken Industry, Or Is It A Trojan Horse For Price Gouging?