Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷

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Comic book writer and editor

Ebon Moss-Bachrack in a NYT Cooking video standing in front of a pile of beets, saying "I'm Ebon Moss-Bachrach." His t-shirt (with a Ukraine flag pin on it) has a picture of Jack Kirby and reads JACK KIRBY in a gothic font
The Kryptonians in Superman II, left to right, Ursa (Sarah Douglas), Zod (Terence Stamp), and Non (Jack O'Halloran)
Screenshot from the Hollywood Reporter: Cebulski leaves as the third longest tenured editor-in-chief in Marvel's nearly 90-year history. He recently oversaw the relaunch of the Ultimate Universe and was involved in the "Krakoan Age" of X-Men comics. The editor has strong ties to Japan and spearheaded a manga partnership with Shonen Jump, creating titles like Deadpool Samurai and Spider-Man: Octo-Girl. (The phrase "The editor has strong ties to Japan" is highlighted in yellow)
Simpsons screencap from the episode Hurricane Neddy: Ned Flanders is crouching in an incredibly low and narrow hallway and opening a tiny bedroom door to reveal Barney's face
Screenshot of a bsky post from me in which I comment on the title screen of the Spanish horror movie Violent Blood Bath: "As opposed to what, a natural causes blood bath?" Followed by a reply also from me where I say "I simply have to concede when I've been outsmarted" which I'm commenting on a quote post of someone named "ginger" replying to my original post: "every birth is a natural causes bloodbath"
LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER cover from Goats Flying Press, featuring a hand in a black leather glove holding a bloody knife with a lake, a canoe, and woods reflected in it, as well as two women's frightened faces and a killer in a yellow slicker holding an axe. The art is by Suspiria Vilchez. The book is by me and Gavin Guidry with colors by Chris O'Halloran, lettering by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, book design and layout by Jeff Powell, and logo/special assets designed by Dylan Todd. Hardcover available now from Goats Flying Press!
Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar in Men in Black, an alien insect disguised in the drooping skin of a man it killed, obsessed with consuming sugar water
Dr. Leonard McCoy (Karl Urban) in the JJ Abrams Star Trek reboot talking to Kirk (Chris Pine), about to take a pull off a flask
Stonn from Star Trek season 2, episode 1, Amok Time, a handsome-ass Vulcan who happens to look a bit like Adam Driver, sort of (played by Lawrence Montaigne)
A tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking very dignified, and in the background, a black cat perched on the edge of a dresser eying him menacingly
Screenshot from Old Twitter: b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie (Jamelle Bouie) 7/4/18 Watching JURASSIC PARK for the first time in years and forgot how much I loved this John Williams score. Also Laura Dern is so young! And Sam Neill looks so ridiculous with the red neckerchief! Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks I cannot apologize more for the neckerchief. It must be tough to have such refined feelings bruised by a piece of cloth.
Avengers: Doomsday promo image featuring a ton of MCU characters, but with each actor's age superimposed over them…most of them are in their 50s and 60s, some even older, only a few in their 40s, absolutely no one under 30
Screenshot of a comment submission: 224 comments on New Burger City Thank you for your submission. We'll notify you via email when your comment has been approved. Alejandro New York City Pending Approval If you make a frita cubana with a different type of meat and a different type of bread and a different type of fries, that's the frita cubana of Theseus. And a roujiamo is not a burger just because that's the word they use to sell it to white people. And a sandwich of loose lamb meat is not a burger. And why in god's name are there TWO shrimp burgers, and who's out there clamoring to eat shrimp with cheese?? I'm happy to see Joe Jr. and Werkstatt and Hamburger America, but this list is preposterous. One last thing: that writer makes the burger with boquerones and roquefort sound uniquely unappetizing. "Eat this disgusting stinky dripping mess and then take a shower," no, I'm okay, thanks.
Brian Koppelman as the dirtbag who gives Michael Clayton guff during an illegal poker game
A luxury boutique storefront called Sabah
Luke Skywalker dressed as a Stormtrooper chest-deep in garbage water in the scene where he's exasperated, calling for Threepio, and asks "Where could he beeeee"
T-shirt design: If you see da' police WARN A BROTHER in the Warner Bros. logo
Action Comics #454 cover featuring Superman speed-eating a mountain of hamburgers
Wall art in a bagel shop as if it's a Superman comic book cover, but cropped so tight that it only says MAN, with the Comics Code Authority logo in the top right. The art is a repro of Superman eating kryptonite but it's been retouched to be a bagel. "…and it could use a bit of SALT…"
The Simpsons cops Eddie and Lou driving through boxes crashing against their windshield and saying "Damn boxes"
Screenshot of the "Uneeda Medical Supply" building from Return of the Living Dead with text onscreen reading JULY 3, 1984 5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
In-car subway signage declaring this is a 9 train to 242 St–Broadway, Bronx at one end and South Ferry, Manhattan at the other
"Yuppies: The Bankers, Lawyers, Joggers, and Gourmands Who Conquered New York" by Dylan Gottlieb
George Costanza holding a baseball bat and making a scoffing face. In the original scene he's scoffing because it took the Yankees six games to win the World Series.
Rutt's Hut's famous ripper—a hot dog deep-fried until the casing rips open—with an enormous side dish of onion rings and a root beer
Screenshot of an email addressed to me from NYT Wirecutter with the subject line: "I'm excited about this trash can"
A child in a suit and tie looking off in the middle distance and smiling…above him, an inset picture of a child wearing a Batman cowl
Quint in Jaws crushing a can of Narragansett
Screenshot of the infamous "Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse" tweet with a photo of Russell Crowe, Javier Bardem, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, and Sofia Boutella announcing a cinematic universe that ended up being nothing more than a whiny fart
"Yuppies" book cover, subtitled "The Bankers, Lawyers, Joggers, and Gourmands Who Conquered New York" by Dylan Gottlieb, with a photo of two stereotypical yuppies, a man and a woman, in business attire, on a cream-colored background
Olga de Souza, of Corona, in the photo from the "Rhythm of the Night" record cover but with no text and a different-colored background
an orange Sanitation Department truck parked square in the middle of an intersection to block traffic and it's absolutely COVERED in people
My face cropped at the very bottom of the photo showing massive crowds behind me, all taking pics and video. I'm wearing a Knicks hat and going ✌️
Massive, massive crowd on Liberty Street waiting for the Knicks parade, including two guys standing on the roof of a schoolbus
Autographed photo of José Alvarado draped in the Puerto Rican flag and holding the Knicks championship trophy
The life-sized Vourdalak marionette about to bite a boy, from the movie Le Vourdalak
The final panel of the first ever Peanuts strip but instead of the kid saying "How I hate him!" (about Charlie Brown) I've changed it to say "How I hate her!"
Me and my cousin both in ridiculous tropical shirts which we did NOT coordinate, with the queen Toñita herself showing her glorious rings
Homer Simpson letting his tears run and singing "Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing" as he watches a toilet flush the correct American way
Screenshot of Kate O'Flynn quoting Widow's Bay episode 8 director Andrew DeYoung directing her: "Feral, Kate!"
Selfie of me and my cousin, two devastatingly handsome middle-aged men, with beer bottles
Claude Rains and Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca, with a subtitle as if Rains is saying "I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that there are gangs in the LAPD!"
ADRIA ARJONA ALEX PEREIRA DREW STARKEY REBECCA HALL REGINALD VELJOHNSON MICHAEL BIEHN ERIC WAREHEIM DAN STEVENS
Scene from ST:TNG of a crewmember fused into the floor up to her sternum, dead, with her hands sticking up like mannequin arms and a blank expression
Simpsons screenshot of a sign on a wall: TETHERED SWIMMING
CARL LUMBLY Mechanically Augmented Neuro Transmitter Interception System MANTIS Ad for a '90s TV show featuring a Black man (Carl Lumbly) in a suit and tie wearing a metal mask shaped vaguely like the head of a praying mantis
NJ Nazis (an all-white assembly of state police standing at what might sloppily be called attention in their ill-fitting fascist cosplay uniforms)
Screenshot from Hannibal of Will's hands drawing a clock face
Screenshot from my phone playing the song "This Is My House" and the album cover from I, Assassin by Gary Numan
Two panels from The Thing #3 by John Byrne revealing that Lockjaw, the Inhumans' giant teleporting bulldog, is an Inhuman himself, warped by the Terrigen mists that give them their powers. Panel 1 Quicksilver: She is as much my child as yours, beloved. Do not deny me that which is mine under Inhuman law. It is an obscenity that a child of a mutant and an Inhuman should be a mere mortal human. Let me bathe her in the mists. Anything would be preferable to this. Unknown speaker off-panel: Anything? Panel 2 Narration: The voice is a low grumble—deep, painful, but very clearly an intelligent sound. It stabs through Pietro like lances of ice…strikes a discordant note in his heart… Lockjaw: Anything, Pietro? Even me?
Three-frame Frinkiac excerpt of The Simpsons featuring Kent Brockman reporting a story headlined "NEW DOLL." Frame 1: Or you can turn to another channel. Frame 2: Oh. Frame 3: Do not turn to another channel.
A crested pigeon, its crest looks like a mohawk
A tree with knobby growths that look like breasts
Foreground, my hand holding a red Solo cup, background, a keg on the floor of a dingy living room
A basketball court and bleachers, and way up in the corner of the pic it says "George Ball Court"
KISS-brand rum
A dingy boarded-up bar with a sign that says RELAX FREELY AT McFEELY THE BIGGEST LITTLE TAVERN IN TOWN
Sign for a business called La Hacienda with a cactus and a beautiful desert sunset backdrop, advertising the following services: BOUTIQUE DISCOTECA SERVICIOS LEGALES
Krusty the Clown holding a sign that says Walla Walla