Dan Cerinthedark

@etbeeegood.bsky.social

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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag

A mated pair of sandhill cranes, performing a courtship dance to Red Flag by Kesha
Middle aged man in a hoodie and those sunglasses coverups they give you for dilated pupils.
A lone seagull in a fast food parking lot
A green tree frog, perfectly blending in with some growing lettuce
a tree frog resting flat on a growing kale leaf, they are similar in green color and bumpiness
Janine from Ghostbusters, shouting "WE GOT ONE!"
A mother and baby turkey, walking around outside
the band Fine Red Mist, playing a song called Candy Cigarettes
A weird beer box American flag ting that says “FOLDS of HONOR”
a crude drawing of a Cookie Monster parody, suggested by the op, called the Waffle Bastard. An orange puppet that eats waffles in a sloppy, abstract manner
Carrots in dirt with all kinds of finger-like protuberances
A husky cherry tomato plant with a red tomato growing next to a green one.
An E.T. figure, coated in gold with some of it chipped off
Middle aged Dan in an undershirt that was half eaten by a wild animal
Slush Puppie mascot, edited to look like it’s emerging from a cocoon
a white undershirt with huge holes eaten through the front and back
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga from Big Man on Campus, edited to hold 2 bags that say Movies and Pizza.
Me in a high school soccer team picture, gold jersey, hockey hair, 90s goatee
Baby frogs all over my garage
Baby frogs, harassing me on the garage couch
a single birch leaf on the floor of a shower
some fresh dill, drying on a paper towel
Some Fraggles from the puppet show Fraggle Rock.
A wild onion blossom, a pinkish ball flower with green fingers
a young fox squirrel, chirping at me from a tree it’s trying to be boss of
Mumm-Ra from Thundercats, when he’s small
a black squirrel, mid-hop in the tall grass
A scene from Little House on the Prairie with Nellie and Laura
a small, light-tan tree frog with a rejected look in its eyes
My torso in a white undershirt with an “L” sticker by my left nip
Dio THE LAST IN LINE vinyl record album cover, Murray the demonic mascot overlooks an underworld hellscape of tortured souls
Nick Jr. show Wonder Pets! A guinea pig, duck, and turtle in a sailboat car
I taped a note on a pickle jar that says “ALLIGATOR FINGERS.”
2 barn swallows, perched on the wing of a rubber bat with a spatula for a head.
Purple, pink, and grey, cloudy sunrise
Kenny Loggins’ Keep The Fire album, he’s on the cover, holding a glowing orb
A rubber bat with a head like a spatula on a porch corner and a blurry barn swallow, flying between the camera and Batula
8 ears of corn, dusted with chili powder, on a grill
A jelly stretchy hand slapper toy thing
The band Enuff Z’nuff
I’m petting a black cat, affectionately
A Bluesky draft, “Ballpaste, the toothpaste for balls”
I’m just playing with some rocks I found and talking in a Michigan accent
Saweetie and Doja Cat’s video for Best Friend, they’re in and on a car, dancing
Cloudy sunset over some trees, frog noises
Panning back and forth between two frog chirps on the woods
A big bumblebee, bumping around a bag of soil that had pictures of flowers on it
a young deer, jumping around playfully and then gently touching noses with its mom
Judd Nelson, pumping his fist in the air at the end of The Breakfast Club
A tiny snail on vinyl siding. The shell looks exactly like a perfect cinnamon roll.
Toast cut into a heart shape
I’m holding up a piece of toast near our silver metal toaster
3 paintings hanging on a wall: Jar Jar Binks smoking a joint, E.T. drinking Coors, and Gollum with a fish. They are beautiful.
Middle aged Dan in a black and white palm frond muumuu and a black brimmed hat
a leopard frog in a bark bed at night, the camera light reflects in its eye. A green lettered caption says “FEEL THE SLIME”
A small bird atop a pine tree, chirping its song out amongst fading grey rain clouds
An apple next to an earthworm. The apple has drawings on it to look like Richard Scarry’s Lowly Worm, driving his applecar
A black squirrel, standing on its hind feet in some grass
A can of generic spray cheese called Cheese Wow! There’s a cracker with a cheese face drawn on it, on the can, with big square glasses and a cheese mustache