Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
Lydia @smoreswhore.bsky.social motherofbeanz alt
𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 / 𐓇𐒰𐒿𐒰𐒼𐒻
She/her
Bitch Ass Emo
Exists on coffee & spite
https://linktr.ee/motherofbeanz
(Alt text pfp: package of S’moreo Oreos)
(Alt text banner: a word cloud with fuck & fucking as the largest words)
kimstersalt @irked.bsky.social I do what I want
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social I’m that other account you might know, MCKV. Hi! I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Fuck TRUMP. Fuck ICE. Fuck FLOCK cameras.
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
ɱίκε ΘĢ @mikeo-g.bsky.social Failing to shut the fuck up since 75
🇬🇧🖤🇺🇲
SavageLucy42 (She/Her) @savagelucy42.bsky.social Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/savagelucy42
I'm forty two. I'm an adult. If you're under like 30 just... don't talk to me.
Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
No DM’s.
scram! @scrambledmegs.bsky.social I’d like to be irreverent and fun, but here we are.
Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.
Brian @bside.foo Game Dev
36
Regaining my drawing spark
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social Art, illustration, pattern design, folklore, flowers, and something yet to be revealed. This is where I thrash. NeverAI. She/her
https://linktr.ee/sewzinski
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social I’m Joanna 👋
Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. A tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (on Discord). Pro-democracy. I curse a lot. She/her
Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social OKC sludge.
Check out our Linktree for contact info and other important stuff.
https://linktr.ee/chatpileband
chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social She/any/48 🌈
Broken dreamer who’s all out of magic ✨
And I'm sure I'll never get it back
Don’t waste your time on me
I’ll never be what you think I am
Goose, your imaginary friend @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social listen,
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev sweng, real far left. opens jars, bakes bread for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk
posts++: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
✨🐈⬛KittyKorner🐈⬛✨ @kittykorner.bsky.social There is no rhyme or reason here
Interests include but not limited to✨ art, music, lotr, being a mother, books, rocks, trees and sarcasm
In a sucker for a good theme
Climate change is real
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social Likes making music, art, taking photos, playing video games, learning new things, 90's/2k's media. A total Lesbo. Cis: She/Her - Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️🌈
Banner by: shakachoarroyo.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/tiffanytroia
Harley Davidson 🏳️⚧️ @queenofmars.space The Queen of Mars herself
she/her
Currently telling mom jokes
arcadus @birdapp.rip they/them 🖤💜🤍💛
free link
my inventions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wizbguj43slo7ogg5sinbi2b/feed/aaamfiz5tkkzi
if it happens today: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wizbguj43slo7ogg5sinbi2b/feed/aaajepvu4jgss
Hypatia 🏳️⚧️☭🔻 @skirtspinny.bsky.social What if we kissed in the ruins of empire
she/her
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social Top Skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xv6zlxzizwfqa2fjmikzgu4e/feed/top-skeets
My Skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xv6zlxzizwfqa2fjmikzgu4e/feed/chrono-skeets
🐘: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
Fnord.
Tripsi-bimbi @tipsitripsi.bsky.social The worlds a nightmare let me distract you
https://linktr.ee/Tripsigypsi
21+ only please
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social (mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her
5 ft 9 brown eyes and a sundress
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social Come count them ways to forever | Music & hockey & drawing & photos | Upstate NYer, Ohioan, Michigander | @BuckeyeStHockey Alum | @zekebud on the bird app
Rocketgirl 🚀 @rocketgrrl.bsky.social ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇᴇʀ, ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪꜱᴛ, ʀᴀᴘꜱᴄᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ. ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ #𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼
Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social Multimedia artist, maker, potter, painter, creator of Surly-Ramics. Surly.etsy.com is where you can buy my work. patreon.com/SurlyAmy is where you can read about me. Dog is Love.
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
@justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social 
Jason R. Wells, Esq. @jrwells82.bsky.social Christ follower. Husband. Foster Dad. Library Assistant. 6'8". Matlock Stan. The Truth is Out There. All events occur in real time.
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social I gave at the office. Random musings. Habitual likes and reskeets.
Bro, do you even Alt Text?
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just a silly guy made of star stuff
My love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
My résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Aphrodite @funaphrodite.bsky.social 
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social Devout Catholic⛪Cat mom of 1🐈Football fan (diehard Buckeye)🏈Aquarius♒ Avid reader 📚 Crocheter🧶 Candle fanatic🕯️ Hablo poquito español🗣️ 420 girl 💨
At noon we siesta.
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feral…the guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
æmə @its-actually-ama.bsky.social Weird.
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
c̾✩
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Tony @elgecko.bsky.social artist and pizzatarian | he/him
Udont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social still mostly cats & candy
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
Top https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Bottom https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Gypsican 🤙🏼 @gypsican.bsky.social Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social microblogging under difficult circumstances 🛵🎯🕴🏻
my music is available on most streaming platforms 🎶 if you even care 👻
💛🤍💜🖤🪆// 🧠🌶️
pronouns: never speak of me
(jk, they/them is fine, just no bro or sir or mister, dude is invitation only)
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
Puzzlepurse @puzzlepurse.bsky.social Bottle rockets and billets-doux. Photos mine, except for reposts.
Vintage stuff: Puzzlepursevintage.etsy.com
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social Satire account. Real squirrel don't Internet, ya fuck. High Internet Squirrel once wrongly accused of murder, what the fuck more do you want?
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social Artist Autist(ic) woman person parent.
‘De Kooning and Bacon mashed together’ - John Musker, director of The Little Mermaid
In Norwich UK
deaf in one ear
Buy my art: https://www.chloecumming.com
Support me here: https://ko-fi.com/chloecumming
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Erik Robson @erikrobson.net Game/level designer | LFW | Valve (Portal 2, CSGO, DOTA 2, The Lab, Artifact) | Double Fine (Psychonauts, Brutal Legend) | 3DO ()
25+ years making games professionally. On Signal @ ErikRobson.47
Husband, father, PNW, living through Interesting Times
Allie 💜✨ @solanumxanti.bsky.social 39
NSFW 🔞 MDNI
just having a little fun and didn’t want to post horny on main
Daddy 🥰 @wilddreams12.bsky.social
❤️🔥 Lingerie wishlist: https://throne.com/solanumxanti
pfp artwork by @logannielsen.bsky.social
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender.
Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese.
Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c
J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Rebecca @libertyunderpants.bsky.social Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy