๐ Missy @adorablecyb.org A walking study in demonology. AuDHD fairy cosplaying as a human. Older than you think.
Community Manager @ the @openhomefoundation.org - check out our FOSS projects like @home-assistant.io & ESPHome
Opinions my own. Free Hawaiสปi ๐ธ she/fae/they
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
Claudia Conway @ukseennotseen.bsky.social She/Her. UK Jewish Elite Woke Tofu-Juggling Lizard Woman Space Laser Owner. LGBTQ+ safe Mum. Amateur soprano local choir diva. Peace & freedom for ๐
SJ Bradley @bradleybooks.bsky.social Short story writer, novelist, audio playwright. Maps of Imaginary Towns,The Netflix Reviewer (Substack), Uneasy Listening (podcast). PGcert Teaching Creative Writing (Cambridge), K Blundell Trust Award.
linktr.ee/bradleybooks From Wakefield, now NI
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social one a those they/them queers
42itous @rbc42.bsky.social Traveling actor/director/manager
Contingencies will arise
You have to adapt
Be flexible
Stay positive
*Avoiding clichรฉs like never before*
No dm's
Power to the people, stick it to the man. ๐บ๐ฆ
Fortuna Horribilis @nerienis.bsky.social Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Antifascist (They/She) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Mech. Engineering/QC Chemistry Tech
Fan of arthropods, transit, & weather
Rapidly alternates between shit and earnestposting. Bipolar type 2
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, ๐
Democratic socialist
๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (ally)
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social I never saved anything for the swim back. ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
No DMโs.
Panny @panny.bsky.social ADHD
She/her
I HAVE A NEW GUITAR
It's not quite as new now
It needs restringing actually
UK (northern)
Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social Writer. Convalescing comedian. Casanova of Crosswords, philandering philatelist, astute aesthete
Debut novel:
A Soldier's Worst Enemy available soon!!
Kate Brisbois @k8briz.bsky.social Iโm still on the Xithole site but just to wander over & piss on it occasionally. She/her. Librul urban ndn. Standards still falling faster than I can lower them. Enrolled Spokane tribal member. #Resist #BLM @k8briz.bsky.social
Jae @jae4711.bsky.social I am Jae, Mistress of the Master Key. Keeper of your Deep Secrets. Guardian of our Darkest Dungeons. Holder of the Eternal Candle. Bringer of Reflection, Voice of Fairy Echochambers and your Guide through the Museum of Life.
[sie/she]
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ZCTBY9DZ
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Catherine ๐ท @catebridget.bsky.social Adjunct Prof in Writing
she/her
https://medium.com/@catesawers/no-shit-sherlock-what-it-means-to-have-information-literacy-08f62e92fe73
SEIU Local 500
exquisitely crafted handmade jewelry @ catesjewels.etsy.com
screenplays on The Black List
PEACHES @bitemeeee.bsky.social The peach is the fruit most commonly likened to a woman's vagina (or vulva). This comes from its soft, fuzzy texture, rounded shape with a central cleft, juicy sweetness, and overall sensuality.
The peach emoji ๐ represents buttocks or female genitalia.
Nancy Gage @ngage.bsky.social Roz Chast groupie.
Feminist lawyer in pursuit of public health & human rights.
Unless we know each other, do not bother with DMs.
https://www.who.int/health-topics/violence-against-women
Rebecca @libertyunderpants.bsky.social Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
Joanne Firth @joannefirth.bsky.social Curious climate aware human. My posts are as unpredictable as I am.
Buckle up!
โจ๏ธWisdom
โจ๏ธEarth
โจ๏ธTruth
Approximate Ghost ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโจ๏ธ~* @proxyghost.bsky.social Moldy old transfem, probably studying.
Compsci Major, digital forensics minor, don't ask me I don't know anything ๐ญ
18+ content, will block phobes & provacatuers
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Occasionally NSFW, always dangerous.
$WalterMcmain - Cashapp me I'll probly giggle
Mimi G @glorydayzzz.bsky.social Daughter, wife, mom, mimi & ally. Fan of mid-century architecture, decor, tv & film. Military family. Simmering GenX fighting fascism from FL. ๐ Resister since 2015. Stand with ๐บ๐ฆ & ๐จ๐ฆ & ๐ฒ๐ฝ
As always, FDJT
๐ซDMs unless I know you. Seriously...
GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social Iโm that other account you might know, MCKV. Hi! I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Fuck TRUMP. Fuck ICE. Fuck FLOCK cameras.
A.K.B. @picalily.bsky.social Ph.D. x2 EE|CS Managing Dir, Systems Architect
๐ฆ๐บ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ง
Half-Thai
Mum to humans-5 & fur babies-2
Reading, permaculture, cooking & hiking
Love ๐ฆฎ๐โโฌ๐ฑโฝ๏ธโธ๏ธ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
#AuDHD
I help people in broken systems
#AI #AIGovernance #AIRisk
Works @ intersection of human & AI systems
Hellishchildren @hellishchildren.bsky.social Every repost is cursed.
Bots don't add alt text.
Mute people who turn off both replies and quotes to their posts. They want to be left alone with their thoughts.
๐ซ No Porn
๐ซ No Proselytizing
๐ซ No Bitcoin
๐ซ DMs
๐ซ No MAGA
My kink - vengefully blocking back
Auntie Po'kchop @auntiepokchop.bsky.social Water, food, shelter, health care & education are the foundations of humanity.
It's just too bad no one's thought to check on the mortar for the bricks.
Adelle Loiselle @adelleloiselle.bsky.social Iโm a journo in Windsor, Ontario. I work morning radio.
CVD certified zombified slugo and disgraceful punk. Always retweets de Adder and Tom Baker.
Of course views expressed may not be the views of my employer.
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social more camel than leopard
@debf56.bsky.social @debf56.bsky.social Proud Canadian. I love gardening, reading, cooking. Dark sense of humour for an old lady. Favourite joke: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake all night, wondering if there really IS a dog.
Gumboman Shea @irishgumbo.bsky.social Son, father, husband, and semi-pro curmudgeon. Architect IRL. I write and take pictures too, sometimes. Y'all like to eat? I know I do.
Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social Tin foil hats protect aliens from reading your shitposts
Are Espelid Wold @arewold.bsky.social Software developer at Tietoevry in Molde, Norway, always ready for some singing, hiking, running & making and/or eating buns. Cargo bike enthusiast.
Louis Redux @louisredux.bsky.social Real-world data and clinical trials. Future epidemiologist. Biomedical & (ex-)chemical scientist.
Not an instant internet expert, a real one.
Mad like Byron, lefty like reality. Abject failure. Can be serious, often not. There will be jokes & swearing.
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. ๐จ๐ฆ
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Mr Greengrass ๐จ๐ฆ โค๏ธ โ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ @marginman3.bsky.social Old coot.
Married to another old coot.
Life is hard so play nice.
He/him ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐บ๐ฆ
BIG fan of emojis so be prepared
@scarletfeatherhead.bsky.social @scarletfeatherhead.bsky.social I'm here to 'like' every cat & bird & nature photo I see.
Gothic, SciFic. TimeNerd. Watercolorist.
Slava Ukraini๐บ๐ฆ. Libertรฉ.
Mostly reposts. Occasional vinegar. Snarky often.
MarkleStan
Powered by glitter & bile.
DEM
Like/repost=0
๐ซNO DMs ๐ซ
๐ซNO MAGAs ๐ซ
Chris Frantz @chrisfrantz.bsky.social Founding member of Talking Heads and Tom Tom Club. Keeping it real out here in the field.
Avani (uhv-nee) @notatallavani.bsky.social Third culture kid, Unitarian Universalist, aspiring microbiologist, zillennial, lover of art and languages, raging feminist, homebody, and cat lady. Chronic reskeeter. Usually sparkles in sunlight. Not a bot, just fairly new here.
fleurthering heights @fleur-de-livres.bsky.social Opinions are my own but should be everyone's
Van3ssaV ๐ฆ @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social "We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other ๐ฃ
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner ๐ดโช
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@design3.bsky.social @design3.bsky.social 
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social I just work here.
Tomm @tommlarson.bsky.social Old cis white guy Christian who tries to love everyone. LGTBQ+ ally. Ally to everyone who is not an old white guy. Bad at being funny, but good at laughing. Here to support.
Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social Now with 25% more badgering! Snark, silliness, absurdity. (He/Him/His/'That Idiot'). BLM, Abolish ICE. If you do not accept trans people, move alongโdo not sully my profile. No Crypto/DMs/Porn. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ @sundaedivine.lol Life is weird - letโs laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
ndweiss @11tulips.bsky.social Democrat. Jezebel. Oxford commie. Brazen-faced varlet..
Politics, common sense, appreciator of outliers.
Ph.D., Nordic stuff. Espoused.
The gods are indifferent.
Think for yourself.
@wantshoes7.bsky.social @wantshoes7.bsky.social 
Wanda Hunter ๐จ๐ฆ @hunnywan.bsky.social Retired Albertan who loves reading, gardening, bird watching, cooking, family and dogs. I am a proud Canadian. ๐จ๐ฆ
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social King of the Lowbies | The Arbyโs of Shitposters | Hot, for all you know
He/Him
@co2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social 
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social She/they, queer lesbian, old ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la rรฉsistance ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐
Dr. Emily Arndt ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @brachinus.bsky.social Polymer chemist & engineer in industry. Spent some quality time studying bombardier beetles. CWRU Macro & MIT PPSM alumna. Loves science, animals esp insects & cats, photography, computers, cooking, & the outdoors. Trans queer autistic woman. She/her
Joan @belleofliberty.bsky.social Former editor, proud mom of a trans kid, Democrat, drama-avoidant, sober 4 years
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social โ puffy soft stuff โ
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
tanya,the @thetanya.bsky.social Electrogravitic microwave engineer. My verbs are No/Know. My pronouns are Me/My (shhhh me didn't make these rules).
Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social Politics, prose, pro soccer, pretty good cook. Petering out being alliterative presently. He/him/dude Pro Trans, Pro Palestinian Pro Jew, Pro Equality and if you aren't, you aren't welcome.
David Levine @davidlevine.bsky.social DOWN with cherry pickin' hypocrites!
Grampy to 3 awesome kids
Bluesky user #1,047,968
Retired IT guy
โDonโt believe everything you think.โ
Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social Clumsy oaf. SciFi and comics nerd. Cat Uncle. Perpetually grumpy. I have a good sense of direction (even though I feel completely lost).
"We ainโt living, weโre just trying to surviveโ
Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator.
Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.
โกSurly Philly Cat ๐บโก @surlyphillycat.bsky.social Rescue Dog Mom, Blue/Liberal Dem, Star Wars, Whovian, Goth/New Wave/Ska/Punk, scooter fan, South Philly! #Bulldog
#PhillyPhilly #Phillies #FlyEaglesFly ๐ฆ
Mexicology @mexicology.bsky.social Perennial apprentice in the craft of mummery and word smithing, dabbler dubber, and other sundry dilly dallier.
๐ฒ๐ฝ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
I was told there'd be tacos over here...
Edited to add: if you use your account for religious proselytizing, I will block you.
Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social This *is* my backup plan; I wanted to be a horse.
โขCo-host of College Town podcast with Seth Morris on CBB World
โขWriter, actor, pod(cast) person
โขHire me to write, act, host my own morning show
Some Brown Man ๐๐พโโ๏ธ @somebrownman.bsky.social โIโm not one to sit and spin
โcause living well is the best revengeโฆโ
-R.E.M.
Miss Thing @missthingblue.bsky.social Faggot on the verge. ๐ She/They. Episcopal Seminarian. Bisexual. Demi-Girl.
Tumblr: missthingtakesatumble
Letterboxd: Miss Thing
@shannonthegr8.bsky.social @shannonthegr8.bsky.social 
ScotchTapeโข๏ธ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Ally .
Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI โ> PHX โ> SD
@donnlmp.bsky.social @donnlmp.bsky.social 
Poker Deck - 64x89mm @pokersizeddeck.bsky.social I'm here to howl into the void, not to build an audience. If I follow you, it's because you posted something great.
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social Disabled former forensic chemist & teacher. MMIWG. BLM. ILM. ECM. LGBTQ. Happy wife of 24 years so far. Two heads are better than one but one face is better than two. Melophile. Cynophile. Bibliophile. Cinephile. Voracious tea consumer. Cis, she/her. ๐
The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social 
Harmony @missharmony.bsky.social Trans Human
Quilting Sewing Coding
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
War Criminal @milkman44.bsky.social 
Dirty Druid @dirtydruid.bsky.social Irreverent Druid / Leftist / Feminist / Ally / Cat Dad
Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social Jump rope king of Sacramento.
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
๐ Shelterkeep ๐ @wayshelter.bsky.social The Wayshelter (wayshelter.com)
No products, special offers,
memberships, or privileges.
No AI.
Just a random #ActuallyAutistic #Transgender dude,
into #Spirituality #Consciousness #Arts #SCA.
#AuDHD #Disability
Was Monkey Pliers on Twitter until 2020.
It's A Shit Show @seramalover.bsky.social Sarcastic, sometimes funny, facts over fiction, wife, mom to 3 (now adults), lover of animals, ๐ sewing and crafty stuff, 2 ๐ & 2 ๐, and 3x grandma! ๐ต
DM=InstaBlock..Don't DM ๐ซ
ZOEYKING-DESIRES @zoeyking-desires.bsky.social โ๐โ๏ธ๐ PTSD Warrior Princess
๐ Wife of King Cisco & Mom
๐ธ Model & Content Creator
๐ZKD SOLE DEZIRES SHOES
๐๏ธ Host of the ZKD Podcast: guiding you to fall into Faith, Hope, Healing, & Love!
โArmor up! Desires ignite! ๐ฅ๐ NO DMS ๐จ
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Maureen @maureenn.bsky.social 
The Big Vic @abqvictoria.bsky.social New Mexico! Music! Nature! Science! Kindness! Animals! Art! Friends! Green Chile! Pluto will always be a planet! She/her. Chronic Illness! Cranky and in pain.
DMs disabled.
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social Late to the game millennial, all around master of none and tinkering of many things with nothing being of note
Jericho @vikesfan47.bsky.social Lifelong progressive Minnesotan trying to navigate this dystopian nightmare๐คชLeft is Bestโ๐ปFather, Papaโค๏ธ Metalhead๐ค๐ปD&D enthusiastโ๏ธ Xbox gamer๐ฎ Lover of nature, animals, space๐๐ถ๐ชAtheist, Humanist, Egalitarianโ๐ปIโm just an INFP surviving on high doses of THC๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฟ๐จ
CynicAleksandra @cynicaleksandra.bsky.social ๐ฃ Be hard to explain ๐ฃ
๐๐ช๐บ ๐ต๐ฑ
๐ธ instagram.com/andra_leksy
e3p3f3 aka The Babka Gremlin @e3p3f3.bsky.social '92 liner | comics, fashion, memes, kpop, not necessarily in that order
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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social literary witch
@jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social Sarcasm, books, sarcastic cats, and all things creative. Probably will burn down the house with a CO2 laser. I really love creativity and sarcastic crafts. Cat mom to Morty and Indiana. Missing Jaxie.
You didn't notice it, but your brain did.-Plinkett
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably
she/they ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
wasian ๐ฐ๐ท
discord: errinyous
Katchoo @katchoo.bsky.social