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Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g

A back view of a person in a pub wearing a white, red and blue jacket and frosted jeans. The back of the jacket features the Marlboro logo.
A blue cylindrical cake with a man’s head and bearded face on top. The face is lumpy and the beard is slivers of brown chocolate frosting.
A spicebush swallowtail butterfly seen from the side. It’s wing is black with vibrant blue, orange and white markings. It is feeding on a wildflower.
Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. An enormous toad-like creature with stubby arms and no legs, a lopsided nose and predatory eyes.
A sunny highway intersection. To the right of it is a green rectangular sign that says “Mars 4” with an arrow pointing right.
The members of the band The Who standing side by side facing the camera.
A 1930s vintage Japanese matchbook cover featuring a knock-off version of Mickey Mouse wielding an enormous cigarette.
A giraffe faces the camera, only its head and the top of its neck are in the frame. It has long eyelashes, pointy ears and a pair of horns. Its gaze is docile but slightly curious.
A hummingbird in mid air. Body almost vertical, wings a blur of motion. Sharp black needle-like beak. It’s chest is white. There are colorful patches on its head and back.
Two people in military fatigues stand facing away from the camera at the edge of the reflecting pool in Washington DC. On their backs are sashes that say NATIONAL GUARD
A still from a movie. A blonde man with a mustache is covered with large hairy spiders on his head, face and upper body. One spider appears to be climbing into the man’s open mouth.
A Great Spangled Fritillary butterfly rests on a flower with its wings completely opened. Its wings are orange with black spots and waves. Its tubular body has fine hairs and its antennae extend at an angle.
A white middle-aged man with horn-rimmed glasses and a mostly white goatee
A box containing a Scrub Daddy scrubber. The product is visible through a window in the packaging. It is generally round, yellow and sponge-like with a smiley face carved into it.
Souvenir card with Mickey Mantle’s autograph. Title and image are Mantle playing a night game in a New York Yankees uniform. “To Mike, best wishes, Mickey Mantle”
Cover, souvenir autograph book from the Willie Stargell Celebrity Bowling Tournament, 1974
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. She’s in a mountain meadow playing a guitar for the Von Trapp children.
A wall of square wooden cubbyholes, each containing a rolled up necktie in various colors and patterns. This is the original full-sized image used for my header, photo taken by me.
An octagonal red stop sign with a reflective white border and lettering. Beneath the word STOP someone has used white tape to spell out “IN THE NAME OF LOVE”
A hand drawn cartoon by the gifted @bornmiserable. A muscular man is standing in a white karate outfit with one foot on the chest of a man lying on his back wearing a black karate outfit. The latter man has stars circling his head and is pleading “…Finish…me…”. The standing man replies through gritted teeth, “I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.” Tony’s signature and the year 2016 are on the bottom right.
A hummingbird perched on a red plastic feeder. The bird’s body is facing the camera but its head is turned in profile so that its slightly curved needle-like beak is visible.
A tweet and reply from 2020. The tweet says “I’m beginning to suspect that all of these spin doctors never even went to med school.” The reply, from Chris Barron of Spin Doctors, says “Some of us went to music conservatories.”
Ron Perlman in a scene from the 1980s series Beauty and the Beast. He has a cat-like face and long frizzy hair and is holding a red rose.
A gray tabby cat with long white whiskers lounges on a bed and looks contentedly at the camera.
A poster for a campaign against distracted driving. It says PHONES DOWN, EYES UP above a cartoon of a blue car smashing into a red car with a cellphone held in a hand in the foreground.
A chipmunk in front of a peony blossom which had fallen to the ground. The chipmunk has multi-tone brown fur with black stripes and a white underside. Its eyes are like little black BBs.
A colorful water lily among waxy green lily pads. The flower’s reflection is sharply visible beneath the blossom.
An image based on the Star Trek title screen. A cratered planet against a field of stars. The faux title of the episode is “THE ONE WHERE KIRK MAKES OUT WITH THE ALIEN CHICK”
A toy from the 1970s, Stretch Armstrong was a rubber white male figure with blond hair wearing a speedo. In this image a person is using both hands to stretches the toy’s arms away from its body in opposite directions.
Statler and Waldorf, two characters from The Muppet Show who are elderly, white-haired and cantankerous. In this image they are LEGOs sitting in a theater balcony.
A tiger in profile, resting on a ledge among some leafy green shrubs. There is sun-dappled water visible on the left side of the frame. The tiger’s fur is intricately striped with black.
A collage made of backstage passes
An image of six guitar picks in a line. They are varyious shapes, sizes and colors.
A June 2021 tweet from John Fetterman. “I would always be that 51st vote. That’s the tweet.”
A cartoon image of the slinky dog from the film Toy Story. His head, shoulders, forepaws, rear end and rear paws are plastic but his midsection and tail are coiled springs. He is smiling.
A person wears a jacket that has the texture and appearance of a fluffy waffle
Krog Street Tunnel in Atlanta, GA. The interior of this rectangular tunnel is slathered with colorful graffiti. On the right side of the frame someone has spray painted in red on a yellow background “LOVE IS THE BEST DRUG”
“Did Jesus use the 4th dimension? It seems most logical that Jesus used the fourth dimension to elude his would-be captors. Similar to the power to disappear from three-dimensional beings, anyone who could move in a fourth physical dimension could also transport himself/herself anywhere in our three-dimensional world instantly.”
A still colorized photo of the Hindenburg disaster — a zeppelin explodes into flames above the ground.
Black and white image. Mickey Mouse stands with a foot on the ground and the other up on a desk. His eyes are wide and he has a crazed grin. He’s holding a book open and gazing into it. The book cover is visible and shows the title “Pentmouse.”
Throngs of protesters pour into Times Square. An animated anthropomorphic M&M with its arms wide appears to welcome the people from an overhead electronic sign
Small white butterfly feeding on a tiny bunch of wildflowers. The sun illuminates its wings from behind.
Two very young gorillas play tug-of-war with a pair of overalls they probably stole. The one on the left is on his stomach sniffing the garment which stretches between them. The one on the right is sitting and pulling the material to its mouth.
Black and white. An elephant gently presses its forehead into the flank of another elephant as they stand at the water hole.
A red and white sign in a stairway with some kind of emergency symbol that looks like a cassette tape with angry eyebrows.
An old iron arched doorway in an alley; it is black, with white graffiti that says STILL LOVE YOU. The sidewalk is tiles and the wall is two-toned faded yellow.
A single Mexican sunflower, its petal bright orange-red and its center tendrils yellow. A bee enjoys a sunflower snack.
Water lily nestled among lily pads. The flower is open to the camera, the yellow tendrils circled in the center, surrounded by pastel petals.
A hummingbird hovers facing left toward a red feeder, its wings extended in front if its body, but its head is turned to the right and upward, looking for threats.
A short silver robot with camera eyes, no nose or mouth, a square body and rectangular head. Very shiny finish.
Profile viee of butterfly feeding on wildflower. Wings are yellow with black, red and blue spots at the edges. The tops of the wings are backlit by the sun.
A hummingbird approached a suspended feeder with a red round top. The bird’s wings are a blur and its body and head face the camera. There are wildflower stalks around the feeder.
A cat with glasses wearing a tie
Water lily among lily pads with reflection on water’s surface
Spangled Fritillary butterfly on purple milkweed
Black and white image of an early Mickey Mouse standing with one foot up on a bench. He’s holding and staring wide-eyed into a book that says “Pentmouse” on the cover. This was my twitter avi.
A pizza topped with pepperoni which have turned into chewy little grease cups when cooked.
An image of the muppet Waldorf looking perturbed in a dark 3-piece suit with his arms akimbo.