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From @senatorgiggity.bsky.social: A picture of Ron DeSantis wearing aviators indoors standing next to a large alligator skinned duffel bag resembling noted racist Hulk Hogan, both holding some marketing scheme
From @dasharez0ne.bsky.social: A ROTTIG SKELITON SAYS "YOU HAVE PRONOUN'S? YOU BETTER FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE SO I CAN USE THEM " AND IF YOUR JUST TUNNING INTO THIS CHANNEL DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS ALL PEOPLES GENDERS AND SEXUALITY AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT , YOU MUST UNDERSTAND A CULTURE WAR HAS BEEN HAPPENNING TO TRY TO FURTHER OPRESS ANY ONE WHOS NOT A RICH STRAIGHT WHITE MAN , IMAGINE BEING BORN ON THIRD BASE AND COMPLAINING THAT YOU CANT REACH HOME PLATE BECAUSE OF 1 TRANS PERSON LMAO,,, BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG) IMAGINE IF YOU STARTED MONOPOLEY THE BOAR GAME WITH 10,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST GET'S 500 , AND YOU PANIC WHEN THEY BUY 1 PROPERTEY, YOU GET THE PICTURE, WE LIVE IN A NATION RULED BY THE WORST AND DULLEST PEOPLE WHO ARE IMPOTENTLY ANGRY THAT ANY ONE ELSE HAS EVER DONE ANY THING COOL , AND ALSO IMPOTENT , BECUASE THERS NO WAY THERE DICKS WORK, SORRY BUT THATS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ELLON, ITS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AND ITS THE SIZE OF AN EGG. HE SPENT $1000000 ON FIXING IT AND ALL THEY DID WAS INSTALL A LED LIGHT THAT CHANGES COLOR. ALLEGEDLY. THATS WHAT I HEARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
From @hotcakehound.bsky.social: An anthropomorphic wolf from behind seeing his ass turn into a monobutt. He is saying FUCK!! and the sound effect says BWOMP
Post from @machete.gay: Mellody Lucas dressed to the nines in a gorgeous skirt and jacket combo while George Lucas is dressed like an autistic calculus teacher
From @ceej.online: another AI slop Facebook post with the caption “🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻” over an ai-generated image of a fucking SUPER old man, like he is shirtless and his skin is absolutely hanging off of his bones like nutsack skin. he’s so old his fucking bones have started to melt. he looks miserable and is sitting in front of a birthday cake with candles that say “1800.” It’s unclear if that’s supposed to be his age or the year he was born
Two panel image of SpongeBob SquarePants. 1. A tight closeup of SpongeBob's face. His eyes are narrow with deep concentration. He's biting his bottom lip the best he can with his two front buckteeth. His expression shows that his teeth aren't the only things that want to buck. 2. A closeup of SpongeBob's right hand hooked on the top of his square pants, pulling them down to reveal a small portion of what's hidden under that rectangular fabric. The base of a bulge is exposed and a couple of yellow throbbing veins convey there is a whole pineapple under his sea, and he's inviting you to take the dive.
From @mobute.bsky.social: some refried beans in a pyrex dish. they have retained the shape of the can and are sitting in a sick puddle of can fluid. a table knife has cut halfway through them, suggesting this dish is for people who prefer their beans sliced
From @meladroite.bsky.social: A brown tabby cat is laying on hardwood floor with her sparkly blue, fish-shaped kicker toy. She has one paw on the toy, and she's staring off into the distance pensive, like for graduation photo
From @fragboner.bsky.social: A dingus who opened 2 Dr pepper’s at the same time and now must splice his dna with 46 flavors
From @wittywebhandle.bsky.social: Original tweet from @tomfordblues 02 Dec 23 my mom refuses to watch the x files because david duchovny was her ta for a class and he apparently "lounged about in a whorish manner" @ionianprincess has quote tweeted that with a still from X Files in which he is indeed lounging in a whorish manner during an interrogation.
From @cpsc.gov: A vast forest. A lone robot wanders looking concerned. Two bears fight ferociously behind them. The text reads: it’s wild out there. Bring some help. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov.
A post from @hayao.lol "Catbus:" the words nothing is written in stone engraved in stone
From @elmcitytree.bsky.social: "A picture of Musk’s DOGE Squad of keyboard warriors, six dorks ranging in age from 19-25. Two NYC bouncers could drag them out by their hair and I’m meant to understand that they are physically capable of bypassing security AT A GOVERNMENT BUILDING! "
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Groundhog Day. I added a top hat on Tim Curry, plus a big groundhog in the foreground, a VHS tape of Groundhog day floating in the sky to the left, the clock radio from the movie floating to the right with some music notes around it, and a black and white photo of Sonny and Cher in the background.
Michelin Man, but he's got a huge floppy dong made out of the same material whatever the rest of his body is. Is he an inflated tube? Car tires don't need tubes. I don't get it.
Joe Biden (an old white man) looking lost, confused, perplexed, slightly horrified, possibly watching his life flash before his eyes. His expression says he just shit himself and stepped in it, but didn't realize it until he noticed the feeling of hot chunks tumbling down his pantleg. And the smell. Oh god, the smell! His nostril hairs are singed from the overwhelming gust of decay that wafted toward the heavens in a futile attempt for forgiveness. But it knows the sins it committed. There's no corner to hide in to escape what will become the most painful PTSD flashback of modern human history.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO BE DONE: THIS IS THE MESSAGE YOU WERE WAITING FOR - "WHEN THINGS GET BAD ENOGUH," YOU SAID, AND NOW THEY ARE - WILL YOU GO BACK TO USING BIT TORRENT OR WILL YOU SEND YOUR STREAMING PAYMENTS UP HILL TO DA OPRESSORS LIKE A DEFEATED BABY???? A SKALATON SCREAM'S AND THERE HOLLERS ECHO OFF OF ALL BUILDING'S ,U HEAR THERE ANGUISHED CRYS AND PULL THE BLINDS DOWN TO SEE WHATS GOING ON, AND ITS TIME, YOU KNOW ITS TIME, IF YOU EVER SAID IT WOULD BE TIME, ITS NOW, IF YOU EVER SAID "ONE DAY" TODAY IS THE ONE DAY, YOU MUST DO WHAT YOU PROMISED ,YOU MUST LIVE UP TO THE HOLOGRAM OF YOURSELF AS THE HERO OF YOUR OWN LIFE, YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU HOLD INFINITE POSSIBILITYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO REASON WHY YOU CAN NOT DO WHAT YOU SEE YOUR SELF DOING IN YOUR MINDS EYE! BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SEE YOU ON THE NEWS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A photo of a police horse with a cop on it in a parking lot, looking like a bitch