Notasteamjpg · Jan 21

“The cylinder WILL be harmed” 😭

Willa(Art fight Team Tragedy! UrsulaMajor) · Jan 20

Handled, with care....

Marcle (Team Mystery🔍) · Jan 20

Seems like a bargain!

lucentorb · Jan 20

WOAH that's so much ddr5 ram He's worth so much

Moune ☆ VTuberFR 🐇🌗 · Jan 20

Hope he's ready to sit all day having me play Elden Ring on his screen with my head on his lap :3c

Frozenfangs · Jan 20

"do not put a cylinder in the andrebot" LMAO 🤣

Fenris Lycanthrope · Jan 20

The disclaimer is sending me 🤣

elly · Jan 20

we'll be needing that 3 year warranty puppy

Celeste-Tails Desk · Jan 21

Now that is one cute looking companion @///@

KAWARU Alien Shibe🥔 · Jan 28

Money well spent

Gribbus07🐅 · Jan 20

Matrix · Jan 21

I NEEED IIIIT!! *drools a pool* ... Pardon, my feral side went wild at this..

Holden Claulfield · Feb 5

The cylinder will be harmed? …good :3

AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) · Jan 21

an andre in the wild ..

Xero · Jan 20

This is actually super sick.

Alma · Jan 20

hiii :3

Moonlit-Tear · Jan 20

Half off for the Andre Bot with all those features and add ons, that's a damn good deal!

Punk [COMMISSIONS SOON???] · Jan 20

A good way to build my credit score!

Eve Hawthorne ΘΔ · Jan 20

What a deal!

@thelazoid.bsky.social · Jan 21

Gonna be running Cyberpunk with full path tracing on this twink

Lon Lycon · Jan 21

The Water protection is coming in very handy there ;3 Great work again André! I love me my fellow mechanical beans uwu

Luis · Jan 20

damn, that is cheaper than the 5090 alone, hell of a deal

Malakai* 🐉 · Jan 21

At that price with THOSE specs it's a fucking steal dang, sign me in.

Candle · Feb 22

damn that cost is shockingly low. where can sign?

🌈 The Rat AD 🔞 · Mar 20

"Do not put a cylinder in the bot" Gave me flashbacks to the M&M post on Reddit lolol

Set · Jan 20

Love the small warning text at the bottom. Wonderful touch.

@spytina.bsky.social · Jan 20

Where is the option for "pregnant belly"? Is it sold separately?

BigNoseBug 👃🎡 · Jan 20

not to tempt you but model of this would go hard and all I can think of is the title Andre 3000 haha this design is sooo good!!

🐦Huweifs 🐦 · Jan 20

but... Can It Run Doom? 🤔

Lumi Zorra · Jan 20

I’d buy it

Misha 🏳️‍🌈 · Jan 20

With those specs and warranty the Andrébot is obviously being sold at a loss, and one shudders to think how the manufacturer is making the real money 😨 (would)

Blue_birb · Jan 20

i'll take 15

YoungMoney203 · Jan 23

50% off what a deal I’ll take 2 of them

Darren Adam Reinhardt · Jan 21

Cold machine, warm body 💜

The Cool Cat Corner ⚧️ · Jan 20

Absolutely gorgeous and precious! 🧡✨ Also, cackling at the little "terms and conditions" bit at the bottom

EMMY · Jan 20

Gonna put him in a maid dress :]

Cedar · Jan 20

Can it connect to my laser printer?

860M · Jan 25

why would i need 5g connectivity in a bot, i already have 5g connectivity

@art1musr3x.bsky.social · Feb 6

take my money- 😌

Queen Disastrous Puppy · Jan 20

The goddamn RAM price 😭

UNVEETEHBLE (She/they) · Jan 20

already put an order in for it :3

Sunny · Jan 21

Does he come with a built in toaster?

🔞Toast, Lover of Sneps🔞 · Jan 21

My wallet will murder me (I will be happy tho :3 win is a win)

big fan · Jan 20

I'm taking 5 of those bad boys

💙 That’s Malarkey! 💙 · Jan 20

Plug and play? What do you mean by that?!

mrbot.net · Jan 20

The cylinder will be harmed?? D: How will i feed them baguette croque monsieurs :(

Exvarn · Jan 20

dawww adorable