Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · Jul 14

"The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my ass." –Dr. Leonard "Ass" McCoy

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EK-Ultra · Jul 14

"The ex-wife took the whole damn kitchen in the divorce. All I got left is my Hatfield brand ham." –Dr. Leonard "Hatfield" McCoy

Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 · Jul 14

This gag was so stupid. He's called Bones because he's a doctor. Conversely if he'd said anything else in that moment, would that have become his nickname for decades? Clothes McCoy. Cock-and-Balls McCoy. Dog McCoy. If he'd said "All I got left is this flask of scotch" he might've been called Scotty