Michael "Admiral Memo" Moore

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Kes, from Star Trek: Voyager
Group of Turkish women all yelling about something
A sandwich from Baltimore, Maryland stacked as such from top to bottom: Sourdough bread Fried crabcake Thick slice of tomato A wide but thin amount of lettuce Several strips of bacon A whole fried soft-shell crab Sourdough bread
William Hawkins laying down on the Moon Space Cowboys
Adverse Conditions 3U Instant Devoid Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don’t untap during their controller’s next untap step. Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has “Sacrifice this token: Add {C}.”
Call the Scions 2G Sorcery Devoid Create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have “Sacrifice this token: Add {C}.”
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. 1985: Picture of a city where the sky is gray static. 2005: Picture of a city where the sky is bright blue. 2025: Picture of a city where the sky is advertising.
Famine from Good Omens opens a box
Steam link opened in new tab
Steam app Store page Right-click option selected "Open Link in New Tab"
Steam program with Steam AI Warning plugin installed. StalSide game page is blurred and pop-up is immediate.
Before you knock on my door please note: This home charges $50 per minute to listen to sales pitches and religious message. This fee is payable in advance. By knocking on my door or ringing my doorbell, you are agreeing to my terms and conditions as stated above. No Soliciting
@sameoldstory November 16, 2020, 2:37 PM One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember pretty well
Tim Allen as Jason Nesmith as Captain Peter Quincy Taggart of the NSEA Protector
Cellar Door 2 Artifact 3, T: Target player puts the bottom card of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If it's a creature card, you put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield.
Screenshot from Toy Story 1 with Buzz Lightyear looking down at the bed, but his neck has been artificially stretched to be about the same length as his body. He's saying "Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor."
Asking AI for a unique blue hedgehog video game character and it spits out Sonic, but with blue shoes.
Hulk, Always Angry 5RR Legendary Creature - Gamma Berserker Hero Trample When Hulk enters, destroy all artifacts. Hulk attacks each combat if able. 9/9
Spoilers for the full joke of the meme incoming. This is referencing the 4-panel meme where Thanos is inside the Soul Stone with an echo of the young Gamora. Gamora asks "Did you do it?" Thanos answers: "Yes." Gamora asks "What did it cost?" Thanos answers sadly "Everything." This image, however, is only the last panel of the meme, and Thanos saying "The Other 3 Panels" This infers that Gamora asked her questions, but Thanos sacrificed the rest of the meme itself to achieve his goal.
56% Woke vs 44% Chud 34% Techbro vs 66% Neo-Luddite 39% Hopepilled vs 61% Doomer 72% Davos vs 28% Dubai
Pandora Chaos Raven from El Goonish Shive yelling "No NO NO NO! You do NOT harm a child!"
Hank Green's 4x3 167 points No mistakes Hub First Purple First Sub-90s
1st Generation Steam Controller
55% Gangle 75% Zooble 25% Caine 100% Kinger 70% Pomni 50% Jax 20% Ragatha
Adam Savidan yelling "The Bus is Coming!"
Fleem, Goben's Creation
Samuel L. Jackson in the movie "Snakes on a Plane" saying "Everybody strap in!"
InnerSpace movie poster Steven Spielberg and Joe Dante Starring: Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, Meg Ryan, Robert Picardo, Kevin McCarthy
Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy
Lieutenant Wesley Crusher in the TNG episode "Parallels" sporting a combination commbadge/rank insignia.
Grid of games, 5x4 Favorite game: Star Trek Online Best Story: Portal 2 Favorite Art Style: Freedom Force Biggest Personal Impact: Half-Life Best Combat: Star Trek Armada II Overhated: Grand Theft Auto V Underrated: Tron 2.0 Overrated: Rocket League Needs a Remake: Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force Criminally Overlooked: Orwell - Ignorance is Strength Favorite Protagonist: Shovel Knight Favorite Antagonist: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - The Fallen Best Soundtrack: Bastion Best Multiplayer: Team Fortress 2 Not Usually My Thing, But...: Creeper World III: Arc Eternal Turn My Brain Off: PC Building Simulator 2 Best With Friends: Minecraft Best Retro Game: Super Mario Bros. 3 Nostalgic Childhood Game: Abadox: The Deadly Inner War Game Everyone Should Play: Balatro
MtG Arena loading screen "You can assign specific companions, sleeves, emotes, and avatars on a per-deck basis." I have highlighted in yellow "emotes" and "per-deck basis" and added the word "How?"
Image credit: stock.adobe.com/wachiwit A person holding 5 Magic cards in their left hand and placing down a card on the table with their right. We are unable to make out what card it is, though the art looks to be a person. There is no holofoil stamp on the card being placed, so it must be a Common or Uncommon card. Clearly visible are two swamps and three forests. The opponent has 4 cards on their battlefield, all blurry and illegible. There is a black deck box with the Magic Arena logo on it in the background, out of focus.
William Shatner in the movie "Free Enterprise" rapping the song "No Tears for Caesar"
If Parks and Rec was still being made, they'd do a bit where Ron Swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it'd just be "???/???" And it'd cut to a talking head of him going "I've been a fool all this time. It's bad enough that the government knows my name but now they want to know my gender? So I'm not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I'm concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all."
Brian David Gilbert pointing at a post-it saying "You Nort a Boy"
DC Talk's "Jesus Freak" album cover
No Take, Only Throw Dog Meme edited Children Please? No social safety net! Only children!
Ishihara test for Red/Green colorblindness with the Loss glyph as the pattern to be seen.
Map of North America and the top half of South America, as drawn by AI. While the shapes of the continental US states are mostly accurate, New England gets a bit rough, and none of the states are labeled correctly. Some aren't labeled at all. Several parts of the Pacific Ocean are labeled "America" or "North America" Canada is labeled "Altrolica 70" The Canadian provinces look like a bad mash of Mercator and other map projections. Nova Scotia has been split into 2 islands, and the Gulf of Saint Lawrence has been duplicated to the northeast of the real location. Newfoundland has been severely shrunk, though its shape has been preserved. Ontario and the Great Lakes have been duplicated to the north of Nunavut and Northwest Territories. Greenland has been labeled "Amiica" and its shape has been heavily distorted. Iceland's coast is very large on the northeast corner of the map. Alaska has been labeled something unintelligible that starts with L and ends with m and its shape has been replaced with the area of the southwest US, particularly the Aleutian Islands being replaced by a copy of Baja California. The northwest section of the state has been replaced with a south-facing southern tip of Greenland. Mexico is roughly correct, but no labels are intelligible, and Baja California no longer connects to the main part of Mexico. It has been transformed into a peninsula that only connects to California. Central America is just an amorphous blob that gets smaller as it goes further south. South America is labeled "Ameriica" and is somewhat distorted. The delta of the Amazon river has been greatly exaggerated. Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, and Ecuador have been removed from the map, and the shapes of Venezuela, Columbia, and Peru have been modified to fit.
The final monologue from the Deep Space Nine episode "In the Pale Moonlight" generated into a Burger King ad with the picture of a Whopper. So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer: erase that entire personal log.
A young girl in a jumper (US)/pinafore dress (UK)
Screenshot of the original post, with a square of ramen noodles as the next post underneath it
Richard Spencer being punched in the face while he's trying to explain his Pepe pin to a reporter
Faint Aurora Borealis glow over the Outer Banks, NC
Can of Old Bay Seasoning being revealed
9 games in a grid, going left to right, top to bottom: Blank image for Scarab of Ra Half-Life Sid Meier's Civilization SimCity Star Trek Online PC Building Simulator Magic: the Gathering Arena Super Mario Bros. 3 Dark Chambers
Dr. Manhattan sitting on Mars, contemplating how the same thing happens repeatedly
Hayley Scamurra